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04-10-2008, 03:00 PM
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 A Star Wars/POTC one..... Q: What do you get if you cross Captain Jack Sparrow with a robot??? A: Aaargh - 2 D2!!! Some more SPN ones..... Q: What drinks blood and goes oink? A: A Hampire! Q How did the Vampire know he was popular? A: He gots sackfuls of fang mail!!!! And a random Star Trek one..... Q: Why did the man go to the Star Trek convention dressed as a tree? A: He wanted to be the captains log..... I told you they were brutal!!!!
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04-10-2008, 03:33 PM
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 | omg do u sit down with pen & paper thinking of these all day lol
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04-10-2008, 05:15 PM
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| ^^^ No.... Not at all... I've just got the weirdest most sadistic sense of humour on the planet.... I work with kids all day long .. that keeps me sane!!! My son ... has a worst sense of humour then me.... he turns to the dark side ... his jokes are so funny!!!! Like in history class.... when he was learning about Henry the 8th...and all his wives..... He stood up in front of his teacher and asked/told her this one..... I swear she is still laughing!!!! LOL!!! Q: Why did Henry VIII play skittles in his castle? A: Cause he wanted to take Anne Boleyn ... [Bowling] Geddit?????? Or the more classic literacy based one..... Q: What do you put your dinner into when you are visiting a french Cathedral? A: The Lunchpack of Notre Dame..... !!! Oh I swear..... He tells them better!!!! LOL!!!! Sher.... Just thinking though.... If these are all just floating around the inside of Smiley's head... think of what I would come up with if I had a pen and paper to hand...... LOL!!!! And some more SPN jokes...... [Just for you Sher].... Q: How does a werewolf turn off SPN on the DVD player??? A: He hits the paws button!!! Q: What fierce & hairy and surfs the internet??? A: www.erewolf!!! And some Harry Potter ones..... Q: What do you call a wizard from outer space? A: A flying Sorceror!!! Q: Why was Headwig the Owl invited to all Harry's parties? A: Because he was such a hoot..... And finally for now..... one more Star Wars one.... Q: Why doesn't R2D2 or C3PO have any brothers? A: Because they only have trans-sisters.... LMAO!!!! Wait til I am in a better mood.... and I'll think of some to do with Metallicar..... LOL!!!! Muhahahahahaha!!!!! 
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04-10-2008, 06:08 PM
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| love the harry one
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04-11-2008, 09:27 AM
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| omg smiley if anyone sees me they'll think i'm crazy or something... laughing alone in my room....studying... (while actually I'm pretending to be studying but..) just imagine someone studying and laughing at the same time LOL!!!! check this one out... What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The way they say ahhhh-men. LOL!!
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04-12-2008, 09:19 AM
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| ^^^ Oh..... I haven't even started with the crummiest lot of jokes yet..... [and I use that term very loosely]... Well anything that takes you away from all that studying and learning......
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04-13-2008, 03:11 AM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ENGLAND baby
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| Has anyone got any favourite stand up comedians? i think Lee Evans is really really funny and is right now the best out there, but i also like jimmy carr and jack deed. |
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04-16-2008, 04:33 PM
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| ^^^ I'm still thinking about this one.... LOL... My joke for you all for today..... Q: What did the man do when he swallowed the light bulb???? A He spat it out and was delighted!!!! Ok.... It's the way I tell 'em!!!! LOL!!!!
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04-17-2008, 01:14 PM
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| Some football jokes ... so only smiley and other footballing fans will get it lol A burglary was recently committed at Tottenham ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet. A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of Stamford Bridge. He made him go back and watch the rest of the match. |
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04-18-2008, 08:43 AM
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