Misha Collins

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Oh true. I was surprised that he responded this one. While it's so not funny. I thought he's so cool with technical stuff and made manipulation with pictures and poor king let them get him If he thought twice, instead of saying out loud everything he wants....
The second thing is H.M. When she's into gays, why she's so embarrased and decided to let Misha die to cover this.
OR I was thinking Mish Mish doesn't say the whole truth!!What if he did something else to H.M.? I still can't believe she would let him die for gay porn. On the other side, she's probably pretty fusty and she might think ppl would lynch her for that.

Haha. He's so amazing once in a year say something to one of 10 000 minions

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I just have to post this.. I didn't see this before,but mayeb you've seen it...
Misha reading one of his poems ^^

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Guys, Misha needs us more then ever!! As loyal minion I feel responsible and gotta ask u to vote for him.... you can vote every 20 minutes! thank you
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/...rity-twitterer

Cookie, sorry for not being around.. I'll stop by at Castiel's corner asap.

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My fellow "Buddies," I'm here today to report some sad news. Apparently, our dear Misha . . . is a mandroid. *sigh* Yep. I was looking through some photos (OK, so it was several "galleries" full of them. It was for research purposes! Shut up!) of him from various cons and I found that it's almost impossible to take a truly bad photo of the guy. Seriously. It's very irritating. Even in shots where he looks tired or is making an odd expression . . . nice. As we all know, that's not natural. So, clearly, he's not human.

Also, he has the "laser eyes." Yep. I saw them in a few pics. His "laser eyes" are red rather than green, but still; it's further proof. (Oh my God, many of my family members have those too! I'm surrounded by mandroids!)

I'm a bit confused as to his programming. On the one hand, it seems he's harmless. Merely here to work for Supernatural, getting the ratings up and hypnotizing & amusing fans. On the other hand, he clearly has some questionable powers; the power to inflict M.D.D. being one. The power to get people to cheer for the fact that Jackles isn't coming to talk to them being another (that's one scary, freakish power!).

All this time, we've been singing the praises of a mandroid. No wonder he acts so well, Twitters so well, and does cons. so well; he's programmed to. We should've known it. No one (human) is that awesome.

I just thought you should know. You should be careful if you get hugs from him in the future (*ahem* helps, I'm looking at you); he ("it," rather) could go haywire and crush you or something.

This has been a public service announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.



(Yes, I am crazy; no need to bother asking.)

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Ooooooooooooooh my GOD!!!

I've always been thinking what's going on. I mean You can't look perfect 24/7. You can't joke around all the time,be so awesome and go around without bodyguards.
You're SO right about yout theory. Yes, it makes perfect sense. Because come on, he's really that perfect.
Oh my.. Yes!!!I've noticed laser eyes,too. I mean I was like WTH is that, but it makes sense now. In my pics he had thoes red laser eyes, but I edited it in photoshop. But WOW!! You're so smart, I didn't realize it's like that.
Oh those powers of his!! He totally got me,tho. I still suffer from M.D.D. and also I have serious brain damage since the UK con adn meeting him. I think I've become an idjit rigjt after talking to him and making an eye contact during autographs. He also smiled and well, it was too much for my poor brain.

AAAAHHH!! We really should have known better. How he could be so smart and funny at the same time. I mean ppl usually aren't THAT smart, THAT practical, but AT THE SAME TIME THAT funny&entertining. I mean let's use me as an example. I'm quite smart and I'm well... let's say one with good sense of humor. But I'm not THAT cool to build my home, know 39 languages(which is btw another proof he's a mandroid), be a writer and a lot of other things which I call being amazingly practical....

That's too bad. But If he's coming there's no way I would wanna miss the hug from him,lol....
I'd just die whatever.. just meet him and talk to him again,lol xDD Doesn't mind me if he crushed me or sth... that's fine... that's the price I pay lol...

(You're frakin crazy, my friend and I love you . And also I wanna kill you. I was like WTF when I read the first line. I thought you're making a serious announcement,lol)

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I got ya, helps!

I'm glad you see the horrible truth, now. Yes, you've listed some more items from the long list that proves he's a machine. I feel so stupid for having been tricked all this time. But I blame its mandroid powers; it's clearly his fault. ITS fault! These mind powers (and, yes, the killer smile power) are truly frightening, as they've convinced me I'd like to see about getting a model of my own (Surely there are more; for instance, I'm sure they have a "Jimmy" model. No way that was the same droid! The manufacture of these droids is probably the real reason Supernatural's budget has been "cut"). This is clearly wrong.

I see you've been badly afflicted by these powers, as you would still allow yourself to be hugged by this thing (which is clearly more of a Terminator-type droid, as evidenced by the red eyes). Nay, even be willing to be crushed to death by it! (Although, I admit, that'd be a great way to go!) I'm only thankful I've never been close enough to get such a concentrated dose of these frightening powers. You're clearly badly damaged! One day, there may be a treatment. I'm pullin' for ya!

*Sigh* I suppose all we can do is play along. I mean, after all, who would ever believe us? The government's not gonna listen to some "crazed" Supernatural fans. Let's just enjoy the mandroid and hope it uses its powers sparingly. Besides, if it knows we're on to it, it may be programmed to terminate us! (With its own terminating machine. That it built itself. And looked picture-perfect the whole time it did so.) So, just play it cool.

(Yes. I am crazy. But don't worry, it's harmless-crazy, not stalker-ax-murderer-crazy! You're safe! )

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YOU GOT ME COOKIE!!

I know.. right right. I mean how could someone like me forget about Jensen for nearly whole weekend and drool over a Misha mandroid. I know he was too perfect to NOT pay all my attention to him. Also he had so much energy. While poor Jensen boy was giving autographs, really tired after long day, Misha mandroit was joking around, teasing fans, being goofy, naughty, smart and all pretty. Hmmm. I knew there was something wrong with it. TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE thing. Yep, I had this feeling for a long time. There's no way you can be AWESOME like that and be actually human being. Wow, that's really a discovery.

OH MY GAWD!! You actually think there's some manufacture of these droids?? O_o In this case, I wanna my very own mandroid,too. But I think SOMETHING so PERFECT gotta be pretty expensive,tho. I should start saving money. If I starve for few months and live without electricity, I might save some money. This is SO WRONG!!

Oooh. Well, what can I say?? I would really love to get hugged by this thing again. You know it's a perfect mandroid. So pretty, so humanic. And so soft and fragrant. He... I mean IT has many powers how to get you on his...damn ITS side. I don't think I can ever get back and dream about unicorns and rainbows how I used to before the con. I've changed. Badly. And now I need my drug. That's the way he infects you, you know.

WOOOOOOOOOOW!!! O_O You think it could try to terminate us? haunt us down? I mean this is HUGE discovery. *whispers*I think maybeee.. Maybe there is someone who would believe us. They gotta know there's no way someone would be so awesome. But.... I'm suspicious that the government actually already know the truth!! I mean they used him for needs of White House. He was very useful I guess, but maybe someone found out and they decided to let mandroid go on the streets and get its own life. Being the actor in SPN was great occasion, also because they have money from it. I'm pretty sure they're getting money on some account in exotic country, so a mandroid is still in government's service.*/whispers*

(Oh cool. How you can see I'm just very slightly crazy. I'm not stalker-ax-murderer-crazy either. I'm more like stalker-goofy-idjit-teddy-bear-crazy-with-syndrom-of-younger-sibling So you're more or less safe,too )

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Oh, man, I forgot about the White House! How could I have?! He--it gets asked about it by every interviewer he--it talks to and gets asked at the cons! You're right! The government may be involved! How far does this thing reach?!

Scary!!!

Just keep playing along. It mustn't know we're on to it!

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Mandroid.... eh??? ROFL..... I thought there was something up with that guy..... hmmmm..... it's all starting to make sense now....

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I'm sorry to say that, but Misha totally ruined your theory about being a mandroid. OR the government is trying to cover him this way....
But either mandroid doesn't get tired after crawling the desert, mandroid doesn't get into the coma.... and also I've been thinking... Mandroid can't have good sense of humor, can it.... I mean machines are machines for the reason... They don't get humor and gutter and gay porn .... a lot of stuff How he could be mandroid,lol....