Sarah IS Alive (proof inside)

[smileyone]

I feel that big vat of green custard and that really long pokey stick coming around here again... last time we used it... I think we killed off Lincoln.... As it's bound to have gone all mouldy now with all those Lincoln decaying body bits.... It should be nice and ripe for Sara by now.... and we can break the really long pokey stick in half and poke her from both sides of the vat.... yep... that would work!!!!

[candyrose]

I thought Linc died by blueberry pancakes?

[smileyone]

Oh yeah ... maybe he did.... so who died by sinking to the bottom after being poked repeatively with the giant poking device we fashioned out of something or other.... whilst in the vat of green custard...? Somebody did.... I remember we stood for ages at the side poking them cause they just wouldn't sink....
Maybe it was Michael.... God, I know we killed off someone that way.... if we didn't then we jolly well should have had...

[candyrose]

No, remember Mikey died after jumping off a bridge, while there was a big explosion, after he used parts of his weenie as earplugs. Then the sharks came in and ate him...just to make sure he was dead.

[smileyone]

Oh yeah.... that is how we killed him off.... so who did we kill in the vat of custard.... Oh Lordy... I know someone went in there... I spent ages poking them down to the bottom...

Hmmm.... think back Smiley....

Did we kill Sara that way around the time we were killing Mikey off.... I remember we separated them along the way.... she died too... wasn't she the one who sunk to the bottom in the big vat of green goo???

See, we never killed Mahone and I don't think we killed off little LJ.... Susan was to die by the use of a hell of a lot of make up and an over hot hairdryer...but we never actually got round to finishing her off properly... and the lovely Whistler, well we just bunged him in the trunk of a car and headed towards some gym in Germany or Austria... remember, we picked Quintin Tarantino up along the way.... or did we just keep him in that boat with us when we were throwing T-Bag to the sharks and the crocs? I remember, Sara was already dead at that time... as was Mikey and Linc... was she then our mystery Green Custard Goo casualty?

Would be kind of ironic, though... if we threw her into that same mouldy vat of custard goo ....in along with her own decaying body bits.... and kept poking her to the bottom .... AGAIN!!!! It would be thicker this time... and the smell would get overpowering after a while... she'd go much quicker then last time....

[smileyone]

I seem to recall something about Lincoln being attacked by a giant shell-less slug on his way to being killed by the blueberry pancakes too.... Oh wow... wasn't that a brutal way to go...

I feel like we need to kill off some more characters.... hmmm.... maybe I am even ready to kill off the lovely innocent fisherman....
Maybe we should just introduce him to a pufferfish or a fugu or something.... Hmm.... Smiley will have to think long and hard about this one....

[candyrose]

I am thinking we should enlist Whistler to help us track down the rest of the cast. He's pretty good at finding people, you know. Perhaps we can keep him alive and have him help us out a little.

[smileyone]

Oooooohhhhh Good thinking.... he does have quite a brain....
Better take the pufferfish and the fugu back out of his fishing net then.... don't want him choking to death and going all floppy on us before he can be of some use to us in tracking all the others down....
Hmmm.... Who will we kill off first then, in this our round two of murder sprees?

[candyrose]

Well, maybe the third. I remember when we were thinking of all the ways to kill Sara, we decided to kill a few others as well. And, technically, this would mean we have killed Sara many times. I distinctly remember something about a rope tied to the back of the car and the other end.....You know, I don't think we ever killed Sofia....did we?

[smileyone]

Nope we thought about it... but never actually killed her off... she would be a great place to start....

Ok Dear Whistler... Go find Sofia for us..... Tell her we got some sweeties for her.... ....