Rock of Love: Episode 1 Recap

TheEditor · 07-18-2007, 04:20 AM

Episode Overview: After meeting his 25 potential lovers, Bret Michaels and the ladies enjoy a night filled with alcohol, more alcohol, and lots of talk about sex. By the end of the first episode, nine women are sent home.

Sunday was the premiere of VH1’s latest reality dating series, Rock of Love. The premise is that 25 “babes” all vie for the love of Poison frontman and ’80s rock staple Bret Michaels. As he explains, he’s just looking for a woman he can be friends with, and have sex with. Then he’ll bring her home to meet his two daughters. Looks like Kevin Federline has some stiff competition for that Father of the Year trophy.

Before meeting the babes, we meet Big John, Bret’s head of security. He is tasked with a difficult mission: procure an “awesome pad” for the babes to live in. This also includes scrubbing toilets, stocking the fridge with beer and a little light vacuuming. Head of security, maid, they’re really two sides of the same coin.

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gluedtothetv · 07-19-2007, 01:21 AM

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm howling.

Guest · 07-20-2007, 02:38 PM

Erin was Miss Hooters 5yrs ago and since then has graduated from college at Eastern Illiois University (early) and with honors but of course that was edited out for effect. Does nobody get it that reality shows "create" types.

Guest · 09-18-2007, 12:58 AM

god this sounds so scripted, i hate it and that was mean when they sent those 5 people home. hey bret if you were really bullied like ya said then this thing cant be real

Guest · 10-11-2007, 01:39 PM

hey why does magdalena sound do deep and like she hates everyone because when she usually talks she sounds like a blk girl who makes hair a lot o.O

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07-18-2007, 04:20 AM	#1
TheEditor Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,051,191	Episode Overview: After meeting his 25 potential lovers, Bret Michaels and the ladies enjoy a night filled with alcohol, more alcohol, and lots of talk about sex. By the end of the first episode, nine women are sent home. Sunday was the premiere of VH1’s latest reality dating series, Rock of Love. The premise is that 25 “babes” all vie for the love of Poison frontman and ’80s rock staple Bret Michaels. As he explains, he’s just looking for a woman he can be friends with, and have sex with. Then he’ll bring her home to meet his two daughters. Looks like Kevin Federline has some stiff competition for that Father of the Year trophy. Before meeting the babes, we meet Big John, Bret’s head of security. He is tasked with a difficult mission: procure an “awesome pad” for the babes to live in. This also includes scrubbing toilets, stocking the fridge with beer and a little light vacuuming. Head of security, maid, they’re really two sides of the same coin. To read the rest, click here.

07-19-2007, 01:21 AM	#2
gluedtothetv Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 28	This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm howling.

07-20-2007, 02:38 PM	#3
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	Erin was Miss Hooters 5yrs ago and since then has graduated from college at Eastern Illiois University (early) and with honors but of course that was edited out for effect. Does nobody get it that reality shows "create" types.

09-18-2007, 12:58 AM	#4
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	god this sounds so scripted, i hate it and that was mean when they sent those 5 people home. hey bret if you were really bullied like ya said then this thing cant be real

10-11-2007, 01:39 PM	#5
Guest Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 0	hey why does magdalena sound do deep and like she hates everyone because when she usually talks she sounds like a blk girl who makes hair a lot o.O