Angels&Demons in Supernatural

[helps]

Exactly. She would never admit it, of course. However, we all know better. All the evidence points toward Calena going for the young ones. Interesting theory about her job: I hope she doesn't use it as her hunting ground. Ah, no, I think that's why she's taking college classes instead: all the cute younger ones.

Yes, it all does make sense. That's why she left you. I was a newbie + I am younger. I'm sure she thought "OMG, what do I do now? I love candy, but I do love those young ones,too. Aw, what the hell, I'll leave candy...." That's so heartbreaking really.
Oh, hopefully she doesn't use that as her hunting ground

Email.

Oh yes,sorry. You still gotta tell me how it has continued. I'll work on my respons tomorrow,tho.

Sure they have different sizes, so there will be no problem finding one that fits you. You might be able to fit in baby diapers, though. PLus, they are the cuter ones, with all the designs. I'm starting to wonder what else you need. Didn't you say something about spitting out your drink and food? Yes, I think you need a bib as well, surely so.

Well, I'm then for the cuter ones. Oh when i read yout posts and drink or eat during it then various stuff happens, some spitting might happen,too.

Please don't forget about the security system you've had to install, along with the several dozen security guards monitoring the property. It's quite impressive, Cookie. She has a whole tem at her disposal. She even has people who run all her errands for her, going shopping, checking the mail, and picking up take-out. Then there are the group of kids she has read through all her fan mail, along with all the photos she usually has to sign. Last I checked, she was using that Twitter pic of hers to send out to fans, only after she signs them, of course.

Oh yeah!! That's like my very own agenda. All those people who work for me are doing that for free actually. They are fans of me themselves, but they're reasonable enough(or jealous of other fans), so they keep others away from me and make all important stuff.

I am a human-chocolate hybrid. Come and get it.

*getting on the plane*

Cookie, don't listen to Helps. She's only upset that I won the "Ugly" contest. I don't even know what the big deal is, or so I told her. I tried to tell her how horrible it was being ugly, but she wouldn't listen. I think it was about winning more than anything else. Anyway, in all honesty, I lied to her. I really don't think being ugly is that bad at all, at least for me. See, I am a very special person. I'm not just ugly; I'm uniquely and interestingly ugly. I'm not the kind of ugly people look at then want to run the other way in horror; I'm the kind of ugly that makes people want to take a second, third, or even fourth or so look. I'm the kind of ugly that compels people to stare because they simply can't believe what is standing before their very eyes: Can someone really be that ugly, that kind of ugly? *gasps*

You're incredible!!!!!!! Don't make me share with Cookie pic of you!! You're so much prettier then I ever will be. Your hair and pretty pretty face. You obviously never looked at the mirror. That's not because of damn competion in ugliness or whatever you think about. That's just the fact that you're beautiful!!!! You'd like to make all people think that you're ugly troll, but the truth is that people are stalking you around. Even grandpa who barely walks - now sure drives his wheelhair- are so bedazzled by you that they stalk you!

Helps is just jealous because she will never be uniquely and interstingly ugly; she's simply just another hot young girl, like so many out there. Yes, she is HOT, super hot, but just that, Hot, not a little hot, not even a little ugly plus a lot of hot...nope...just super hot. Plus, I have to admit, I think she's getting rather bored with her sex appeal and is hungry for a challenge. Kind of hard to find a challenge with crowds of men camping outside her windows.

Oh!! My crazy twin. You know, it's not good to be pretty, especially when everyone else is pretty and when only ones who bother you are men who you're not interested in. I'm sooooooo hungry for challenge and you could be my challenge anytime with your hotness!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not EXPERIENCED! That's your department, Helps. I am not learning sexy moves or reading this book for sex tips. What good are sex tips when you're not even having sex, hm? Candy is an and is looking for her one and only....or something like that.

I'm like new born baby, I've experienced nothing

See, look at this Cookie: Helps was a not-so-innocent & YEAR-OLD chasing down much older men! Geez, the girl has loads of experiences, far surpassing any of ours.

Helps does love the old Gramps, she really does. Personally, I think she should stick with men 30 years old and younger. I'd say 27 would be a good age for a man best made for Helps. Yep, 27 sounds good. Not too old, but still plenty old enough for such a little girl. So, it's homework time! Go talk to 27 year-olds and leave the others alone! Bad girl!

Awww. Finally you gave up on your granpa theory. Lmao running around with men is not any useful experience, TBH. I'm sure you two are far more experienced!! I'm just happy you got that I'm not into 45 older guys THat's a progress.
Oh I dunno, if I wanna talk to 'em. I already looked up one man, so I'll wait if he's for it. He's also mandroid, so we could get along well, althought he's older. Plus I'm used to be all on my own. I'm not sure I wanna any of my fans with me.

BTW, Happy 4th of July guys. We don't celebrate that in CR,so you enjoy that.

Do you still marry off at 14 years old?! If so, well, you're an old maid and had better get busy!

Cookie, you're an idjit!!! Srsly. ROFL! I thought that only in countries of 3rd world are getting merried this way huh?! I'm not supposed to get married, in CR it's up to you when you're getting married and if you ever marry someone.
I'm not in hurry, I can wait for Misha xD!!!

Hey, he couldn't approve anything, because he has PhD in being perv!! Did you hear him at con? Talkin' about slash gay porn, even when fans didn't ask that. Or his tweets about her majesty at erotica shop at gay fetish section??? WHO's crazy here?? Certainly, he can't blame his fans for being goofy and making fun of this stuff, when he's doing that all the time!! :P

[candyrose]

Yes, it all does make sense. That's why she left you. I was a newbie + I am younger. I'm sure she thought "OMG, what do I do now? I love candy, but I do love those young ones,too. Aw, what the hell, I'll leave candy...." That's so heartbreaking really.
Oh, hopefully she doesn't use that as her hunting ground

Ah, Helps, unfortunately she never loved me. See, when we first met, she thought I was much younger than I actually am. Heck, she thought, or was at least hoping, I was much younger than you are. In her defense, I actually think she made some effort for awhile and tried to overlook my old age. We chatted, spent time together, and I think the "loving" was great. But then you came along, and the next thing you know she's like a rabid dog in heat, foamy mouth and all. Calena tried to keep it hidden at first, but then she couldn't hide it any longer. She was always so compelled to profess her love and lust for you, pretty much kicking me to the curb, and leaving me watching the two of you drool over each other. It was sad, too, because we were newly married and I was looking forward to a happy, yet fun and adventurous, life together. I'm such a good woman. I don't know why she couldn't see that. I was sure as hell loyal to her in the face of great temptation. I also, if you don't remembered, offered to do the cooking and the cleaning. Seriously, you hate cooking and cleaning, so with the two of you together, who's going to do these things? You'd think she'd at least appreciate that much and realize that eventually a relationship between the two of you would never work, simply because of the cleaning issue. She wasn't thinking with her brain, that's it. She was letting her hormones guide her thinking, if you even want to call THAT thinking. Oh well, it's her loss, really.

Oh yes,sorry. You still gotta tell me how it has continued. I'll work on my respons tomorrow,tho.

Grey hat; cellphone to head, driving SUV. Approximately 8:30 pm.

Oh yeah!! That's like my very own agenda. All those people who work for me are doing that for free actually. They are fans of me themselves, but they're reasonable enough(or jealous of other fans), so they keep others away from me and make all important stuff.

You don't pay them!!!! Helps, what kind of person are you?!! If you're not going to give them a piece of Helps-Pie, you at least should pay them to make up for the fact they will never, ever be with you. Just think about how much self-control they must have in order to refrain from jumping all over you!!!! That's a lot of work, just ask Calena!!!

You're incredible!!!!!!! Don't make me share with Cookie pic of you!! You're so much prettier then I ever will be. Your hair and pretty pretty face. You obviously never looked at the mirror. That's not because of damn competion in ugliness or whatever you think about. That's just the fact that you're beautiful!!!! You'd like to make all people think that you're ugly troll, but the truth is that people are stalking you around. Even grandpa who barely walks - now sure drives his wheelhair- are so bedazzled by you that they stalk you!

No! Stop it! Don't you even! I was actually bragging a little, if you want to know the truth. Why? Because I am proud, that's why!!! Don't ruin my bragging rights by coming in here and giving me silly compliments because they are actually insults. From head to toe, especially my body, I am UGLY! Oh God I am so ugly and I love it. But, however, I am uniquely and interestingly ugly in an almost sexy and compelling way. How else do you think I get so many stalkers, Hm? It isn't because I'm pretty because, let's face it, there are lots and lots of pretty girls in this world. No, I get stalkers because I am unique and interesting to look at, even when I'm doing nothing at all, like right now.I'm the kind of ugly that makes scientist want to study me. I'm the kind of ugly people want to put under a microscope and take pictures of in order to further investigate.

I'm like new born baby, I've experienced nothing

Yes you have. You've been in the womb, developing. I, on the other hand, am like a baby that has never even be conceived, only dreamed of, that's how inexperienced I am. Ha. Beat that!

Awww. Finally you gave up on your granpa theory. Lmao running around with men is not any useful experience, TBH. I'm sure you two are far more experienced!! I'm just happy you got that I'm not into 45 older guys THat's a progress.
Oh I dunno, if I wanna talk to 'em. I already looked up one man, so I'll wait if he's for it. He's also mandroid, so we could get along well, althought he's older. Plus I'm used to be all on my own. I'm not sure I wanna any of my fans with me.

BTW, Happy 4th of July guys. We don't celebrate that in CR,so you enjoy that.

Who said I gave up? I was only giving helpful advice, telling you to date someone under 30, preferably 27. No 31 and older,nope.

Misha likes gay porn? What?

[helps]

Ah, I'm so sorry for you. That's totally her loss. You know, it might be also that we were like soulmates. I mean we still are, but it might was one of the reasons why she left you back then. On the other side, I fully agree that it's the problem that we both don't like cleaning. Maybe it's why we never really were together.

Grey hat; cellphone to head, driving SUV. Approximately 8:30 pm.

Oops. Will talk more through mail,tho.

You don't pay them!!!! Helps, what kind of person are you?!! If you're not going to give them a piece of Helps-Pie, you at least should pay them to make up for the fact they will never, ever be with you. Just think about how much self-control they must have in order to refrain from jumping all over you!!!! That's a lot of work, just ask Calena!!!

Hey, they're happy to be around to me. I chose more reasonable fans and they're happy to be chosen and every now and then talk to me. Sometimes I tell 'em "good job" and they're sooooo happy!!
LOL, I'm sure they have a hard time to control themselves, but so far it's fine. They're probably scared I'd kick them out if they jumped on me.

No! Stop it! Don't you even! I was actually bragging a little, if you want to know the truth. Why? Because I am proud, that's why!!! Don't ruin my bragging rights by coming in here and giving me silly compliments because they are actually insults. From head to toe, especially my body, I am UGLY! Oh God I am so ugly and I love it. But, however, I am uniquely and interestingly ugly in an almost sexy and compelling way. How else do you think I get so many stalkers, Hm? It isn't because I'm pretty because, let's face it, there are lots and lots of pretty girls in this world. No, I get stalkers because I am unique and interesting to look at, even when I'm doing nothing at all, like right now.I'm the kind of ugly that makes scientist want to study me. I'm the kind of ugly people want to put under a microscope and take pictures of in order to further investigate.

Ok whatever you want, you weirdo!!You're beautiful in your ugly way, when you want to hear that. I let you brag over yourself. You're really crazy those days. You describe yourself like some lab rat.

Yes you have. You've been in the womb, developing. I, on the other hand, am like a baby that has never even be conceived, only dreamed of, that's how inexperienced I am. Ha. Beat that!

I tell you how I beat that - hardly!! I'm like a corn that wasn't given into the mouth yet.

Who said I gave up? I was only giving helpful advice, telling you to date someone under 30, preferably 27. No 31 and older,nope.

I'm much more experienced remember?? I'll choose my man accordance to my tastes.

Misha likes gay porn? What?

Ehm, I've never said that. But he surely likes to mention that. But please no theories, while it's all in good fun, I'm not sure how crazy he trully is and how offended he feels about such a stuff. Anyways he mentioned that on couple of occasions talkin' about Cas/Dean and her majesty. But may I add that he was like "Jesus CHrist!! He's an angel!!" Which was the first reaction when some fan asked about relationship of Dean and Cas. She insisted that platonic while asking, but Misha ignored that.

[candyrose]

Ah, I'm so sorry for you. That's totally her loss. You know, it might be also that we were like soulmates. I mean we still are, but it might was one of the reasons why she left you back then. On the other side, I fully agree that it's the problem that we both don't like cleaning. Maybe it's why we never really were together.

That's the thing: Calena and I were soul mates. We had a lot in common and loved showing off our intellects, each craving something that was rare elsewhere. The only thing we couldn't see eye-to-eye on was the cleaning, and I made it clear I would take care of that. Even offered to make her some chocolate cake, too! How could she say no to my chocolate cake?

Hey, they're happy to be around to me. I chose more reasonable fans and they're happy to be chosen and every now and then talk to me. Sometimes I tell 'em "good job" and they're sooooo happy!!
LOL, I'm sure they have a hard time to control themselves, but so far it's fine. They're probably scared I'd kick them out if they jumped on me.

Oh, so now you have them curling up in fear? Shame on you, Helps! You should learn to appreciate them a little more, show more love and give them more attention. Surely they deserve that much, don't they?

Ok whatever you want, you weirdo!!You're beautiful in your ugly way, when you want to hear that. I let you brag over yourself. You're really crazy those days. You describe yourself like some lab rat.

Yes, I am a weirdo, but in a good way.Ha, look how big I made my smiley!

I'm much more experienced remember?? I'll choose my man accordance to my tastes.

Nope, don't think so, unless it's Misha.

[Calena]

With Cal it's harder to figure out. I wasn't around for too long when she left you, 'cause of me.

I haven't read through all of what you crazy girls wrote yesterday while I was at an awesome Bon Jovi concert - well almost , but I have to answer this:
helps, have you forgotten all the assurcances we gave each that we are soulmates?
And candy, I didn't leave you and you know that. I don't get why you want to convince people to think the worst of me, but when it's just the 2 or us, in private, you talk much differently. I'm confused and sad.

I feel like no one loves me anymore!

editups, I read that just after posting the above:

That's the thing: Calena and I were soul mates. We had a lot in common and loved showing off our intellects, each craving something that was rare elsewhere. The only thing we couldn't see eye-to-eye on was the cleaning, and I made it clear I would take care of that. Even offered to make her some chocolate cake, too! How could she say no to my chocolate cake?

Why can't I be soulmates with 2 people? Seriously, I love you both!
helps and I both can eat your chocolate cake and laze around on your couch watching TV while you clean, since you like cleaning so much, candy!


That's Bounce: http://www.bonjovitribute.de/news.php
Saadly they have no english version of their site. I have to say they were pretty good.
The main reason we went to the concert though, was the support act, because E. plays with their guitarist in another band: http://www.adrenalinekings.com/en/index-en.php
And I managed to get a signed CD from them yesterday, finally. Not personalized, though.
Next Sunday they'll play support for a hungarian Guns'n' Roses tribute band, and I hope we'll be able to go there. I wasn't aware that so many tribute bands existed!

(If you girls like what you hear at the Kings' site, I can certainly manage to get you a signed CD, too! )

[helps]

That's the thing: Calena and I were soul mates. We had a lot in common and loved showing off our intellects, each craving something that was rare elsewhere. The only thing we couldn't see eye-to-eye on was the cleaning, and I made it clear I would take care of that. Even offered to make her some chocolate cake, too! How could she say no to my chocolate cake?

That's a mystery. If you offered me a chocolate cake, cleaning and taking care of cooking, I'd have ran off with you. I'm not strong enough to say No to chocolate cake. I think you're too awesome that it might get scary for some people. ^^

Oh, so now you have them curling up in fear? Shame on you, Helps! You should learn to appreciate them a little more, show more love and give them more attention. Surely they deserve that much, don't they?

I know, I know! But come on, I can't keep them too close to my heart when they're kind of obsessed and crazy. Some of them are reasonable really, so they're not living in fear that I'd kick 'em out. Some of them are obviously curling up in fear, but still doin' fine. And the other ones are sitting at my windows. *sigh* You guys make it worse with saying how hot I am.
Oh, I think they deserve more. Fans are cool, when they're reasonable. ;P I think I'm doing fine, being in touch with them and so. I know fans love being in touch.

Yes, I am a weirdo, but in a good way.Ha, look how big I made my smiley!

Sure, in a good way. I don't deny that. Ooooh, really huge smiley!!

Nope, don't think so, unless it's Misha.

ANd here we go, I'm lost again.

helps, have you forgotten all the assurcances we gave each that we are soulmates?

Oh hon, I mentioned later that we are soulmates!

I don't get why you want to convince people to think the worst of me, but when it's just the 2 or us, in private, you talk much differently. I'm confused and sad.

That's not the worst thing hon. THe entire yesterday's night, they were trying to convince people that I'm hot slutty teen girl who loves men older 45.... I think I'd be happier if they claimed I'm evil (which I'm not, of course.. )

helps and I both can eat your chocolate cake and laze around on your couch watching TV while you clean, since you like cleaning so much, candy!

Awww. That sounds awesome. I can imagine that. I think that candy would quickly change her mind about that.

Happy you enjoyed the concert. Sounds really good. I see you're having one concert following another, lol. Guns 'n Roses sounds great.

Since this is off topic anyways.... (or it isn't because angels&demons are so common)...
Cal ,I've already finished downloading Marley&Me movie, but I'm such a coward. I can't force myself to watch it, 'cause I so don't wanna be sad and cry. I'm 100% dog person, I adore doggies and this could get me,tho. I have tears in my eyes nearly ever ep of SPN, what am I gonna do now?!

[candyrose]

And candy, I didn't leave you and you know that. I don't get why you want to convince people to think the worst of me, but when it's just the 2 or us, in private, you talk much differently. I'm confused and sad.

And she precedes the comment with a plea to Helps, trying to get her to realize that the two of them are soul mates. And what does she say when the subject comes up? "Oh, I can't help it if Helps is irresistible." Never an apology given, no sweet words thrown in there, no real explanation provided---none of these things. Nope, just teasing and insults and rubbing her affairs in Candy's face deliberately trying to make her jealous.

Ah, Calena, if only you realized there's nothing there. Helps is great and very hot, but let's face it: it's all just mindless lust and probably sex too, knowing y'all.

Candy cooked for you, cleaned for you, ironed all your clothes as well. Candy helped you with your homework, gave you ideas, and encouragement as well. She made videos just for you and spent hours laboring to upload them and making them small enough to send in pieces. She even, believe it or not, wore dresses and skirts for 7 consecutive days...7 days in a row...just for Calena. Oh, and let's not forget the bikini shots, nope, we can't forget those bikinis. Oh, and then there are all the talks. How many people could Calena possibly have such long talks with? And what about Calena's hair? Didn't a certain someone offer to do her hair? Has Helps ever offered to do Calena's hair. And what about fashion advice on SPN t-shirts and prettily made shoes? Yes, that's right, Candy remembers the shoes.

That's not the worst thing hon. THe entire yesterday's night, they were trying to convince people that I'm hot slutty teen girl who loves men older 45.... I think I'd be happier if they claimed I'm evil (which I'm not, of course.. )

No we did not! It was specifically stated that you were wild and bold, not slutty. It was also stated that no men over 30 would be ideal, with the good age being 27. You said something about already having found an older man, but would not state his age, which must mean he's over 30....he'll he's probably much older than 30.

And, Helps, who was the one who first told everyone about the table dancing? It was Calena who brought it up; I only clarified what she meant when she talked about how you were dancing on tables wearing heels.

Oh no! Doggie movies. I love doggies. I used to have a bunch of boxers. When I was at the beach, I saw the most precious Airedale Terrier. He was so sweet, and his fur was so soft. I felt compelled to go get one myself.

[helps]

Oh I'm so not gonna be part of this melodrama!
I'm all alone here, not being with anyone, not cheating on anyone, no one can blame me

I'm gonna hug you both, 'cause obviously you both are poor and feel abandoned. *hug*

No we did not! It was specifically stated that you were wild and bold, not slutty. It was also stated that no men over 30 would be ideal, with the good age being 27. You said something about already having found an older man, but would not state his age, which must mean he's over 30....he'll he's probably much older than 30.

Doesn't matter, it sounds similar. lol. What? I remember the part that 27 would be ideal in your opinion, but I dont' really remember that I said something about having some man. Nope, I'm single. Waiting for Misha mandroid.

And, Helps, who was the one who first told everyone about the table dancing? It was Calena who brought it up; I only clarified what she meant when she talked about how you were dancing on tables wearing heels.

I'm sorry, this is the truth. Calena has said that, you're right. On the other side, fortunately for her, she wasn't around to be blamed.

Oh no! Doggie movies. I love doggies. I used to have a bunch of boxers. When I was at the beach, I saw the most precious Airedale Terrier. He was so sweet, and his fur was so soft. I felt compelled to go get one myself.

I'm gonna get doggie asap which probably means after my studies. I also love doggies and wish for one since I was a kid. Funny thing parents promised me to get a puppy after passing my finals and getting to the uni, but suddenly changed their mind. Anyways, I'm really scared to watch the movie, 'cause I've heard that Js and also Calena cried while watching it. And I know that I'm gonna cry as well.
I didn't know that you had a bunch of doggies. Sounds cool. If I only could, I'd have one,too.

[candyrose]

Oh Helps, Calena is not side. Remember what you told me yesterday: She wants the really young ones.

Doesn't matter, it sounds similar. lol. What? I remember the part that 27 would be ideal in your opinion, but I dont' really remember that I said something about having some man. Nope, I'm single. Waiting for Misha mandroid.

I said 27 would be ideal because the man would still be a lot older than you, pushing a good 10 years your senior. Plus, he would be older, but not so old that you have nothing in common or so old that he condescends you or is old enough to be your daddy or even grandpa. An exception can be made in Misha's case, since you're so obsessed and all. We don't want "independent" Helps being made to feel like a big baby, now do we? If that doesn't suit your needs, you can always stay single for like, um, another 6 or so years. When you're in your mid 20's and on up, feel free to date mean over 30 or even 40. If you're feeling too wild and think it's going to be a problem, we can always send you away to some secluded all-girls school for a few years.

I'm gonna get doggie asap which probably means after my studies. I also love doggies and wish for one since I was a kid. Funny thing parents promised me to get a puppy after passing my finals and getting to the uni, but suddenly changed their mind. Anyways, I'm really scared to watch the movie, 'cause I've heard that Js and also Calena cried while watching it. And I know that I'm gonna cry as well.
I didn't know that you had a bunch of doggies. Sounds cool. If I only could, I'd have one,too.

This is another reason why you should date a 27 year-old. Older men than that, would more than likely always take your parents' side. You want someone who agrees with you and understands you.

Yes, I love doggies. I've had quite a few pets over the years. I've had a bunch of boxers, which are probably my favorite breed. I've dealt with West Highland Terriers as well, and then there were a few poodles and maltese as well.

[Calena]

Where does the 27 year old idea for an appropriate suitor for helps come from? It can't have anything to do with that Jared is 27, can it, since helps never showed the slightest interest in Jared, plus Jared and his hair are mine anyway.



Regrading the doggie movie, Marley&Me, the Js bawled like little babies. I on the other did not. But I admit I had tears in my eyes and really had to work to not break into bawling. Which just tells you how sad that movie is, because I am not one to cry easily because of movies or books.
There are people who have said they were crying all the way through that death scene in the sea in Titanic. I on the other hand was making ironic comments, because seriously, how long can they draw out drowning in an ice cold ocean? I was like "let him drown already - jeez". Mabe Marley&Me got to me because there was a dog involved? It's a real hard movie to watch for a dog person.

helps, I don't know what you should do. If you really want to cry, you should watch it. If you are not in the mood for sadness you should leave it.

Oh I'm so not gonna be part of this melodrama!

There is no melodrama. I'm just stating facts. candy is being difficult and that's so not my fault. Even if it was, GOD MADE ME THAT WAY!!!

candy, regarding vids and pics etc: I am very thankful for these things. But remeber the audio files - I read bedtime stories to you! And I sent you plenty pics, of doggie, of SPN t-shirts, of the lake and last not least of RENE THE SURFER DUDE. You quite liked him, if I interpreted you correctly.