Michael Scofield - Page 3

candyrose · 01-07-2008, 10:09 AM

oooooh, Smiley thinks she has got the Candy.....well.....I have a confession to make: I am a nerd. And you got it all wrong, girl. It's the English teachers I like, not the math teachers. Speaking of English teachers, why is it that everytime I have some sort of encounter with one, they end up being psycho? Or they end up being creepy crossdressers who like to drive by my place repeatedly? I'm starting to wonder if it's this way with all English teachers.

smileyone · 01-07-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by candyrose

oooooh, Smiley thinks she has got the Candy.....well.....I have a confession to make: I am a nerd. And you got it all wrong, girl. It's the English teachers I like, not the math teachers. Speaking of English teachers, why is it that everytime I have some sort of encounter with one, they end up being psycho? Or they end up being creepy crossdressers who like to drive by my place repeatedly? I'm starting to wonder if it's this way with all English teachers.

Oh I don't know Candy

.... I teach english.... and to the best of my knowledge..... I am sort of female.... well after I get a few coffees inside me in the mornings!!! Up to then.... it's debatable!!! Hey Candy...... My fellow english teacher friends have all told me ... they love what you have done with your front garden and... the curtains in the bedroom... second window from the right.... oooohhhh fine fabrics!!!

Naaaa!!! We're all fine upstanding individuals.... really we are!!!! LMAO!!!

Ps.... I'll be round to check up on you later... leave the porch light on!!!!

smileyone · 01-07-2008, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by candyrose

oooooh, Smiley thinks she has got the Candy.....well.....I have a confession to make: I am a nerd. And you got it all wrong, girl. It's the English teachers I like, not the math teachers. Speaking of English teachers, why is it that everytime I have some sort of encounter with one, they end up being psycho? Or they end up being creepy crossdressers who like to drive by my place repeatedly? I'm starting to wonder if it's this way with all English teachers.

Oh I don't know Candy

.... I teach english.... and to the best of my knowledge..... I am sort of female.... well after I get a few coffees inside me in the mornings!!! Up to then.... it's debatable!!! Hey Candy...... My fellow english teacher friends have all told me ... they love what you have done with your front garden and... the curtains in the bedroom... second window from the right.... oooohhhh fine fabrics!!!

Naaaa!!! We're all fine upstanding individuals.... really we are!!!!

LMAO!!!

Ps.... I'll be round to check up on you later... leave the porch light on a low setting cause the glare interferes with my binocular viewing!!!!

And if anyone asks .... I'm just birdwatching.

.... nothing else!!! LOL!!!

candyrose · 01-07-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smileyone

Oh I don't know Candy

.... I teach english.... and to the best of my knowledge..... I am sort of female.... well after I get a few coffees inside me in the mornings!!! Up to then.... it's debatable!!! Hey Candy...... My fellow english teacher friends have all told me ... they love what you have done with your front garden and... the curtains in the bedroom... second window from the right.... oooohhhh fine fabrics!!!

Naaaa!!! We're all fine upstanding individuals.... really we are!!!!

LMAO!!!

Ps.... I'll be round to check up on you later... leave the porch light on a low setting cause the glare interferes with my binocular viewing!!!!

And if anyone asks .... I'm just birdwatching.

.... nothing else!!! LOL!!!

oh gawd, please don't tell me that; I've had enough of the creepy English teachers. The last time I had a little visit, I was in the middle of screwing my then-boyfriend. It was wonderful going to the front door--the both of us--pretty much naked and then starring at my old English teacher from years ago....I'll tell you the whole story later...

candyrose · 01-07-2008, 04:14 PM

Oh, and are any of your English teacher friends crossdressers??? Just curious if it's an English-teacher thing.

candyrose · 01-07-2008, 04:18 PM

Oh, and as creepy as that sounds, I don't think it beats the time I woke up one morning and saw my old family/marriage counselor on the front page--a good 4 pages detailing how he left his wife and kids so he could get a sex change. And let me tell you this.....he was not a good looking woman.

smileyone · 01-09-2008, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by candyrose

Oh, and are any of your English teacher friends crossdressers??? Just curious if it's an English-teacher thing.

A few of my male English teacher colleagues down the years have been, I must admit ... a little partial to wearing fishnets stockings and stillettos on a whim..... one even kept referring to the fact his 'thong kept riding up his rear end'!! LOL!!! ..... But on a whole... they generally look quite sane..... almost like when Mikey wears that fugly beige trouser/ jumper combo.... that just screams teacher!!!!!

Put a pair of glasses on him ... and you then go down the ' Rat Dissection class teacher in science labs' route..... Don't tell me you don't!!!!!

As regards the counseller thing...... it's always the quiet ones..... Take me, for example..... I'm really not a woman at all...... I'm actually half Man - Half Goat....... My diet consists of mainly 'Thrill Birdseed' and I live mainly, under the sea... coming up only once every couple of hours for air.... Yeah... that's me!!!!

candyrose · 01-09-2008, 11:25 AM

See, I knew it!!! You say some appear to be sane, but perhaps they hide it better. I remember when I first found out about this particular teacher. I was out doing a little shopping and ironically I was wanting to buy a cute outfit to impress him. yes, I had a crush on him, so can you imagine the horror when I am picking out an outfit to wear for him and I bump into him in the woman's clothing department--and he is wearing a huge, brown wig and a dress!!!!! I didn't finish shopping; I paid for what was already in my hands and darted out the door. Well, guess what: He must have done the same thing because when I got to my car, I discovered that he was parked right in front of my car and was getting in his!!!! I think we were both frozen because I remember how we both just sat in our cars for a few moments, peering over our steering wheels, staringat each other. Things were never the same after that...never.
Oh, I don't know Smiley....this one wasn't very quite at all; he always wanted to talk about my sex life, even when it was out of context. Furthermore, he was married with kids and flirted with every female he came in contact with. Everyone though he was some sort of womanizer, but little did they know he actually wanted to be a woman and sleep with a man!!!!
Not a woman ehh...You know I coud get started on along rant about gender identiy and how one really can't determine a person's sex by their outward appearance. People could lookt some hot brod and say, "well she has tits and hips, so she must be female." Wrong!!! If you really want to et technical, having a penis doesn't necessarily make one male either.I mean, what is a clit other than a really, really small penis. This is true, you know. You know there have been documented cases where women, who are biologically female have clits so large that they can have intercourse with both sexes. I remember one case in particular, probably a hundred years ago, where the woman wanted to act more like a male and preferred being intimate with other females. She found the sex more gratifying; however, she was married to a man. Because of the societal position women were in back then, she couldn't risk leaving her husband. She needed to survive, so she stayed with the man and cheeated on him with other women. It's kind of interesting......
And, yes, I wuld gladly follow him if he were indeed wearing glasses....

candyrose · 01-10-2008, 03:03 PM

Michael, I have some terrible news: You are going to DIE!!!! Suffer....bleed...cry....scream.....plead hahahahahahaha

smileyone · 01-10-2008, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by candyrose

Michael, I have some terrible news: You are going to DIE!!!! Suffer....bleed...cry....scream.....plead hahahahahahaha

Ummmmm.... I so want to go with that scenario....... LOL!!!

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01-07-2008, 10:09 AM	#21
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,706	oooooh, Smiley thinks she has got the Candy.....well.....I have a confession to make: I am a nerd. And you got it all wrong, girl. It's the English teachers I like, not the math teachers. Speaking of English teachers, why is it that everytime I have some sort of encounter with one, they end up being psycho? Or they end up being creepy crossdressers who like to drive by my place repeatedly? I'm starting to wonder if it's this way with all English teachers.

01-07-2008, 04:14 PM	#25
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,706	Oh, and are any of your English teacher friends crossdressers??? Just curious if it's an English-teacher thing.

01-07-2008, 04:18 PM	#26
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,706	Oh, and as creepy as that sounds, I don't think it beats the time I woke up one morning and saw my old family/marriage counselor on the front page--a good 4 pages detailing how he left his wife and kids so he could get a sex change. And let me tell you this.....he was not a good looking woman.

01-09-2008, 11:25 AM	#28
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,706	See, I knew it!!! You say some appear to be sane, but perhaps they hide it better. I remember when I first found out about this particular teacher. I was out doing a little shopping and ironically I was wanting to buy a cute outfit to impress him. yes, I had a crush on him, so can you imagine the horror when I am picking out an outfit to wear for him and I bump into him in the woman's clothing department--and he is wearing a huge, brown wig and a dress!!!!! I didn't finish shopping; I paid for what was already in my hands and darted out the door. Well, guess what: He must have done the same thing because when I got to my car, I discovered that he was parked right in front of my car and was getting in his!!!! I think we were both frozen because I remember how we both just sat in our cars for a few moments, peering over our steering wheels, staringat each other. Things were never the same after that...never. Oh, I don't know Smiley....this one wasn't very quite at all; he always wanted to talk about my sex life, even when it was out of context. Furthermore, he was married with kids and flirted with every female he came in contact with. Everyone though he was some sort of womanizer, but little did they know he actually wanted to be a woman and sleep with a man!!!! Not a woman ehh...You know I coud get started on along rant about gender identiy and how one really can't determine a person's sex by their outward appearance. People could lookt some hot brod and say, "well she has tits and hips, so she must be female." Wrong!!! If you really want to et technical, having a penis doesn't necessarily make one male either.I mean, what is a clit other than a really, really small penis. This is true, you know. You know there have been documented cases where women, who are biologically female have clits so large that they can have intercourse with both sexes. I remember one case in particular, probably a hundred years ago, where the woman wanted to act more like a male and preferred being intimate with other females. She found the sex more gratifying; however, she was married to a man. Because of the societal position women were in back then, she couldn't risk leaving her husband. She needed to survive, so she stayed with the man and cheeated on him with other women. It's kind of interesting...... And, yes, I wuld gladly follow him if he were indeed wearing glasses....

01-10-2008, 03:03 PM	#29
candyrose Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 5,706	Michael, I have some terrible news: You are going to DIE!!!! Suffer....bleed...cry....scream.....plead hahahahahahaha