1/30/08 Favorite Quotes

[BuddyDebbie]

Straight from smileyone is today's question of the day. Or rather, command of the day. We command you to share with us your favorite quotes from TV. Please.

[Joshjb]

Hmmmm... Boy this is hard there are sooo many. lol

I guess I'll start with a few from FRIENDS.
Ross asks Phoebe if she can go over to help him put his new furniture together...
[PHOEBE]: "Oh, I wish I could but I don't want to."

That was sometime in S1. :P

I also love when Ross is always yelling "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!"

I also love the nicknames Sawyer gives to everyone on Lost. And when Sawyer said "There's a new sheriff in town boys, ya'll best get used to it." That was awesome.

Plus one from Heroes when Sylar says "BOOM!" and Niki says [to Matt] "Didn't I throw you out of a window once?"

Hmm... there a millions from Veronica Mars, but one I can remember was sometime in S3 (I think maybe episode 12 or 13):
[SUNBATHER - to Veronica]: "You're blocking my Sun!"
[VERONICA - pointing to the Sun]: "Oh I'm sorry, is this yours?"

Come on people, share!

[Calena]

I agree with Joshjb on Sawyer's nicknames and the Sheriff quote.

Let's see what I can remember right now. (no gurantee that I get the words exactly right)

Buffy: I like the "Yeah, I know, the world's going to end if I don't stop it" quips by Buffy.

In 5x01 when she met Dracula right in the beginning in the graveyard and when he told her he was really Dracula she made comments like how often she has heard that and when it dawned on her that it really was him she yelled "Get out".

Spike calling the Annointed One the Annoying One right before pulling him up into the sun was great. (season 2, I think)

Firefly:
Ahhh, everything everyone says.
Mal in ep 13 (I think) to the brothel owner who didn't want to back down: "You're my kind of stupid"
Mal to Simon "When I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me and you'll be armed"

It techniclly isn't a quote but a love "Hero of Canton - The Ballade of Jayne".

Prison Break: T-Bag calling Michael "Pretty" I get chills every time.

Whistler to Michael (season 3 when Michael makes an EMP out of a microwave): I'm guessing you've always one the elementary science fair" The look Michael gives him is pricelss. See smiley, one of my fave PB quotes is from Whistler!

T-Bag in season 2 to Michael when he told him they could split the money or Michael will find himself above the chair with his pant's around his ankles "because you had it a long time coming".

[BuddyDebbie]

I like "Veronica Mars is ... smarter than me." And then I forget what Veronica says after that, but it was funny.

Yeah, pretty much everything from Buffy. I love Anya's entire Bunnies interlude in "I've Got a Theory," especially how she ends it with "Or maybe midgets."

I know there are more, but my brain isnt' working right now. :P

[Calena]

I forgot Californication! There are some great quotes in there.
I so love the one where Hank gets invited to dinner at his ex girlfriends house and she has a blind date arranged for him who tells them her husband left her, because he found out he was gay. Hank says it could have been worse, she could have found out that he was a Scientologist. She answers "I am a Scientologist". Hank says "Nazi ....?"

In the pilot ep, when he dreams about a nun giving him a blow job:
'Sweet baby Jesus, Hank is going to hell.''

I can't remember exactly what he did, but when his ex was mad at him for something:
''Oh, I know that look. That's the look that shrivels me testes.''

[Joshjb]

Haha, Calena, those are awesome quotes, I love Californication. :P I just often can't remember all quotes, which is why I rewatch everything.

[BuddyD]

Everything on Buffy definitely qualifies.

I always liked in one of the last episodes of Veronica Mars when they were discussing Matchbox 20 and someone said "Rob Thomas is a tool." Since that's also the name of the guy who created VM, it cracked me up endlessly.

[Joshjb]

What about in the latest episode, Ben is tied up and he's like "If it's alright with you Jack, I'd like to go with John."

Another awesome quote from Lost was in the S3 finale when Rose said to Jack: "If you say Live together, Die alone to me, Jack, I'm going to punch you in the face".
Also when Rose made Bernard repeat a few times "I'm a dentist, I'm not Rambo."

[smileyone]

Don't know if anyone on here is a Simpsons fan..... but the funniest man on TV..... has to be.... Ned Flanders.... LOL!!!
Here are just a few of his best quotes.... They always make me chuckle!!!

Funniest Quotes :-

"Well, sir, I hate to be suspicious aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner."

"Listen, folks, there's no magic formula. I just follow the three C's : clean living, chewing thoroughly and a daily dose of vitamin church."

"Well get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink!"

"Ooh, it's going on 8:30. I'd better call Maude and tell her where I am."

"The lights, the noise, the letter X. It's all designed to inflame the senses. I'm overstimulated. I've gotta get out of this town."

"Well kids looks like this year we’re gonna have an imaginary Christmas."

"We're done for! We're done-diddly-done-for! We're Done-diddly-doodly-done-diddly-doodly done-diddly-doodly"

''You know, most people don't know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.''

Priceless....... LOL!! The man is a total genius!!!!

[BuddyDebbie]

"So Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
"I don't...know!"

P.S. Smiley, I love this topic. I can't believe we didn't think of it before, but that's for suggesting it!