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| Member Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 30
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a bullseye tattoo on their asshole would be kinda funny too. | |
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| Senior Member | why do we DRIVE on a PARKWAY and PARK in a DRIVEWAY? |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bristol, England
Posts: 8,454
| Why do I always put two socks in the washing machine but only one ever actually comes out??? What black hole does the other disappear into... Is there actually, like some would believe a whole Galaxy made of grey school socks??? Is there a bermuda triangle like thing going on in my washing machine??? These and many more questions always make me go hmmmmmm......
__________________ Adaptable, Alluring, Ambitious, Bewitching, Caring, Contrary, Desirable, Energetic, Enterprising, Enthusiastic, Expressive, Fair-Minded, Gorgeous, Heroic, Instinctive, Lively, Outspoken, Precious, Proud, Sensible, Senseous, Stylish, Trustworthy, Vivacious, Witty and Wonderful.... I AM WHISTLER!!! GONE BUT TRULY NEVER FORGOTTON!!! Not too sure whether I am actually dead or not yet, cause it IS, by any standards, only a small flesh wound!!! Don't worry though... cause in true PB style... I'll be back very soon, right after I get my new, much sought after, Company styled head air vent filled in!!! |
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i see your point...but if you castrate them and amputate their limbs, then you know for sure that they will never be able to hurt anyone again...and THEN we tattoo a bullseye on their ass, lol too funny | |
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| | #15 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bristol, England
Posts: 8,454
| I have wondered today... Do goldfish eat each other? I had six fish in my tank last week, tonight, I have only three alive and one dead anorexic looking one.... I can't find even the smallest bit of the other two.... odd that.... :0
__________________ Adaptable, Alluring, Ambitious, Bewitching, Caring, Contrary, Desirable, Energetic, Enterprising, Enthusiastic, Expressive, Fair-Minded, Gorgeous, Heroic, Instinctive, Lively, Outspoken, Precious, Proud, Sensible, Senseous, Stylish, Trustworthy, Vivacious, Witty and Wonderful.... I AM WHISTLER!!! GONE BUT TRULY NEVER FORGOTTON!!! Not too sure whether I am actually dead or not yet, cause it IS, by any standards, only a small flesh wound!!! Don't worry though... cause in true PB style... I'll be back very soon, right after I get my new, much sought after, Company styled head air vent filled in!!! |
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| Senior Member | you meet a girl at a bar and oh you're talkin to her and yea you're buying her drinks and everything is goin great and then you ask her what she's doing in New York when she lives in New Jersey and she says..."Oh I'm just visiting my boyfriend's family, they live here" Excuse me? then what the hell are you doing here in a bar all by yourself?!?! Where's your boyfiend? In some bar across town all by himself? |
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| | #17 | |
| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ENGLAND baby
Posts: 1,430
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hahaha that makes me go hmmmmmm aswell man ........... | |
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