Prison Break Newlywed gammmmee!

[I Went Crazy]

Why????
Nooooo!! it is so awesome!!!!
don´t delete it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LJlover]

How can you do that to us??? Its soooo funny we need to keep it so that we can laugh.

This is harrlious!! (sp ^_^ I love it, please carry on its so funny

Disclaimer: I do not own Prison Break or The Newlywed game. No copyright infringement is intended.


Host/Bob: “All hell has broken lose on the set and well…I give up”! (Ducks a purse thrown by a totally insane at this point Veronica) “I guess none of our lucky newlyweds wanted the wonderful prize for the winner’s of today’s show. Yep”… (Ducks a shoe from Sara’s wildly kicking foot…Bob Forces a smile). “Yep, I guess none of our guests will be leaving here with an all expense paid trip to Alcatrazzz Island… for a wonderful guided tour of the prison”! (Bob had to say this or else he would get a shoe where the sun don’t shine from his producers…But that might have been preferable to what happened after these words were spoken during these golden moments of television)…

All of the contestants froze and then turned to Host/Bob.


Host/Bob: (His voice shows his nervousness) “Why are you all looking at me? Waittttttt”!!!!!! (He attempts to run).

(The group rushes him with fists swinging and Bob goes down!) Cheesy announcer starts doing commentary: “And he’s down! And he’s staying down as the crazy big eyed girl shoves a shoe up his ass! Oh my God what is that? He has a mouthful of blonde hair! Oh, it’s just the man/lady’s wig! He’s choking! Is there a doctor in the house? And the red head is screaming she’s a doctor! Is she really a doctor? Oh, who cares! She’s giving him the Heimlich maneuver! There it goes! The blonde hair shoots out like a giant fur ball from a pissed off mountain lion! And Bob is up and fighting! He swings and misses as the big guy’s shirt explodes from his back…probably from the telekinetic powers of thousands of female viewers! The shirt wraps around Bob’s head and he blindly begins to punch, hitting….no one! The tattooed genius rips off his pants and Supermon is now in the building! He's tying the pants around his neck and now he's running across the stage making vrooooming noises. Oh, my God! The man with the dress is attempting to strip Bob of his pants and his dignity! Bob, look out! Where did the funny talking one go? There he is! He’s talking to a girl in the audience! Now he’s kissing her! This is getting good America! She is…ahhh.. There goes her shirt…I think we are about to be cut off…Oh, God look at those tits! They are majestic…Oh yeah… Oh, man this is amazing! I thi”…

Static fills your screen as the show is indeed cut off….

~Commercial~


~THE END~

Thanks all for reading this is it though

[rinp03]

Thanks Julie I loved this whole show thing it was very funny

Thanks for reading! I'm glad you both liked it.

[Besanamo]

The whole thing was hilarious! Great job!

[Katey]

My eyes hurt from all the reading! But that was very funny!