Rock of Love: Finale "The Rose and the Thorn" Recap

TheEditor · 09-30-2007, 01:51 PM

Here it goes,the finale of Rock of Love. Twenty-five women entered the house at the start, and now it's down to two: Jes, the awesome chick with pink hair, and Heather, the former stripper who got Bret's name tattooed on the back of her neck. Who will Bret Michaels pick? And does it really matter in the long run, since the odds of the winner actually pursuing a long-term relationship with this aged rock star horndog are virtually nonexistent?

Recapper's Note: My VH1 station is a little messed up, so tonight's Rock of Love episode, for me, is looking a lot like scrambled porn. It's probably the most appropriate way to watch this show, the perfect blend of subject and medium.

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SEOMe · 09-30-2007, 08:09 PM

Good job Bret! Jes is awesome and beautiful and I am so glad you picked her. Don't lose her!

Guest · 09-30-2007, 08:20 PM

HEATHER SHOULD HAVE WON! JES TOLD EVERYBODY SHE WAS ON THE SHOW SIMPLY FOR PUBLICITY! STUPID !@#!@!

Guest · 09-30-2007, 08:46 PM

what are u talking about. Jes was perfect. Heather was i freaken stripper.

oh and ps. didnt her dress and ur body look ugly or what? i means seriosly

Guest · 09-30-2007, 08:48 PM

jes was not perfect. She will not stay with him. Give me a break.

Guest · 09-30-2007, 08:50 PM

Heather sucked too.

Guest · 09-30-2007, 09:01 PM

Jess could be his daughter!!! Yuck!!!

Guest · 09-30-2007, 09:03 PM

Jes is a baby! Whats wrong with you bret!

Guest · 09-30-2007, 09:04 PM

Bret is SUCH a typical horn dog taking advantage of free sex! We all found out why Lacey has been kept week after week, Heather revealed she was giving Bret B*** J*** every night! Why not keep her?! Heather was hot and sexy and who doesn't love a sensual stripper? So, are we surprised that he takes the most inexperienced girl in the house? She's the one least used up by HIM!!!! It was so obvious!
But that's what these women set themselves up for...sloppy seconds, thirds etc....

melissainaustin · 09-30-2007, 09:07 PM

Bret is SUCH a typical horn dog taking advantage of free sex! We all found out why Lacey has been kept week after week, Heather revealed she was giving Bret B*** J*** every night! Why not keep her?! Heather was hot and sexy and who doesn't love a sensual stripper? So, are we surprised that he takes the most inexperienced girl in the house? She's the one least used up by HIM!!!! It was so obvious! But that's what these women set themselves up for...sloppy seconds, thirds etc....

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09-30-2007, 01:51 PM	#1
TheEditor Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,051,191	Here it goes,the finale of Rock of Love. Twenty-five women entered the house at the start, and now it's down to two: Jes, the awesome chick with pink hair, and Heather, the former stripper who got Bret's name tattooed on the back of her neck. Who will Bret Michaels pick? And does it really matter in the long run, since the odds of the winner actually pursuing a long-term relationship with this aged rock star horndog are virtually nonexistent? Recapper's Note: My VH1 station is a little messed up, so tonight's Rock of Love episode, for me, is looking a lot like scrambled porn. It's probably the most appropriate way to watch this show, the perfect blend of subject and medium. To read the rest, click here.

09-30-2007, 08:09 PM	#2
SEOMe Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2	Good job Bret! Jes is awesome and beautiful and I am so glad you picked her. Don't lose her!

09-30-2007, 08:20 PM	#3
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	HEATHER SHOULD HAVE WON! JES TOLD EVERYBODY SHE WAS ON THE SHOW SIMPLY FOR PUBLICITY! STUPID !@#!@!

09-30-2007, 08:46 PM	#4
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	what are u talking about. Jes was perfect. Heather was i freaken stripper. oh and ps. didnt her dress and ur body look ugly or what? i means seriosly

09-30-2007, 08:48 PM	#5
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	jes was not perfect. She will not stay with him. Give me a break.

09-30-2007, 08:50 PM	#6
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Heather sucked too.

09-30-2007, 09:01 PM	#7
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Jess could be his daughter!!! Yuck!!!

09-30-2007, 09:03 PM	#8
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Jes is a baby! Whats wrong with you bret!

09-30-2007, 09:04 PM	#9
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Bret is SUCH a typical horn dog taking advantage of free sex! We all found out why Lacey has been kept week after week, Heather revealed she was giving Bret B* J* every night! Why not keep her?! Heather was hot and sexy and who doesn't love a sensual stripper? So, are we surprised that he takes the most inexperienced girl in the house? She's the one least used up by HIM!!!! It was so obvious! But that's what these women set themselves up for...sloppy seconds, thirds etc....

09-30-2007, 09:07 PM	#10
melissainaustin Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1	Bret is SUCH a typical horn dog taking advantage of free sex! We all found out why Lacey has been kept week after week, Heather revealed she was giving Bret B* J* every night! Why not keep her?! Heather was hot and sexy and who doesn't love a sensual stripper? So, are we surprised that he takes the most inexperienced girl in the house? She's the one least used up by HIM!!!! It was so obvious! But that's what these women set themselves up for...sloppy seconds, thirds etc....