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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Europe
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__________________ ![]() Another great sig by helps! ( I love you! I am your devoted ZANY!) Check it out, my first blog entry ever, on Crazy_Buckets: http://thedailybucketsofcrazy.com/20...girl%E2%80%9D/ Take a look: http://rocksaltwarrior.com/ | |
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candy, have you read that book? Hm? OMG, helps! Ok, really gotta go now.
__________________ ![]() Another great sig by helps! ( I love you! I am your devoted ZANY!) Check it out, my first blog entry ever, on Crazy_Buckets: http://thedailybucketsofcrazy.com/20...girl%E2%80%9D/ Take a look: http://rocksaltwarrior.com/ | |
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| | #103 |
| Senior Member ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007
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| OMG, Calena is actually talking to Candy! ![]() See, how she avoid the important subjects? It's because she's a bad, bad girl. No, she wrote the book...I just said they since they are together and all. Ha. Who knows if they do or don't, but we can have fun with it, right? Helps dancing on tables in heels? Calena, have fun tonight and enjoy the time away from home!
__________________ Sammy is evil, a bloodthirsty Demon groupie. He is not your friend, but Helps is everyone's friend. And I love Helps! Thanks so much for Sloppy-faced, scary-looking, totally evil monster Sammy! |
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Okey, I'll wait when they contact me. ;P Quote:
I was asking what plan you think I should have. Like if u have any ideas. C' mon sex diva bootcamp? You would send me there? Me? Little angel like me??? ![]() Quote:
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I praise Misha, 'cause he's awesome. As he was never on here, I didn't have an occasion to flirt with him,soooo.... Don't try to fool people on here. It was all totally innocent. Quote:
You're so turnign this story into something else. Me and wild animal?? Wildly bold helps? Quote:
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What are you talking about???? ultra seductive pic on twitter? You're such a liar. Thank you now everyone goes to look up helps on twitter That background was only made for fun silly. I didn't mean ti show myself to the whole world or anything.Quote:
I don't remember dancing on the table, I only remember crowds of men lying on the floor and drooling over me You two are on something right? Poor little me was trying to be mature and serious and you're toying with me and ppl around here. BUT you're so insane and so funny. Candy, you made me cry again, hope you enjoy make me feel like an idjit, lol. PLUS, are you gonna write that slash fanfic for me? Quote:
I'm sure, at the moment he saw me he thought hmmm where are you from girl, we could recruit you Enjoy your night hoN! Quote:
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I'm also happy to see you around more often.
__________________ R.I.P. Kim Manners Charles Beard: "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." An Eskimo proverb: "Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | ||||||||||||
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Yes, you should buy her book, but reading doesn't equate to experience. You NEED bootcamp. I highly recommend it, my dear. I'm thinking some of us older ladies can begin a rigorous instruction process for Helps, although I'm not sure how much she really needs, being a wild one and all. She's probably not even patient enough to learn. Quote:
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So, tell me, how was your night with Jensen? Any juicy stories to tell? Quote:
The picture is huge; it's enlarged. Apparently, everyone else in the picture had to go, because, let's face it, there's only room for one in a photo--Helps! The pose came right out of Vogue 101, although I'm not sure if that's where she learned it or not. It was so, "I'm a centerfold, look at me." And, of course, all the "important" parts had to be enlarged and really grab the drooler's attention. I'm thinking she has to be experienced with the poses. She's probably an experienced model or something. And, yes, she wants everyone to see. Why else make such a pose and large picture. And how do you think she was on the top of all those contests? She has a rabid fanbase, actually. She's convinced Calena that she is Helps zany. Notice all the fan messages she sends out to all her followers, always telling them to calm down when they become overly excited. Oh, and what about all the internet stalkers on the other sides, people trying to follow her, even after she has forbidden them to ever glance at her sexy photos? Poor followers! Quote:
Helps and the rest of the gang had spent a great deal of time waiting in lines all day long. On a few ocassions, Helps disappeared, and the other girlies wondered what had happened to her. They were incredibly worried because she is so young and they thought they she may have gotten lost, or worse, that something had happened to her. When they finally got to the front of the line, to have their photos taken, they saw Helps sitting on Misha's lap, giggling, as the other SPN fans stormed off in tears. Apparently Misha didn't want Helps to get off his lap, so when each fan came to get her photo taken, they were forced to have their pictures taken with Helps as well. Helps finally left Misha's arms, an hour or so later, only to disppear again and plop herself right into jensen's lap. Helps was on fire, really. I know she ran off with E. for awhile, completely ignoring his sexual advances as she gave the waiter a lap dance. They had all gone out to eat, while the other girls were still waiting in line, becasue, unlike Helps, they could charm their way to the front of the line. Later that night, after a long day of waiting and fighting eager fan girls who had kept pushing the other girlies out of the line, Helps and the girlies went to a bar. Helps, still being young and all, decided, what the hell, she's going to have a drink or two. She couldn't finish all her drinks because it wasn't long before all the men began to crowd around her, whistling and begging for her number. A few men actually offered to pay her for her number, so she gave them her card. See, Helps is so popular that she had to get a separate phone line for all the men--and women--who fall madly for her. Writing down her number became quite a hassle. She did temporarly have some guy working for her. He was the desginated phone number writer, but he eventually had to go when he began to eagerly pursue helps and was relentless about it. Anyway, after passing around a few cards, she jumped on one of the tables and began dancing. At first, all seemed fine and almost innocent, but then the men, oh the men, they went wild. Helps loves having this kind of power, especially over men, so she decided to really give them a show. It all started with her lifting up her skirt, playfully. Then things went into full force, with Helps taking off her clothes and throwing them into the large crowd that had gathered around her. Several men proposed to her that night, and things got out of hand, I believe. I think there is some upcoming raffle going on. It's a chance to marry helps and be married to her for a whole 2 weeks. That's right, for 20 dollars any man can buy a raffle ticket to win a chance to be married to Helps for 2 weeks. All revenue from the raffle with go directly into her account. We girlies on here, especially I, are trying to get Helps to use the money made from all the raffle sales to go to Bootcamp.
__________________ Sammy is evil, a bloodthirsty Demon groupie. He is not your friend, but Helps is everyone's friend. And I love Helps! Thanks so much for Sloppy-faced, scary-looking, totally evil monster Sammy! | |||||||
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It certainly wasn't my mistake. I'm not any good-looking at all, I don't know what you're on. *tut tut tut*Quote:
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Oh no stories. Sorry to disappoint you, but I was tired to think about any affair. Plus you should know that Jensen has really HOT GF!! ![]() Quote:
![]() !!! And again, you're so making up things. My twitter background was meant like fun. You forgot to mention that it's more like silly collage where is Misha as the king of minions and i'm there labeled as minion. You make it like I was proud of my look, wanting everyone see me, which is not true. I just thought it's funny. I don't mind people drooling over me Sweetheart. You're drinking W.F.W.M., aren't you. That's so NOT true about that night and sitting on someone's lap. Hell, I'd like to sit on Misha&Jensen's lap ![]() You're insane today You're so crazed today. But we should change the topic from me to something else. This threesome chat is funny, but we all know that is not gonna happen. And are you avoiding to answer me if you write slash fanfic for me?
__________________ R.I.P. Kim Manners Charles Beard: "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." An Eskimo proverb: "Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | |||||||
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: neverwhere
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| Guys, you sooo made me think of this song :I ain't got no fun today It's just like yesterday, oh yeah Only different shades of grey I'm bored right out of my skull I'd have to get high just to be dull I'm institutional My TV screen spins around and around And around and around I need a sideshow Some kinda creepshow They ran the circus out of town But the ring master said "Boy, you can stick around" -- I need a sideshow, oh yeah Some kinda creepshow, oh yeah I just want someplace to go, oh yeah I tried to be the circus clown But even my monkey wouldn't hang around Alice Cooper - Sideshow ***** Oooh, I feel so left out here . Not insane enough (it's only good my friends don't get here to give another view...). Oh well, I can be the bystander, it's fun anyway ...
__________________ ![]() Like a smallest bee packs a sting / Like a pawn checkmates a king / we'll attack at the crack of dawn. Build a ladder if there's a wall / don't be afraid to slip and fall / speak for yourself or they'll speak for you - Billy Talent: Red Flag |
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Are we really playing the "Who's Uglier Game"? Well, if you're not that great, then why did Calena leave ME and run off with YOU? HM? Obviously you're something great, or at least better than I. Quote:
Hey, I'm not the one going on and on about how great and okay it is. Don't get defensive....we're only being silly here, Helps, you should know that. Quote:
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So, back to business: Yes, of course, we need lessons from you because we want to know what kind of spell you put Calena under, and apparently Cookie as well. Quote:
Helps, now all the fun is ruined because you took offense! You're supposed to joke around and take it like a big girl. I took drooling grandpa, and the smiley you found, with good humor. It's just joking, nothing too serious, except maybe some parts. *wink* We like having you here, which you should know since everyone tells yuo how much they love you all the time. And even though I've been absent from the forums lately and haven't shown my crazy or weird side very much (which you should understand the reason why I was so distant) you should know....remember...how I can get sometimes. I'm nuts. I'm crazy. I like joking around and being silly. And to think, people told me I should put myself back in gear, and I did.
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Bold is basically good word. Wild isn't bad either, but when you started with dancing on the tables xD. I really don't remember that. I think that a) I was drunk -which isn't too probably as I don't drink a lot 2) I must black out. ![]() Quote:
But well, I'm not complaining, just don't be so serious about it and don't think I'm some kind of queen of this town/school, lol. Cause I couldn't be farther from it. Quote:
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I know why you were holding back. Or partly, cause I think you were about to send me second part of your respond on FB. But anyways ,yup I get that, I'm gonna behave. And sorry if it seemed i was offended, 'cause that wasn't the case at all.Quote:
You don't have to participate, especially if you feel lost. I occasionally get lost,too but as I know the stuff that is discussed, I'm fine, lol. Just don't be too scared please. ![]()
__________________ R.I.P. Kim Manners Charles Beard: "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." An Eskimo proverb: "Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | ||||||||
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| Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: neverwhere
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| Don't. I definetely didn't mean it that way . Quote:
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__________________ ![]() Like a smallest bee packs a sting / Like a pawn checkmates a king / we'll attack at the crack of dawn. Build a ladder if there's a wall / don't be afraid to slip and fall / speak for yourself or they'll speak for you - Billy Talent: Red Flag | |
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