The Top Ten Lame Ass Excuses The Writers Will Give For Bringing Sara Back:

Drama_Diva · 03-30-2008, 06:02 PM

This is some funny stuff guys ...written by
http://anisapologist.livejournal.com/

(Must be read outloud in a snarky David Letterman-type tone):

10.)"Night of The Living Dead" was always Michael Scofield's favourite movie.

9.) "Hi, Dr. Frankenstein? My name's Michael Scofield... hear you've had some great success with dead people?"

8.)Michael runs into the boys from "Supernatural" and they tell him all about the Crossroads Demon. When Dean and Michael die in a year's time, Sara lives happily ever after with Sam as yuppy doctor-lawyer couple with a Volvo.

7.)Dr. Jack Shepard is really the head of the evil company. He gets back to his Island, with the help of Whistler's coordinates after leaving it as one of the Oceanic 6. Michael follows them there and learns that no one really dies if they are on the island He brings Sara's body there and she comes back to life, but has no head. Michael kills Sun, cuts her head off, pops it on Sara's body and exclaims, "I always had a thing for Asian Chicks."

6.)Season 3 was a dream... Sara's just in the shower and she's fine, thanks.

5.)The people from New Line Cinema called. They wanted their ending for "Se7en" back or they were gonna sue Santora's ass!

4.)There was no head in the box. It was a puppy. Lincoln was just having an LSD flashback.

3.)They sewed Saras head back on to Luke McFarlane's body--everybody's happy!

2.)Michael moves to Sleepy Hollow where Sara learns to ride a horse

And the number one lame ass excuse the writers will give for bringing Sara back:

1.) Lincoln will explain in the season premiere: "What? You thought I said, 'She's dead, Michael"? NO! I said, 'Does she give good head Michael?'!!!"

joeyjoejoe · 03-30-2008, 08:12 PM

I think number 4 is the funniest.

lala78 · 03-31-2008, 12:50 AM

nice one

i especially love the first one , and i'm waiting for Mike to answer Linc in season 4

gunners · 03-31-2008, 02:18 AM

Lmao at the last one hahahahahahahaha

smileyone · 03-31-2008, 04:09 AM

Sadly ....... I am old enough to remember the infamous 'Stepping out of shower scene after afternoon nap that lasted a full two seasons' in Dallas.... I don't want to have all my good memories of a super show to date sullied with another daft... fan crushing 'get back into show scene'.... I really don't!!!

Fans have left, after Sara died.... yes, they did... they moaned and moaned about the way in which she was written out... They set up threads upon threads about their anger about this all.... they nearly bled our ears dry!!!

The rest of us, who stuck around.... maintained on many occasions our belief that her death was for the good of the story.... it would propel the whole story along...

For the record, BTW.... I thought her death was brilliantly done.... great way to go.... different and unexpected.... I remember shouting out loud.... 'AAAARRRGGGHHHHH... OMGOMGOMG!!!' I thought.... this is why I watch PB!!! We fans were treated to a shocking storyline that would be talked about with reverence for years....

We, fans then hung about on these forums and on other sites.... trawling thru countless clips from every actor/ producer etc... who was involved in the show!! For months and months, they all ignored the pained cries of those Sara lovers.... who genuinely believed in the MiSa relationship... BTW, I truly believe most of them actually want her back for that and not for the sake of her actual character.... By herself, away from Mikey, she really doesn't do much... with Mikey though.... her fans really wanted to see something there! But again... that's just my opinion!!!

They all... in every single interview stated countless times.... 'Sara's dead... not coming back etc.... etc...etc.... ' It crushed both her and the MiSa fans to pieces! It gave the rest of us months of hell trying to console them all, while we understood their grief.... we all thought, eventually, they will accept it all and move on!

They were all finally beginning to.... and still no word of her possible return from anyone at PB!!! Actors, God Bless them all.... were busy promoting the show in all corners of the world..... adamantly answering the same question over and over.... 'Is Sara really dead?'...... 'Yes... truly dead... never coming back... end of MiSa love affair' etc...etc....

Now either, the actors all were exceptionally great at lying thru their teeth or they didn't know either.... which is kind of insulting to them also!!! I kind of feel sorry for them all now.... as they all look now like they can't be trusted... and a bit plonker like!!! Which, now will have many fans doubting anything they ever say in any interviews they ever do again regarding this show!!! But that's again... just my opinion!!!

Last season, taking out all that business with the strike etc.... the season was pretty good, IMO! So... they had a problem with SWC returning! What did they expect, they asked the lass when she was either high with pregnancy hormones or .... high with baby blues....
*** PLEASE NOTE: Never ask a woman anything or to make any really important decisions in these times... Hormones, and the birth of a new baby plus all the adjustments that go with it... will always come first!! Most respect that.... that is how it should be!!! Best of luck to her and her family, truly hope all is going well!!!

Ok.... In hindsight, maybe they made the wrong decision to totally kill her character off.... or ... make us all believe for months they had killed her character off! They based the rest of the story around her death... Mikey and his emotions.... his anger at his brother for not working harder to save her, his hatred for Gretchen.... for killing her in the first place!

Whistler, a character, I really think has great potential, was shaping up to be a central point to a really good story.... Mikey was coming after Gretchen... Whistler, was stuck in middle.... as we didn't/don't know much about his character.... we are not sure what he is capable of..... many were looking so forward to this.... Would he defend Gretchen? Would he take Mikey's side... etc.... ?????

Yes... I joke on here, every once in a while.... about Whistlers innocence... and I still stand by that, a certain bit.... Everyone else is expecting Whistler to be really bad... guilty as Hell.... in every respect... a really leader of sorts in 'The Company'.... The parting shots of them [Gretchen, Mahone and Whistler...] all driving off in that car... left us all excited about next season!!!

But seriously.... If Sara comes back and sidelines that character or the pending storyline between these three....... I will, along with many others be very miffed!

BTW... by having Sara return, not only do they risk the ire of all their remaining fans, by totally insulting them with this daft storyline.... but they also anger the fans of Linc, LJ and Mikey... amongst others.... who thoroughly believe that these guys are faultless and are not prone to making such schoolboy errors such as not knowing the sound/screams of a dying Sara to what her actual head looks like.... I can't even be bothered going thru all this again!!!

It's been said countless times before....

All that's left for me to say is..... I sincerely hope that however this girl returns.... it better be a damn good storyline.... truly a great one.... cause if not.... they will be losing more then just the fans they lost in the first place!!!

Ok then... That's my rant over with today....

Have a good day all

Peace and Love to you all today!!!

BTW...... WHISTLER IS STILL INNOCENT!!!! LOL!!!

LovelyLene · 03-31-2008, 04:19 AM

Wow smiley... I couldn't have said it better... I totally agree with everything you just said (except for the innocent Whistler part... LOL) this in particular:

Quote:

BTW... by having Sara return, not only do they risk the ire of all their remaining fans, by totally insulting them with this daft storyline.... but they also anger the fans of Linc, LJ and Mikey... amongst others.... who thoroughly believe that these guys are faultless and are not prone to making such schoolboy errors such as not knowing the sound/screams of a dying Sara to what her actual head looks like.... I can't even be bothered going thru all this again!!! It's been said countless times before....

I hope the writers have a very good storyline/explanation waiting for us there...

XXX

helps · 03-31-2008, 06:53 AM

lmao....those are great points....

...love 4,1 and 3(although DD it wasn´t nice from you...poor Went...

)..

Quote:

Sadly ....... I am old enough to remember the infamous 'Stepping out of shower scene after afternoon nap that lasted a full two seasons' in Dallas.... I don't want to have all my good memories of a super show to date sullied with another daft... fan crushing 'get back into show scene'.... I really don't!!!

lol...do you think Bobby´s death?....maybe it doesnt seem but im enough old,too...i don´t remember shower,but i remember that Bobby was dead and after year he was back in show..Pam was so sad and suddenly she woke up and Bobby was there....or am i wrong?...that´s true that i was young,but my granny loved this show lol..

candyrose · 03-31-2008, 11:29 AM

ha! That was actually really funny. See, Prison Break is already turning into a joke, and the damn episodes haven't even aired yet.....gawd...

Calena · 03-31-2008, 12:41 PM

That's great. I especially love the SPN one!

ap_magic1 · 03-31-2008, 12:42 PM

lame and jealous post haha...i told u guys from the beginning...its gonna happen...now dont laugh it off u all were wrongg haha just admit it!!!!!

03-30-2008, 06:02 PM	#1
Drama_Diva My hammer is my penis Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,120	The Top Ten Lame Ass Excuses The Writers Will Give For Bringing Sara Back: This is some funny stuff guys ...written by http://anisapologist.livejournal.com/ (Must be read outloud in a snarky David Letterman-type tone): 10.)"Night of The Living Dead" was always Michael Scofield's favourite movie. 9.) "Hi, Dr. Frankenstein? My name's Michael Scofield... hear you've had some great success with dead people?" 8.)Michael runs into the boys from "Supernatural" and they tell him all about the Crossroads Demon. When Dean and Michael die in a year's time, Sara lives happily ever after with Sam as yuppy doctor-lawyer couple with a Volvo. 7.)Dr. Jack Shepard is really the head of the evil company. He gets back to his Island, with the help of Whistler's coordinates after leaving it as one of the Oceanic 6. Michael follows them there and learns that no one really dies if they are on the island He brings Sara's body there and she comes back to life, but has no head. Michael kills Sun, cuts her head off, pops it on Sara's body and exclaims, "I always had a thing for Asian Chicks." 6.)Season 3 was a dream... Sara's just in the shower and she's fine, thanks. 5.)The people from New Line Cinema called. They wanted their ending for "Se7en" back or they were gonna sue Santora's ass! 4.)There was no head in the box. It was a puppy. Lincoln was just having an LSD flashback. 3.)They sewed Saras head back on to Luke McFarlane's body--everybody's happy! 2.)Michael moves to Sleepy Hollow where Sara learns to ride a horse And the number one lame ass excuse the writers will give for bringing Sara back: 1.) Lincoln will explain in the season premiere: "What? You thought I said, 'She's dead, Michael"? NO! I said, 'Does she give good head Michael?'!!!"

03-31-2008, 12:50 AM	#3
lala78 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Israel Posts: 1,511	nice one i especially love the first one , and i'm waiting for Mike to answer Linc in season 4 __________________ "I'm the nicest guy in Hollywood, I swear! Anyone who says otherwise is a F---ing Liar!" - WEM III

03-31-2008, 04:09 AM	#5
smileyone Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bristol, England Posts: 7,084	Sadly ....... I am old enough to remember the infamous 'Stepping out of shower scene after afternoon nap that lasted a full two seasons' in Dallas.... I don't want to have all my good memories of a super show to date sullied with another daft... fan crushing 'get back into show scene'.... I really don't!!! Fans have left, after Sara died.... yes, they did... they moaned and moaned about the way in which she was written out... They set up threads upon threads about their anger about this all.... they nearly bled our ears dry!!! The rest of us, who stuck around.... maintained on many occasions our belief that her death was for the good of the story.... it would propel the whole story along... For the record, BTW.... I thought her death was brilliantly done.... great way to go.... different and unexpected.... I remember shouting out loud.... 'AAAARRRGGGHHHHH... OMGOMGOMG!!!' I thought.... this is why I watch PB!!! We fans were treated to a shocking storyline that would be talked about with reverence for years.... We, fans then hung about on these forums and on other sites.... trawling thru countless clips from every actor/ producer etc... who was involved in the show!! For months and months, they all ignored the pained cries of those Sara lovers.... who genuinely believed in the MiSa relationship... BTW, I truly believe most of them actually want her back for that and not for the sake of her actual character.... By herself, away from Mikey, she really doesn't do much... with Mikey though.... her fans really wanted to see something there! But again... that's just my opinion!!! They all... in every single interview stated countless times.... 'Sara's dead... not coming back etc.... etc...etc.... ' It crushed both her and the MiSa fans to pieces! It gave the rest of us months of hell trying to console them all, while we understood their grief.... we all thought, eventually, they will accept it all and move on! They were all finally beginning to.... and still no word of her possible return from anyone at PB!!! Actors, God Bless them all.... were busy promoting the show in all corners of the world..... adamantly answering the same question over and over.... 'Is Sara really dead?'...... 'Yes... truly dead... never coming back... end of MiSa love affair' etc...etc.... Now either, the actors all were exceptionally great at lying thru their teeth or they didn't know either.... which is kind of insulting to them also!!! I kind of feel sorry for them all now.... as they all look now like they can't be trusted... and a bit plonker like!!! Which, now will have many fans doubting anything they ever say in any interviews they ever do again regarding this show!!! But that's again... just my opinion!!! Last season, taking out all that business with the strike etc.... the season was pretty good, IMO! So... they had a problem with SWC returning! What did they expect, they asked the lass when she was either high with pregnancy hormones or .... high with baby blues.... * PLEASE NOTE: Never ask a woman anything or to make any really important decisions in these times... Hormones, and the birth of a new baby plus all the adjustments that go with it... will always come first!! Most respect that.... that is how it should be!!! Best of luck to her and her family, truly hope all is going well!!! Ok.... In hindsight, maybe they made the wrong decision to totally kill her character off.... or ... make us all believe for months they had killed her character off! They based the rest of the story around her death... Mikey and his emotions.... his anger at his brother for not working harder to save her, his hatred for Gretchen.... for killing her in the first place! Whistler, a character, I really think has great potential, was shaping up to be a central point to a really good story.... Mikey was coming after Gretchen... Whistler, was stuck in middle.... as we didn't/don't know much about his character.... we are not sure what he is capable of..... many were looking so forward to this.... Would he defend Gretchen? Would he take Mikey's side... etc.... ????? Yes... I joke on here, every once in a while.... about Whistlers innocence... and I still stand by that, a certain bit.... Everyone else is expecting Whistler to be really bad... guilty as Hell.... in every respect... a really leader of sorts in 'The Company'.... The parting shots of them [Gretchen, Mahone and Whistler...] all driving off in that car... left us all excited about next season!!! But seriously.... If Sara comes back and sidelines that character or the pending storyline between these three....... I will, along with many others be very miffed! BTW... by having Sara return, not only do they risk the ire of all their remaining fans, by totally insulting them with this daft storyline.... but they also anger the fans of Linc, LJ and Mikey... amongst others.... who thoroughly believe that these guys are faultless and are not prone to making such schoolboy errors such as not knowing the sound/screams of a dying Sara to what her actual head looks like.... I can't even be bothered going thru all this again!!! It's been said countless times before.... All that's left for me to say is..... I sincerely hope that however this girl returns.... it better be a damn good storyline.... truly a great one.... cause if not.... they will be losing more then just the fans they lost in the first place!!! Ok then... That's my rant over with today.... Have a good day all Peace and Love to you all today!!! BTW...... WHISTLER IS STILL INNOCENT!!!! LOL!!!** __________________ Adaptable, Alluring, Ambitious, Bewitching, Caring, Contrary, Desirable, Energetic, Enterprising, Enthusiastic, Expressive, Fair-Minded, Gorgeous, Instinctive, Lively, Outspoken, Precious, Proud, Sensible, Senseous, Stylish, Trustworthy, Vivacious, Witty and Wonderful.... I AM WHISTLER!!!!!

03-31-2008, 11:29 AM	#8
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,941	ha! That was actually really funny. See, Prison Break is already turning into a joke, and the damn episodes haven't even aired yet.....gawd... __________________ Thanks Helps for the most purdy signature!

03-31-2008, 12:41 PM	#9
Calena Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Europe Posts: 4,796	That's great. I especially love the SPN one! __________________ Thx helps & addictedtopb for the sig! I love it! "Destiny is a fickle bitch" - Benjamin Linus I'd prefer Dean to be my Saviour!

03-30-2008, 08:12 PM	#2
joeyjoejoe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 269	I think number 4 is the funniest.

03-31-2008, 02:18 AM	#4
gunners Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ENGLAND baby Posts: 1,359	Lmao at the last one hahahahahahahaha

03-31-2008, 12:42 PM	#10
ap_magic1 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 110	lame and jealous post haha...i told u guys from the beginning...its gonna happen...now dont laugh it off u all were wrongg haha just admit it!!!!!

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