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08-14-2006, 03:16 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: North Wales, UK
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  |  The Chuck Norris thread........ If everyone has seen the Chuck Norris facts website, please post your fav under here. Chuck Norris can run faster than e-mail.
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08-14-2006, 03:17 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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| LOOOL! I had a look at that before and OMG I was absolutely weak laughing! It's awsome  |
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08-14-2006, 03:18 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: North Wales, UK
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| It is truly awesome. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King - and got one.
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08-14-2006, 03:19 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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08-14-2006, 03:22 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: North Wales, UK
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| Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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08-14-2006, 05:23 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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08-14-2006, 05:23 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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| When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. |
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08-14-2006, 05:24 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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| Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. |
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08-14-2006, 05:27 PM
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| Mrs Wentworth Miller Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cardiff - UK
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| Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow. <<< LOL Ok so it's not the funniest thing in the world ever but you look like a right spacker trying to do it |
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08-14-2006, 05:33 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: North Wales, UK
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| Chuck Norris once swallowed a live turtle. When he coughed it up it was 15 years old, 5ft tall and had learned karate. Thats where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes from it is based on a true story.
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