Puppy Snaps!

[helps]

Okie, Cookie here it comes. It's not that good as it could be, but headache is my excuse... 'cause i started to write it before i didn't know how far you'll go with the opening scene.... so my is little covering your part,too. Tho, we will re-combinate!
I totally adore your opening scenes!!! Especially Misha part, No no. Seriouslu you pretty matched everything. It's smart and hilarious. LMAO.. your descriptions are os much better... Poor Puppy....

anyway my part....

The Script of Puppy snaps! movie , part 2 - When everyone gets scared

The firts killing scene --- cast: Calena - crazed fangirl; Jared - a famous actor on SPN show; bunch of regular-looking brainless idjits
~ It says everyone gets what they're going for. You can try to hide who you really are, but once everything comes up on the outside.
Jared was getting a bit tired that afternoon. The crowds of hundreds people were coming up to meet him, get his autograph and take some pictures with him. God knows Jared was patient and politely smiled at complete strangers and tried to be nice. He always got little upset when someone touched him, but that wasn't the very worst thing! Jared was getting crazy with people who were constantly staring at his hair. When someone came to him, he tried to make an eye contact, but NO! They didn't care, he tried hardly and smiled at them - those girls cared only about his hair. He tried to talk to them couple of times, but they didn't pay him a lot attention and for the entire time, they drooled over the hair. Jared was offended by that - He sure is all pretty, muscular, pretty-eyed - WTF are they constantly staring at my hair?!! he asked himself. At first he thought something was wrong with hair - Perhaps my co-workers Jensen and/or Misha pulled some kind of prank on me??! He checked out himself during the break, but didn't find anything unusual - one trickle of his hair was little wild-looking, but that was it! O_o Puppy ( aka Jared) got very frustrated with more and more girls coming. It was the late afternoon when one of crazed fangirls came in the room where pics were taken - before she got to Jared, she checked herself at the mirror, prepared her speech and bravely walked right to Jared. HER NAME WAS CALENA!!! She came to him, smiled nicely, looked into HIS EYES and told Hi to Jared. Jared was relieved!! He was gettting desperate about the hair issue, but NOW there was the girl who actually looked into his EYES, was pretty and smiled at him nicely. He was smiling back at her. Calena didn't hesitate a second with next comment. You need to know that she's more then obsessed about hair. You can see her 'hair collection' in her wallet. Those are hair she collected during the years, running her fingers through the hair of her idols. (She'd never admit that, but me as an investigator -has found out later during the story --> helps). Calena told Jared that she loves his hair! *GASPS* He nearly fainted, but then smiled at her and asked desperately - in need of assuring it's ok - if she likes it as it is now. She assured him his hair are lovely. Everything could have been ok, BUT Calena ,instead of leaving the room like well behaved girl, lost her control and jumped on Puppy. Boy was so confused. She sinked her face into his hair, sniffled the essence of Jared's hair, studied the shining color, kept running her fingers through his hair!!! THAT WAS TOO MUCH!!! Jared jumped up, got rid of her - she fell on the floor. Jared's eyes were full of the anger. Calena noticed, trying to sneak out of the room. Jared - with his giant and awfully long arm (you didn't know that, did you) caught her right when she was getting out of the room - his eyes were filled with blood. Not only his eyes. He grabbed Calena and draged her to another room. People didn't know what's going on, but they eventually moved on and smiled over it.
*GASPS* Jared was shaking, he was furious! Calena was lying on the floor, looking up to giant Puppy. He was even slobbering. He was pissed off. It slapped him off the edge. He looked around for some weapon, but he couldn't see anything useful. He checked himself and realized that once he saw that movie... The Choker movie -- and so he took down his BELT!! Calena was still sitting there on the floor. No, no, no. She didn't ever try to run away. Either she thought he'd catch her&would be even more pissed off or she was too bedazzled /maybe didn't quite realize what's going on. THO, she was watching Jared, taking down his belt. Perhaps she thought he's about to have an affair with her. O_O *GASPS* Jared was getting down to her, trying to wrap the belt around her neck. In a second they made an eye contact, Calena got scared. This so isn't look, I wanna have a sex with you. She hesitated for awhile - she thought Jared might be a sadomasochist fan. BUT then she very desperately tried to get away from him. It was her instinct - YES, she actually had an instinct, very strong one - that made her run away from Jared. She tried to jump on her legs, but at the moment she was busy with staring at his hair, Puppy did up her laces. Too late! She fell back on the floor. Jared slapped her, laught over the fact how smart he is and finally wrapped the belt around her neck. She was trying hardly to catch the breath ,but it wouldn't come to her. Puppy, while standing above the Calena, forgot to control himself. Out of the blue his jeans fell down on the floor - yes, because the belt was wrapped around Calena's neck - and unfortunately for Puppy, that was Sunday and he never wears underwear on Sunday. O_o Calena was dead, but the last thing she's seen....... She left to the Hell happy. The lucky woman. Puppy was embarrassed, but he had to hurry up. Every moment could anyone walk in the room and see half-naked Puppy and Calena on the floor. Not a nice picture. He was still insanely mad. He decided for the revenge. He was walking around the room, when he found the scissors. He came back to Calena with evil grin "I'll make you bald and stuff your ass with the hair. All your little holes, you naughty-possesed-evil-crazed-sorrow-sucker!! " said Puppy while havin' devilish laugh.PUPPY SNAPS! Puppy did how he said and cleaned up the room. After this he came back for his stage talks, all calmed-down and smiling .... TO BE CONTINUED

[ExtraCookie]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helps, you're a completely insane sicko! That was awesome and scary for real! Poor, poor Calena!

Now what? Calena, is your scene going to be another take on this? Hm, we'll kind of have 3 views of the opening scene. Cool with me. Or we can edit them together.

[helps]

Thank you!!!
I love your version!We should blend it together. That's awesome! I love writting movies. Also thanks for calling me insane sicko!
Calena come and share with us your idea.

[Suzieq1978]

Originally Posted by ExtraCookie

But of course you can; you don't even have to ask! This is everyone's flick, my dear! Or were you requesting someone else write your requested death scene? If so, yes, consider it done! I don't know who will do it or when it'll happen, but, suzie? YOU ARE GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE! Puppy will snap you in two! *eeeviiil laughter*

You read my mind... Yes, I was hoping someone better take the job and kill me messy in our little slasher fun . Thank you for promising (someone) to kill me at some point .

[Suzieq1978]

Wow, now I managed to read both scenes (or should I say 1,5 scene ???). Great work, you crazed sicko guys !!! Can't wait for more .

KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
(why there's not one with the hatchet...???)

[ExtraCookie]

Helps, look! We have at least one rabid fan of the Puppy Snaps movie, and it's just begun! Suzie, I love your enthusiasm! You are gonna die messy! Now Calena just needs to get her ass in here and see to her death/opener scene/whatever!

Gosh, some Supernatural fans go to a very dark place when there are no new episodes, huh?

[Calena]

Cookie I love your scene, but this is an understatement:

He sat there, signing the 200th autograph of the day.

200 autos, that doesn't even register with the Js. I mean there were 1400 people at the con, not a few of which had paid for 3 autos. Do the math! Let's say he sat there, signing the 1200th auto of the day.

helps, thank you so much! I love your scene, it was more I ever hoped for! :biggirn:

He grabbed Calena and draged her to another room.

Yay!

and so he took down his BELT!!

Oh!

She didn't ever try to run away.

Of course not! Like you would have!

Out of the blue his jeans fell down on the floor - yes, because the belt was wrapped around Calena's neck - and unfortunately for Puppy, that was Sunday and he never wears underwear on Sunday.

ROFL! Should have thought that through sooner!

People, you can't really blame me for my affection for Jared's Hair, because, you know, his hair reminds me of a warm safe place, where as a child I'd hide and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by!

[ExtraCookie]

Hey, there, Calena! Wasn't it awesome?! Helps killed ya gooood! Now, are you going to stick your scene in or shall we proceed?

And your edit has been duly . . .edited. Or whatever.

[Suzieq1978]

^^Well, after helps scene I'm not sure hairs in which body parts you are talking about . Nope. I'm not getting dirty at all .

[Calena]

Originally Posted by ExtraCookie

Hey, there, Calena! Wasn't it awesome?! Helps killed ya gooood! Now, are you going to stick your scene in or shall we proceed?

And your edit has been duly . . .edited. Or whatever.

Great
Hm. I think we should start with that sweep over the queues, then the scene you wrote, and the next one is the one helps wrote.

Now we have to figure out how many people Puppy kills, and how. And you said you already have the end worked out?