Angels&Demons in Supernatural

[candyrose]

Because she's not looking for the hottest one, but for one who lives close to her and I'm just guessing here, but maybe the one who's young. Maybe she's little pervy when it comes to little girls, I dunno.

I already said she liked them really young....double duh! Yes, Calena is super pervy, take my word for it. She especially likes the really young ones and is easily put off by people closer to her own age.

To be honest, I'm lost. I don't know what I know???

That's really not funny at all.

Hey, I'm taking. I'm not offended at all. You'd have to write something totally different. So far you only gave me great laugh and nearly made me pee myself, which fortunately didn't happen.

You know, being that you are so young and all, I'm sure no one would give you hell if you needed to wear a diaper. I can mail you some special diapers, if you'd like. Do you like hearts, teddy bears, or stars?

*gasps* You got me!! I consider myself to not being judgemental at all. And I so didn't mean to call those woman whores. I was talking about having threesome with all of these above mentioned. Bold is basically good word. Wild isn't bad either, but when you started with dancing on the tables xD. I really don't remember that. I think that a) I was drunk -which isn't too probably as I don't drink a lot 2) I must black out.

Excuses, excuses. She didn't black out or anything close to it. The only reason why she is in denial is that she doesn't want to attract more men than she already has. There are already too many to keep up with. She does have a schedule worked out, as she and Calena both stated earlier in this thread. See, even they admitted it.

Hey, don't be so serious. I love y'all and appreciate if you like me and I'm happy when you enjoy some my posts and stuff. Also if you find me pretty, well thank you hon, but RL is different. I'm not like you think used to get million compliments per day, I'm not hanging out with crowds of friends, I'm not and never was one of those miss popularity. ;P I'm sure some people have no friends at all, but I might tell you I could count my friends very easily. I don't have plenty of them as you'd think.
But well, I'm not complaining, just don't be so serious about it and don't think I'm some kind of queen of this town/school, lol. Cause I couldn't be farther from it.

Perhaps, but you're quite popular online and get that kind of treatment in the virtual world, at least.

This is getting very mysterious for me,too. With Cookie it could be that we shared the interest in the same man. With Cal it's harder to figure out. I wasn't around for too long when she left you, 'cause of me. I highly doubt that she'd left you, because of my posts, because there's no competition when it comes to awesome posts with you. Hmmm. I can't really think of anything. Back then, it couldn't be look either. I imagine she just gets bored too easily and as I was newbie, it was some "fresh blood" for her. I'll have to think about this one.

Or it could be because she likes them really young!

Hm. You could be onto something here. She does get bored easily. Now, if I had been some sort of vampire/chocolate-person hybrid, then I may have been able to keep her. Perhaps I could emit springs of chocolate from my body and let her drink it. Or maybe if I could just make chocolate magically appear in demand, then perhaps I may have been able to keep her. I think chocolate is the one thing she'd never give up. I so need some chocolate.

[ExtraCookie]

Suzie, don't feel left out! You don't have to be crazy to fit in here, but it helps! Hey, they've welcomed me super warmly even though, as it turns out, I'm NOT quite as crazy as they are! (Well, that I've demonstrated here so far. We shall see what happens in the future! I've already been challenged! I'm supposed to kill somebody or something?! I'm not quite clear on the details!) You may stay level headed or join the crazy train; either way, stick around!!

Candy, really, you are winding poor little helps up! She obviously has a multiple personality disorder! One side of her is gutter-minded, super outgoing, M.D.D.'d and crazy, the other is a sweet, insecure shy (*snicker* Yeah, right!), PURE little girl who is scared Misha will think she's a slut! The latter side is clearly in charge at the moment, so, you'd better switch gears before you make her snap & eat her horse or something!

Helps, stop being so insecure! I mean, yeah, you're totally hideous looking, but we still love you! OK, OK, since you're obviously fishing for compliments, you're totally cute and you know it! Hell, you got Misha to hug you, so what does that tell you?! (You weren't secretly holding a knife to his back, were you?!) Oh, wait, right, that was mandroid-on-(wo)mandroid action. I'm still getting used to the fact that you're one of 'em. It's freaking me out!

Where is this famous helps-gropes-Jensen pic?! I went to your Twitter page and I went to you LJ page (both for the first time. You are so excellent at Photo Shopping! And you do fan art too? I didn't find it. I'll have to look harder. I took your Jimmy & Cas wallpapers, though. And, yes, I commented, calm down!) and did not find this pic.! You're all lying to me, I just know it! There IS no helps 'n Jensen pic! It's a myth! This is some kind of new-girl hazing, I just know it!

Was the horse in that pic. really yours? If so, cool! I like horses! Yes, I have to; I live in KY, it's the law!

I have to say I have a new worry about fitting in here, now, girls. I'm now worried I'm not freaky ENOUGH! But don't kick me out! I can change! I'll step up my game, just give me a chance, OK?! I'll never measure up to candy in the kink department, though; I'm not even going to try to step to that. She owns that! I think she's been reading Mrs. C.'s book and just won't admit it. She's probably been trying out the suggestions, from the sound of things (use protection, candy!!). And now she's trying to influence a young, innocent, shy teenager with this dirty stuff! If there was a hell, candy would so be toast!!

And I'm shocked to realize there's been such soap-opera relationship drama between the three of you! I feel like I've been reading some freaky, trashy romance novel! Oh, the drama! What's this soap/book called? "The Bi and the Slutty?!" And you're trying to drag me into it?! I see how you people are! I'm not getting involved!

Oh, and now I know why Wentworth scowls all the time. You people must've really done a number on the poor guy!

[candyrose]

Where is this famous helps-gropes-Jensen pic?! I went to your Twitter page and I went to you LJ page (both for the first time. You are so excellent at Photo Shopping! And you do [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]fan[/color][/color] art too? I didn't find it. I'll have to look harder. I took your Jimmy & Cas [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]wallpapers[/color][/color], though. And, yes, I commented, calm down!) and did not find this pic.! You're all lying to me, I just know it! There IS no helps 'n Jensen pic! It's a myth! This is some kind of new-girl hazing, I just know it!

The picture is real--I kid you not. She's even in the pic with one of her other friends, but she's too busy hogging Jensen to let the other girl get close to him! I swear, the picture is real, Cookie. This, I am not making up. Look on FB or something--I think it's on there.

I have to say I have a new worry about fitting in here, now, girls. I'm now worried I'm not freaky ENOUGH! But don't kick me out! I can change! I'll step up my game, just give me a chance, OK?! I'll never measure up to candy in the kink department, though; I'm not even going to try to step to that. She owns that! I think she's been reading Mrs. C.'s book and just won't admit it. She's probably been trying out the suggestions, from the sound of things (use protection, candy!!). And now she's trying to influence a young, innocent, shy teenager with this dirty stuff! If there was a hell, candy would so be toast!!

ROFL! Oh yes, I am so very experienced and my sex life is super wild! Oh lordy, that is so far from the truth. I have no sex life....it's horrible.

Hahaha....Candy is far more innocent and PURE than Helps will ever be, I swear. She may not pick around and get crazy like Candy does, but she sure as hell brings out the kink.....and is serious about it!!! Oh, and let's not forget drooling grandpa. From her stories and her insisting that Candy go out with the old man, it sounds like she's experienced herself. I mean, she did say she liked older men, so maybe she's rather experienced with the grandpas. I bet she has at least a dozen sugar daddies. Who do you think is paying all her bills.

[ExtraCookie]

So, wait a minute . . . this innocent, shy, pure stuff of helps is all an ACT?!!!! Holy crap! She really is a womandroid!

And here I was feeling sorry for her, afraid you were pushing her too far, that she was a sweet, innocent girl!

And your expose about her behavior at the con. . . shocking!!! She really had me fooled all this time!! I thought she was an innocent, shy girl who was merely suffering from M.D.D.! I blamed Misha! Damn, these things are sneaky & dangerous! She's really an old-man dating perv!

Oh, here's a present for the both of you. Try not to get too excited . . . Ooh, yeah, baby. You know you want it! Go, Gramps, go!

Happy Independence Day, by the way! Why are we online instead of doing something?! I do plan on going to a cookout later, actually. *I* am wanted!

[candyrose]

Of course! Isn't it always the young ones who are wild and out of control?

Oh no, you can't blame Misha for this one, nope, not at all. Helps was like this long before Misha ever came into the picture. Just look into her history, and you'll see plenty of wild examples.

She does love old, male pervs. She personally prefers them in the 55-70 year range, or so she has said. Plus, she sure had many "good" reasons for a young one to date a grandpa....Obviously experienced that one is, Helps, I mean.

Yes, it is the 4th, and here I am on the computer. The good stuff, though, doesn't happen until much later.

Cookout, what kind of stuff ya going to eat? Do you like grilled seafood?

[ExtraCookie]

You're right! I didn't stop to think about why helps had so much old lovin' advice to give to you! She just had me so totally snowed! I mean, duh, how did SHE know that stuff?! I didn't!

I like grilled fish. I don't suppose I've had other grilled seafood.

I don't know what I'll have, but I'm guessing hamburgers, hot-dogs, etc. Typical stuff. If I'm lucky, chicken breasts or something. I don't actually feel like going, but if I can drag myself there, I'll most likely enjoy it. I'd better get ready! Have a good time tonight! I know you won't admit it, but I'm sure you and G. Bling are going to make some of your own, personal "fireworks!" Be careful with Gramps, now! Mind that knee of his! Bwahaha!!

[candyrose]

Exactly, my friend.

I am fanatical about seafood, although I wasn't so lucky with the seafood down at the beach. The stuff made me sick, and I swear I am never eating at that place again.

Ha! No, there will be no fireworks made by Candy and G. Bling. Candy feels a huge wave a relief roll over her entire body, knowing that he has left her along and probably isn't coming back. I'm sure Helps, however, has run off somewhere to be with him.

BTW, those little "Dear Candyrose" pieces were hilarious. You should post them on the forum, seriously. They are a hoot! *thumbs up*

[helps]

Don't. I definetely didn't mean it that way .

Not scared. Entertained .

Oh feel free to join. I'm happy to see you entertained. Anyone can join Only rule is don't get too serious, I think.

I already said she liked them really young....double duh! Yes, Calena is super pervy, take my word for it. She especially likes the really young ones and is easily put off by people closer to her own age.

Yes, I think so. But she will never admit that. She likes young people around. Hmm, that's why she's a job that she has, I assume. Makes you feel younger between kids, lol.

That's really not funny at all.

Okie, I know it isn't, but really don't know what exactly you meant.

You know, being that you are so young and all, I'm sure no one would give you hell if you needed to wear a diaper. I can mail you some special diapers, if you'd like. Do you like hearts, teddy bears, or stars?

Oh, that would be nice of you. I should put them on before I go and read posts from you. Do you have different sizes? I think that diapers for babies won't fit on me. And I'd love to get ones with teddy bears please. It'd be awesome. Just to be sure that no accident happens.

Excuses, excuses. She didn't black out or anything close to it. The only reason why she is in denial is that she doesn't want to attract more men than she already has. There are already too many to keep up with. She does have a schedule worked out, as she and Calena both stated earlier in this thread. See, even they admitted it.

That's because... men are everywhere!! Ok, I stop lying now. I look out of window and there are men hanging on my window, I can't go on the balcony as I'm used to, because they're there,too. I can't even walk out, because they're waiting on the stairs. Neighbours are getting nervous about it. I think I need a pitbull. I don't wanna be bad to 'em, tho but I need to get out of my apartment every now and then. Our house is surrounded by tents, men are knocking on windows and it all gets more insane. I have to let down blinds for whole days, not only nights 'cause they're permanently around. I couldn't handle to get more men here.

Hm. You could be onto something here. She does get bored easily. Now, if I had been some sort of vampire/chocolate-person hybrid, then I may have been able to keep her. Perhaps I could emit springs of chocolate from my body and let her drink it. Or maybe if I could just make chocolate magically appear in demand, then perhaps I may have been able to keep her. I think chocolate is the one thing she'd never give up. I so need some chocolate.

Ha! THat's where you made a mistake. If you were like human-chocolate hybrid not only that you'd keep Calena, but also you'd get me. Chocolate is my joy.

the other is a sweet, insecure shy (*snicker* Yeah, right!), PURE little girl who is scared Misha will think she's a slut! The latter side is clearly in charge at the moment, so, you'd better switch gears before you make her snap & eat her horse or something!

This other me is actually permanent me. Ocassioanly switched for crazy me, well. Don't worry I'm not gonna follow Misha literally and won't eat horse. Poor creature can't be punished for M.D.D......*some procces going on on help's mind* Plus Misha was fighting to survive. It wasn't like he would be cruel to eat pony. He really had to do tha, you don't understand at all. He's not some pony killer, he nearly died, but eventually he had to eat that poor pony. But C' mon he had no choice!!!

Helps, stop being so insecure! I mean, yeah, you're totally hideous looking, but we still love you! OK, OK, since you're obviously fishing for compliments, you're totally cute and you know it! Hell, you got Misha to hug you, so what does that tell you?! (You weren't secretly holding a knife to his back, were you?!) Oh, wait, right, that was mandroid-on-(wo)mandroid action. I'm still getting used to the fact that you're one of 'em. It's freaking me out!

But that's me insecure about myself. Finally someone who isn't blind calling me hideous, lol. I'm happy you still love me.... Ehm... wait.. Cute? You change your mind somehow quickly don't you think Missy? You haven't seen me, so let it for yourself and don't fool anyone about me being cute Oh so you read about me being a mandroid,too. Well, don't worry, you like mandroids, don't you. You don't have to freak out, so far I'm not gonna terminate you!

Where is this famous helps-gropes-Jensen pic?! I went to your Twitter page and I went to you LJ page (both for the first time. You are so excellent at Photo Shopping! And you do fan art too? I didn't find it. I'll have to look harder. I took your Jimmy & Cas wallpapers, though. And, yes, I commented, calm down!) and did not find this pic.! You're all lying to me, I just know it! There IS no helps 'n Jensen pic! It's a myth! This is some kind of new-girl hazing, I just know it!

It's on my FB! WTH??? You were on my twitter? Why on the Earth did you find that? I thought it's harder to stalk me,hmmm. Hope you didn't faint seeing my pic and king Misha. lol. Glad you like my PS stuff. Oh yeah, Jimmy and Cas wallie are the newest pieces. Actually all my fanart is on my Livejournal, so when you were there, you can check it out. I haven't done more of Cas/ Jimmy wallies before, but there's a quite lot of Winchester arts, 'cause Dean&Sammy have been my inspiration. I'm just sucker for those sad-brotherly-cliffhanger moments.
That picture unfortunately really exist, so yes you have a proof, but again candy swell that story.

Was the horse in that pic. really yours? If so, cool! I like horses! Yes, I have to; I live in KY, it's the law!

Well, he isn't mine, but I do care about him and two other horses and I do ride on him occasionally. He's my favorite. He's got a great personality. Not that he'd be that kind,lol. He's pretty wild sometimes, but other way he's kind of like me - he's crazy and kind of smartass. Horses are great
animals, I love 'em,too.

I think she's been reading Mrs. C.'s book and just won't admit it. She's probably been trying out the suggestions, from the sound of things (use protection, candy!!). And now she's trying to influence a young, innocent, shy teenager with this dirty stuff! If there was a hell, candy would so be toast!!

Exactly!! Candy has read the book, she's very experienced while she won't admit and now she's trying to learn me that stuff. I don't know maybe she knows Mrs. C and Misha personally when she says they're lookin' for someone.

And I'm shocked to realize there's been such soap-opera relationship drama between the three of you! I feel like I've been reading some freaky, trashy romance novel! Oh, the drama! What's this soap/book called? "The Bi and the Slutty?!" And you're trying to drag me into it?! I see how you people are! I'm not getting involved!

Soapy-drama. Let me just tell you, I'm part of all of this only by accident. I didn't do anything to anyone, I don't know anything about anything. All I'm saying is that I'm poor victim here!

Oh, and let's not forget drooling grandpa. From her stories and her insisting that Candy go out with the old man, it sounds like she's experienced herself. I mean, she did say she liked older men, so maybe she's rather experienced with the grandpas. I bet she has at least a dozen sugar daddies. Who do you think is paying all her bills.

Nooo. No really grandpas. Stop it, that's gross. But when you're talkin' about it, just 'cause I consider y'all to be friends, I used to play with much older men when i was a kid. They were running around our house, tryin' to catch me Because I told 'em so. They were twenty- twenty-five and I could be about 7. So that's about older men.
But as for now, I just told you, I find older-looking (older) man more attractive. And by older I meant guys around 30, not some droolin' granpa stalker silly.

And here I was feeling sorry for her, afraid you were pushing her too far, that she was a sweet, innocent girl!

Hey, what are you talking about?? I am!!!! PLUS I thought you called Misha a mandroid, so suddenly he's poor victim,too? Are you getting M.D.D.?

Hey candy, I've never ever showed any passion for grandpas!! You all know I have crush on Misha, Js.... those are far from granpas, IMO. So stop fooling aroung guys....
Old for me isn't old for you You grannies!

[candyrose]

Yes, I think so. But she will never admit that. She likes young people around. Hmm, that's why she's a job that she has, I assume. Makes you feel younger between kids, lol.

Exactly. She would never admit it, of course. However, we all know better. All the evidence points toward Calena going for the young ones. Interesting theory about her job: I hope she doesn't use it as her hunting ground. Ah, no, I think that's why she's taking college classes instead: all the cute younger ones.

Okie, I know it isn't, but really don't know what exactly you meant.

Email.

Oh, that would be nice of you. I should put them on before I go and read posts from you. Do you have different sizes? I think that diapers for babies won't fit on me. And I'd love to get ones with teddy bears please. It'd be awesome. Just to be sure that no accident happens.

Sure they have different sizes, so there will be no problem finding one that fits you. You might be able to fit in baby diapers, though. PLus, they are the cuter ones, with all the designs. I'm starting to wonder what else you need. Didn't you say something about spitting out your drink and food? Yes, I think you need a bib as well, surely so.

That's because... men are everywhere!! Ok, I stop lying now. I look out of window and there are men hanging on my window, I can't go on the balcony as I'm used to, because they're there,too. I can't even walk out, because they're waiting on the stairs. Neighbours are getting nervous about it. I think I need a pitbull. I don't wanna be bad to 'em, tho but I need to get out of my apartment every now and then. Our house is surrounded by tents, men are knocking on windows and it all gets more insane. I have to let down blinds for whole days, not only nights 'cause they're permanently around. I couldn't handle to get more men here.

Finally, the truth comes out! *big sigh of relief*

Please don't forget about the security system you've had to install, along with the several dozen security guards monitoring the property. It's quite impressive, Cookie. She has a whole tem at her disposal. She even has people who run all her errands for her, going shopping, checking the mail, and picking up take-out. Then there are the group of kids she has read through all her fan mail, along with all the photos she usually has to sign. Last I checked, she was using that Twitter pic of hers to send out to fans, only after she signs them, of course.

Ha! THat's where you made a mistake. If you were like human-chocolate hybrid not only that you'd keep Calena, but also you'd get me. Chocolate is my joy.

I am a human-chocolate hybrid. Come and get it.

But that's me insecure about myself. Finally someone who isn't blind calling me hideous, lol. I'm happy you still love me.... Ehm... wait.. Cute? You change your mind somehow quickly don't you think Missy? You haven't seen me, so let it for yourself and don't fool anyone about me being cute Oh so you read about me being a mandroid,too. Well, don't worry, you like mandroids, don't you. You don't have to freak out, so far I'm not gonna terminate you!

She has seen you--she saw some pictures of you or something. How could she miss them, anyway? They are all over the internet!!!!

Cookie, don't listen to Helps. She's only upset that I won the "Ugly" contest. I don't even know what the big deal is, or so I told her. I tried to tell her how horrible it was being ugly, but she wouldn't listen. I think it was about winning more than anything else. Anyway, in all honesty, I lied to her. I really don't think being ugly is that bad at all, at least for me. See, I am a very special person. I'm not just ugly; I'm uniquely and interestingly ugly. I'm not the kind of ugly people look at then want to run the other way in horror; I'm the kind of ugly that makes people want to take a second, third, or even fourth or so look. I'm the kind of ugly that compels people to stare because they simply can't believe what is standing before their very eyes: Can someone really be that ugly, that kind of ugly? *gasps* Sometimes, it even draws people in, seriously. Even better yet is when you can actually convince people to find your complete ugliness kind of sexy. Now how many ugly women do you know who could pull that off? Not many, I would presume. Helps is just jealous because she will never be uniquely and interstingly ugly; she's simply just another hot young girl, like so many out there. Yes, she is HOT, super hot, but just that, Hot, not a little hot, not even a little ugly plus a lot of hot...nope...just super hot. Plus, I have to admit, I think she's getting rather bored with her sex appeal and is hungry for a challenge. Kind of hard to find a challenge with crowds of men camping outside her windows.

Exactly!! Candy has read the book, she's very experienced while she won't admit and now she's trying to learn me that stuff. I don't know maybe she knows Mrs. C and Misha personally when she says they're lookin' for someone.

I am not EXPERIENCED! That's your department, Helps. I am not learning sexy moves or reading this book for sex tips. What good are sex tips when you're not even having sex, hm? Candy is an and is looking for her one and only....or something like that.

Nooo. No really grandpas. Stop it, that's gross. But when you're talkin' about it, just 'cause I consider y'all to be friends, I used to play with much older men when i was a kid. They were running around our house, tryin' to catch me Because I told 'em so. They were twenty- twenty-five and I could be about 7. So that's about older men.
But as for now, I just told you, I find older-looking (older) man more attractive. And by older I meant guys around 30, not some droolin' granpa stalker silly.

Helps, don't lie.

See, look at this Cookie: Helps was a not-so-innocent & YEAR-OLD chasing down much older men! Geez, the girl has loads of experiences, far surpassing any of ours.

Helps does love the old Gramps, she really does. Personally, I think she should stick with men 30 years old and younger. I'd say 27 would be a good age for a man best made for Helps. Yep, 27 sounds good. Not too old, but still plenty old enough for such a little girl. So, it's homework time! Go talk to 27 year-olds and leave the others alone! Bad girl!

[ExtraCookie]

You know what? You are both pervs. I think Misha would approve.

And I'm very shocked that helps has been seducing older men since she was a child!! My GOD! Is that normal for people in your country?! Do you still marry off at 14 years old?! If so, well, you're an old maid and had better get busy! What's the matter, didn't your family have enough goats for a dowry?! If candy really is through with G.B., then maybe she should send him your way; I can see you're in a desperate situation! No wonder you've lost your mind over Misha! But, really, he's not old enough for your tastes. He falls about 15 years short. Besides, remember, he IS married. So, when candy sends you those diapers and bibs, make sure you get plenty for G.B. too. And get to work building that wheelchair ramp!

Misha's really going to have to stop touching fans; it makes them crazy! Or, in helps' case, crazier.

It's raining. I don't feel like getting out there. I'm prob. not going to make my cookout! Waaaah!