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Old 09-09-2009, 04:57 AM   #1
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Default Chuck Norris Jokes Thread

Why? Because there wasn’t already one!

The rules are to post the funniest Chuck Norris jokes you have heard!


And the most important thing is... to have FUN!


Let me start with one of my fav. one's...


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. LOL
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Old 09-12-2009, 04:35 PM   #2
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Couldn't pass this up...there are so many!

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Old 09-12-2009, 05:07 PM   #3
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Couldn't pass this up...there are so many!

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
*Laughing out loud* nice one GA

Here's an epic one... Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:58 PM   #4
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There is no ctrl button on Chuck Norris computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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