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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: California
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| Why? Because there wasn’t already one! The rules are to post the funniest Chuck Norris jokes you have heard! And the most important thing is... to have FUN! Let me start with one of my fav. one's... Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. LOL
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 531
| Couldn't pass this up...there are so many! Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: California
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Here's an epic one... Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. ![]()
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| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Breville
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| There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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