Puppy Snaps!

[ExtraCookie]

It's really more the rest of scene 9, I guess, but I figured calling it "Scene 10" was easier than calling it "The Rest of Scene 9." Sorry it was so long in coming, folks; I have serious energy issues. Now, read through this little step-piece and prepare yourseves for some more hilarious stuff from helps!

I regret to inform you it's time for another moment of silence to pay our respects for one who is about to be offed before her time. But, you see, Puppy has snapped. He is out of control. And gallons of coffee may be great for a buzz, but they can't provide murder protection. Let's bow our heads.

Puppy Snaps may be found in its entirety on page 2 of this thread.

P.S. Oh, what's the matter, Jimmy?! Do you not approve of this little flick? Does it offend your super Christian sensibilities? Well, who asked ya?!

[smileyone]

I regret to inform you it's time for another moment of silence to pay our respects for one who is about to be offed before her time. But, you see, Puppy has snapped. He is out of control. And gallons of coffee may be great for a buzz, but it can't provide murder protection. Let's bow our heads.

ROFL..... Yeah... Hope you throw me one hell of a wake!!! ...

[ExtraCookie]

Look what I found!

Cookie, we probably don't even need a disclaimer, because no one but us will ever read this thread, because no one knows it's about Jared.

Yeah, Calena, that's what I thought, too! Looks like we were a tad wrong!

[smileyone]

^^^ ROFL.... Ahem... The poor man will never be the same again!!! You have him eating wafts of hair and all... that's just cruel... I doubt he will ever fully get over it at all... And, what's more... I am solidly blaming every single on of you, if we come back to S5 with a shaven headed Jared!!!

[helps]

SCENE 11 is finally done!!! I know, I work a lot quicker then my co-writer, but I also feel sucked right now ...... sorry for any grammar mistakes & Cookie can edit it after all....

ALL SCENES ALTOGETHER ON THE PAGE 2!!! Just so you know!!!!

scene 11 --- Saturday's night at Birmingham hotel Hilton. Party is on. Actors are getting some rest after the long day, attendees while deadly tired show off some pathetic attemps of dancing, everyone is tired .... everyone, but Smiley *gasp*

The time was running quickly and everyone was preparing themselves for the night. The party was going greatly, but people were tired after the long day. No one really expected actors to show up at the party and attendees were sitting there, listening to Jason Manns performance. One bunch was especially wild and brawling. They were sitting there, laughing out loud, drinking Purple nurples and insulting each other. Despite being noisy, they seemed to be tired as well as others, but one of them was obviously full of energy. Not only that, she was sheer hyperactive. Her friends watched her jumping around, goffering her hips in the rhythm of music, wildly skipping around the parquet. She's got everyone's attention as she was dressed like Luci himself. She was wearing seductive red shirt, strapped jeans and if this wasn't enough for you, she caught everyone's attention with red flashing horns right on the top of her head. Who knows where she took that much of energy -- might be that this girl was known for her coffee addiction - she's used to drinking gallons of coffee per hour!, or it might be her Irish origin. Anyway, Smiley girl was frisky, dancing, wild, seductive, hyperactive (slightly scary as well -- especially for lil' kids) ....
Sometime in the middle of night she found out she's missing her bag. She was little nervous and told her friends that she has to go and look for it, and maybe she will stop at the hotel restaurant and get more coffee. Her friends nodded and told her they will look for it around the parquet while she's gone. Smiley left the room and tried to get through crowds of ppl who were walkin' around to the hotel restaurant. "I will get my coffee and then look for the bag, " she said to herself. At the restaurant, she was so so about to order the coffee, but then *gasps* she learnt that coffee is served in tiny cup and it really wasn't enough. She started to argue with waiter if she couldn't get coffee into some pot or at least pint, but waiter told her it's not possible. Smiley was getting desperate, but maybe it was seductive t-shirt or flashing horns that made waiter to change his attitude and help her out : "Ma'am, we do NOT really serve coffee in pots, feed-tanks, pints or anything like that... *waiter took a deep breath*, but if you find our cups too tiny, you could always go on the second floor where's the machine for making instant coffee." Smiley gave him a weird look, stampped on, which made waiter twitch and left the restaurant.
Smiley put on the bi*ch face and slowly but surely was making her way through crowds back to the hall. When she got on the stairs, she could finally take a deep breath and put on the chatty i'm-your-friend-face. After awhile she got on the second floor and was relieved. There was no one there and she could in peace get her coffee. She found some change in her pocket and stepped closer to the machine. The Hilton is wonderful hotel and so was the machine for the coffee. For Smiley it was the redemption, there were so many kinds and flavors of coffee. They had even her favorite one - "mandarin coffee with essence of butterfly". Smiley dropped in change and pushed the mandarin coffee button, but nothing happened. She tried to get back her money and hit the cafeteria. "Come on, don't be stubborn, I know it's quite late and everyone deserves some rest, but please could you make me damn coffee?!" (I know, I know who talks like that with machine, but ... smiley ) She hit the cafeteria again. "Don't make me beg you, I need my coffee, " smiley moaned out loud and hit the machine again. Out of the sudden the door of the room no. 2 238 907 890 opened *GASPS* Puppy popped out of the door and looked around when he spotted Smiley. She noticed him as well: "Oh Lordy! I must have woken you up! I'm so sorry sweetie! I just wanted to get the coffee from this damn machine," she said and kicked the machine. *click click* Victory!! The cafeteria started to make the mandarin coffee for smiley. Puppy looked seriously grumpy, tired and hawt! He was trying to fall asleep for a long time and when he finally did some chick woke him up and had stupid comments about being sorry, called him sweetie and it all just for coffee. He slowly prowled closer to Smiley and in the moment of smiley's dazzlement with coffee, Puppy swooped her and flinged her down on the floor. She was surprised that he flinged her down and he was surprised that she was smiling at him. Puppy scowled down, grabbed Smiley's leg and haled her through the hallway to his room. Just in the last minute she managed to take the coffee from the cafeteria & while being pulled away, she yelled at Puppy: "Hey dear boy! Slow down there in the fore! I'm trying to keep this coffee in the cup!!" Puppy didn't listen to her. He was heading right to the hotel room and mumbling his fave weirdo song. If he only knew that there was someone watching in the dark of the hallway. She was drunk, young foreigner from Czech Republic -- yeah, those chicks are everywhere. Teri (which was her name) was standing there, watching how's her friend Smiley leaving with Jared. Back then, she thought that Smiley is gonna just chat with Puppy and that nothing bad could happen, but if she only knew, how wrong she was. She was drunk a lot. *Gasps*
When Puppy got Smiley into the room he was furious. Smiley, on the other side, all calmed down and even bold enough to scold him:"Damn you hon! You just couldn't let me drink that coffee before you took me down. Everything is do-able! If you only told me, I'd go with you into your room and helped you out, but no ... You're like any other men. First do what's on your mind and then think!" Puppy was walking in circles around the room, wearing his bunny pyjamas, his teeth chattered. "Lordy, you're nervous. Looks like you've never been with woman, " smiley joked around. He gave her hateful look. "Oh don't be such a grumpy, I like you honey! I so enjoyed your stage talk. Misha is funny, but he's got some problem with Irish people and riding the bikes over the ocean. You, on the other side was sweet all day all around, " she tried to comfort him. " It didn't help. Puppy didn't even hear her. He was getting crazy. He hated when fans talked to him like he was their BFF, he hated how they claimed that they love him, when they didn't even know him. "Do you wanna take a taste of my coffee?? It's my favorite flavor. It's called a mandarin coffee with essence of butterfly. It's such a pity, they don't have a pine-apple coffee with essence of meadow. I like that one,too, I'd take ---" *bounce* "Enough!!!" Puppy shouted at her. "I don't care about your crappy coffee even if it was with essence of camel's tail!!" Puppy grabbed the knife. *gasps* Smiley smiled. "Relax critter! I know that you're stressed, tired and perhaps sad. I think I should leave you here and let you get some sleep, " Smiley said and was about to stand up when Puppy knocked her down on the bed. *in scary deep voice* "You're not going anywhere bi*ch. It's not about me. It's about ones like you. I'm doing all I can, working my ass off, doing those conventions, but it's never enough for you! You always want me to do more, you always discuss my private life, bitch about my private life. .. and now you all feel like you can jump on me, touch my hair. All because you never realize I'm just a man! You could survive. You don't seem like one of those bimbos, but you woke me up .... You felt like you can be noisy and all partying next to my room.... With your slutty horns on your head." Puppy talked quickly. "The world needs to get rid of ones like you!!!" he said and with quick move, he cut Smiley's throat!!! He was sitting there, watching how she's bleeding out, slowly loosing the strength in her arms, she stopped fighting and he smirked :"Another one is gone. I can succeed here. My mission is going well." He took Smiley and dropped her on the floor. Puppy made usual mumbo jumbo with hair, stuffed her holes and wrapped her up into the carpet. He decided to take her away from his room ASAP as he'd prevent another embarrassing conversation about dolls in his bed. He forced upward the carpet with Smiley, put it over his shoulder and left the room. He was walking through the hallway, when he noticed *gasps* Smiley was loosing drops of blood on the floor. Puppy growled out: "Harley, Saddie! Come here!" Harley and Sadie obediently ran to him. "Follow and lick!!!" Puppy gave them an order. He turned back and went on, followed by his loyal dogs who were licking the blood. Yes! *gasps* That's for a reason, why dogs are called the best friends of man!!!

[ExtraCookie]

Ewww, gross, blood-lickin' dogs! What's awful is that they'd probably really do it! I love dogs, but they can be so very nasty!

I can really see this; smiley just yacking away to her killer, talking about coffee. Yep, this, I judge, is realistic. Nice job, helps! I think you really captured her essence!

Yes, man, these Czech chicks are comin' out of the woodwork! Uh oh, Puppy!

Note to self: Never, ever disturb Puppy for any reason.

[smileyone]

^^^ Jeez... for a second there, I genuinely thought you were all going to turn me into some Bridget Jones character who was eventually eaten by dogs...

And did I end up ever getting that coffee??? Errrr no!!! The sequel will have me come back and haunt you all, I swear....

Helps... I forgot about losing my bag... it had everything in it, including the sodden wet digital camera I had dropped down a loo at the Hilton earlier that night... Eventually found though, after a bit of a panic... someone left it in reception for me...

R.I.P. Smiley...

Alas we knew her well... Ohhh look, she's knocking round with Castiel now... getting real cosy!!!

Good job folks... Looking forward to the SPN soap opera later...

[ExtraCookie]

<----- Ohh, this is not a wholesome movie. I wouldn't let Claire watch this crap. Why must you ladies keep exposing me to this stuff?! That angel's gonna totally stop talking to me and won't give me God chores if you don't stop! *wrings hands*

[smileyone]

[from Jimmy!!! <----- Ohh, this is not a wholesome movie. I wouldn't let Claire watch this crap. Why must you ladies keep exposing me to this stuff?! That angel's gonna totally stop talking to me and won't give me God chores if you don't stop! *wrings hands*

Now Jimmy!
What's the matter with you? Pipe down now... Your words of anger and fear are no good at all to us on here now... I have no sympathy for you at all, cause you stayed quiet when I was being killed off... didn't seem to worry you then that terrible things were happening... Yes indeed, no sympathy at all for you now... you wuss!!!

You want to do something useful ... go sit on Kripke's shoulder and moan in his ear 24/7 about the latest addition to the SPN fold... God, I'm sure will only thank you for it in the long run.... he might even give you some extra Angel weapons... like ummm... a tank... some heat missiles.... a few grenades... make up remover... a high heel clipper.... who knows... but get with it now... focus on the true problem in hand here... not just on a bunch of random words... Go Jimmy Go.... !!!