Favorite PB One-Liner

joeyjoejoe · 06-20-2008, 04:22 PM

I've got two:

Kellerman: I'll make you a deal. You don't move, and I won't blow your head off.

Michael: I could say the same about you, but I won't.

Teacher · 09-25-2008, 03:58 PM

Kellermens funniest line ever

"Hi. My name is NOT Lance, and im NOT an addict."

helps · 09-26-2008, 08:38 AM

awww,i sooooo miss K-man and his lines...he´s just great......

..can they bring him back?!

rowancv · 09-26-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helps

awww,i sooooo miss K-man and his lines...he´s just great......

..can they bring him back?!

LOL

SUCRE: Can I call my girl? I'll give you a million dollars!

the_sink · 03-10-2009, 06:35 AM

Lincoln: If you end up in prison don't expect me to break you out. After all, you are the brains and I am the brute.

Missy_KS · 03-15-2009, 07:29 PM

"What's wrong, did you eat some bad Mexican?"

NickyNoodle · 05-28-2009, 03:40 PM

The Genreral to Michael in Miami Dade Prison vistiation: You would be the last person I would have said would visit before Jesus Christ and Scooby Doo.

Sucre to Michael before Michael visits Sara: How is she going to communicate to you blink morse code.

lol@ T Bag with his erectorally challenged........... Prob the best line ever from him!!!!!!!

prisonfun · 06-08-2009, 03:55 PM

Michael to Sucre: when we lose ourselves, we lose everything.
Be tha change you want to see in the world

LovelyLene · 06-08-2009, 10:48 PM

Michael to the General: Frustration must be killing you...

XXX

06-20-2008, 04:22 PM	#1
joeyjoejoe Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 396	Favorite PB One-Liner I've got two: Kellerman: I'll make you a deal. You don't move, and I won't blow your head off. Michael: I could say the same about you, but I won't. __________________ Seriously? Oh T-Bag... you so crazy!

09-25-2008, 03:58 PM	#2
Teacher Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 90	Kellermens funniest line ever "Hi. My name is NOT Lance, and im NOT an addict." __________________

09-26-2008, 08:38 AM	#3
helps Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Czech Republic,Europe Posts: 5,693	awww,i sooooo miss K-man and his lines...he´s just great...... ..can they bring him back?! __________________ R.I.P. Kim Manners Charles Beard: "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." An Eskimo proverb: "Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy."

06-08-2009, 10:48 PM	#9
LovelyLene Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,003	Michael to the General: Frustration must be killing you... XXX __________________ LovelyLène's Art

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03-10-2009, 06:35 AM	#5
the_sink Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2	Lincoln: If you end up in prison don't expect me to break you out. After all, you are the brains and I am the brute.

03-15-2009, 07:29 PM	#6
Missy_KS Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Kansas Posts: 227	"What's wrong, did you eat some bad Mexican?"

05-28-2009, 03:40 PM	#7
NickyNoodle Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 36	The Genreral to Michael in Miami Dade Prison vistiation: You would be the last person I would have said would visit before Jesus Christ and Scooby Doo. Sucre to Michael before Michael visits Sara: How is she going to communicate to you blink morse code. lol@ T Bag with his erectorally challenged........... Prob the best line ever from him!!!!!!!

06-08-2009, 03:55 PM	#8
prisonfun Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 41	Michael to Sucre: when we lose ourselves, we lose everything. Be tha change you want to see in the world