Rock of Love: Episode 7, "Show Me Your Hits" Recap

TheEditor · 08-26-2007, 03:06 PM

Episode Overview: The girls pose for album covers to win the next date with Bret. Lacey's insanity continues, and all the girls try to point it out to Bret. One girl goes home, and Bret thinks "mediocricy" is a word.

Bret Michaels is busy in the studio (yeah, right), so the Rock of Love girls are left on their own, and the task is a photo shoot for the "Sexy Six." They'll each be shooting an album cover. Samantha claims she will be good because she's done a lot of modeling for her photographer friends. Lacey claims she'll be good because she knows music. Only one of those makes sense. I've eaten a lot of cake, it doesn't make me a world class baker.

The girls are divided in half: Jes, Sam and Lacey vs. Heather, Brandi M. and Mia. One girl will be the creative director, the other two are models. The winning team gets a solo date for the director and a double date for the models. Jes and Mia take the director jobs, Mia because she wants some face time with Bret. I can't blame her, as here we are in the seventh episode and I still have no clue who she is.

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mick1316 · 08-27-2007, 12:39 AM

dude that chick looks like kim stewart

Guest · 08-27-2007, 08:53 AM

Part of me really wants Lacey to leave, and part of me enjoys the drama she creates (obviously what the producers wanted). Oh, and since Bret is kind of an idiot and is just looking for a quick screw, I guess it really doesn't matter who he picks. He is the reigning king of Mediocricy.

Guest · 08-27-2007, 11:39 AM

I cannot believe (ok, yes I can) that PsychoLacey is still there. I wouldn't even want to be alone in the same room as her, why is Bret considering "dating" her I don't know.

Guest · 08-27-2007, 01:16 PM

I heard Jes is definitely the winner.

Guest · 08-27-2007, 10:36 PM

I think heather is a man. I think Lacey is the deveil and I hope Jes wins. I think it's all silly though as a relationship with Bret seems pretty doomed from the start.

AMFab · 08-28-2007, 07:05 AM

Mia should have gone home a long time ago. Mia totally did not belong here. She just seemed like she's more of a wholesome girl than all this(at least compared to the other heathens- lol). I felt bad when I saw her cry, but I am glad she won't have to deal with the circus reject (AKA Pennywise the Clown AKA Lacy)or Leatherface (Heather, obviously)anymore. Oh, Mia, it's not likely any of these girls would ever be introducd to his children. This show is so not about that.

Guest · 08-28-2007, 12:13 PM

John Kubicek is a sorry excuse for a stenographer. Calling himself a "senior writer" must mean he's a bad high school student.

Guest · 08-29-2007, 02:54 AM

I saw one episode of this while I was in the US (it's not broadcast here) and I hope that Lacey wins. This guy is auditioning young girls to screw, which I think is pretty sick (he's 44, the youngest girl is what? 19? uurrghh - vomit time. What the h*ll must these girls' parents be thinking?!) I think I would have found the show less vomit inducing if he wasn't kissing, stroking and perving over all of them.

As Lacey is a disgusting human being, she should be the one to be f*cked over, literally, by Michaels. The others deserve much, much better.

AMFab · 08-29-2007, 01:03 PM

Anon in London, well put. Unfortunately there are many parents here in the U.S. that would stand for something like this as long as it brought them, er (cough cough) their daughters fame. I wish we had the more wholsome shows back on TV.

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08-26-2007, 03:06 PM	#1
TheEditor Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,051,191	Episode Overview: The girls pose for album covers to win the next date with Bret. Lacey's insanity continues, and all the girls try to point it out to Bret. One girl goes home, and Bret thinks "mediocricy" is a word. Bret Michaels is busy in the studio (yeah, right), so the Rock of Love girls are left on their own, and the task is a photo shoot for the "Sexy Six." They'll each be shooting an album cover. Samantha claims she will be good because she's done a lot of modeling for her photographer friends. Lacey claims she'll be good because she knows music. Only one of those makes sense. I've eaten a lot of cake, it doesn't make me a world class baker. The girls are divided in half: Jes, Sam and Lacey vs. Heather, Brandi M. and Mia. One girl will be the creative director, the other two are models. The winning team gets a solo date for the director and a double date for the models. Jes and Mia take the director jobs, Mia because she wants some face time with Bret. I can't blame her, as here we are in the seventh episode and I still have no clue who she is. To read the rest, click here.

08-27-2007, 12:39 AM	#2
mick1316 Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	dude that chick looks like kim stewart

08-27-2007, 08:53 AM	#3
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Part of me really wants Lacey to leave, and part of me enjoys the drama she creates (obviously what the producers wanted). Oh, and since Bret is kind of an idiot and is just looking for a quick screw, I guess it really doesn't matter who he picks. He is the reigning king of Mediocricy.

08-27-2007, 11:39 AM	#4
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	I cannot believe (ok, yes I can) that PsychoLacey is still there. I wouldn't even want to be alone in the same room as her, why is Bret considering "dating" her I don't know.

08-27-2007, 01:16 PM	#5
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	I heard Jes is definitely the winner.

08-27-2007, 10:36 PM	#6
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	I think heather is a man. I think Lacey is the deveil and I hope Jes wins. I think it's all silly though as a relationship with Bret seems pretty doomed from the start.

08-28-2007, 07:05 AM	#7
AMFab Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 74	Mia should have gone home a long time ago. Mia totally did not belong here. She just seemed like she's more of a wholesome girl than all this(at least compared to the other heathens- lol). I felt bad when I saw her cry, but I am glad she won't have to deal with the circus reject (AKA Pennywise the Clown AKA Lacy)or Leatherface (Heather, obviously)anymore. Oh, Mia, it's not likely any of these girls would ever be introducd to his children. This show is so not about that.

08-28-2007, 12:13 PM	#8
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	John Kubicek is a sorry excuse for a stenographer. Calling himself a "senior writer" must mean he's a bad high school student.

08-29-2007, 02:54 AM	#9
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	I saw one episode of this while I was in the US (it's not broadcast here) and I hope that Lacey wins. This guy is auditioning young girls to screw, which I think is pretty sick (he's 44, the youngest girl is what? 19? uurrghh - vomit time. What the hll must these girls' parents be thinking?!) I think I would have found the show less vomit inducing if he wasn't kissing, stroking and perving over all of them. As Lacey is a disgusting human being, she should be the one to be fcked over, literally, by Michaels. The others deserve much, much better.

08-29-2007, 01:03 PM	#10
AMFab Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 74	Anon in London, well put. Unfortunately there are many parents here in the U.S. that would stand for something like this as long as it brought them, er (cough cough) their daughters fame. I wish we had the more wholsome shows back on TV.