Favorite Quotes?

These are some of my faves


John Abruzzi: [to T-Bag] Sgt. Sodomy, you're up next!
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Michael Scofield: [referring to PI pay] It's 19 cents an hour.
Tweener: 19 cents? That's slavery, yo!
Michael Scofield: That's prison, "yo."
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Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash.
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Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Not that hot!
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
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C-Note: [to T-Bag] Your parents must be so proud. You hit the trailer park trifecta: racist, pedophile, and stupid.
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Sucre (about the word Michael suggested to be used in a letter Sucre was writing to his girlfriend): 'Passion', what were you thinking?
Michael: Hey, you went for it.
Sucre: She (girlfriend) probably thinks I went sissy up in here.
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Michael: Maybe you ought to hear what I got to say.
Abruzzi: You got nothing I need.
Michael: Wouldn?t be too sure of that. (places a bird, made by folding paper, on the table)
Abruzzi: My mistake?just what I need?a duck.
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Sucre: What?s another word for love?
Michael: What?s the context?
Sucre: Oh, you know... yeah, "I love you so much, I aint ever knockin? over a liquor store again" context
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Haywire: He's got the pathway on his body. It leads somewhere. It leads to hell. It's the pathway to hell.
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Haywire: There is a maze in your tattoos. Where does the maze take me?
Michael: Get the hell away from me.
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Scofield: (banging head against bars)
Haywire: What, are you nuts?
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Scofield: I need you down there. It's a two man job. Let's hang a sheet.
Sucre: No way, man. You only hang a sheet when you and your cellie want to get friendly, you know?
Scofield: You wanna protect your prison rep, or do you wanna get out of here?
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Abruzzi: Give me that thing! Demolition runs in the family
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(After T-Bag kills the rookie guard)
T-Bag: One for the team.
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Bellick: If you don't tell me who killed Bob before I leave this cell, our friendship goes with it. [Bellick rises] That's a nice cat.
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T-Bag (about Tweener): Boy's a bit confused about his pigmentation, but he sure does have spunk.
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Sucre: You think he found the hole?
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Polskiss: Why you need this watch so bad anyway?
Michael: Let's just say it means a lot to someone in my family.
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T-Bag: Hey John, you know actually about Jesus... say hi to him for me, will ya?
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T-Bag: What's that smell? It smells a little like... conspiracy.
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