Wentworth Miller

[lala78]

WENTWORTH MILLER: MYTHS EXPOSED !!!

Miller, looking sexy.

TFN: Yes, he's hot! Yes, he's sexy! But there are some urban myths out there that need to be debunked, once and for all. In order to set the record straight, Totally Fake News went to the source to find out more. This is what we discovered:

Wentworth Miller can NOT: Get women pregnant with his eyes OR his voice; leap tall buildings in a single bound; bench-press 1,000 pounds; speak fluent Mandarin, French, Spanish AND Tagalog; beat Ian Thorpe in the 100 meter freestyle; build a nuclear device; "go all night" more than three nights in a row.

We also discovered that he cannot: iron his clothes; exist more than 12 hours without caffeine in the form of a Peppermint Mocha Chip Frappucino; yodel; grow his own vegetables; beat Sarah Wayne Callies at Scrabble; cook; appear anywhere, at any time, looking less than utterly sexy.

Yet he does have his good points (see above photo). Where these uban myths got started is anyone's guess, and there most likely will be more. But that's OK...just another chance for Totally Fake News to investigate further into the mysterious life of the very sexy Wentworth Miller.

[smileyone]

OMGOMGOMG.... And I totally really believed the ... ''Get women pregnant with his eyes OR his voice'' one... Wow... He had Smiley so fooled!!!!

OMG.... This article lies.... I'm pregnant..... !!!!

[candyrose]

No more than 3 nights in a row? I think Weenieworth seriously needs to work on boosting his energy.....

[smileyone]

grow his own vegetables

And damn him, if he can't grow his own vegetables either.... after spending all that time locked up in my garden shed and then onto weeding in your garden.....
He's not very good at picking things up ... is he????

[Calena]

candy, you should be in awe of the man, can you make it 12 hours with only one frapp?

[candyrose]

Never! Actually I recently, sort of, almost went a week without a frapp....thank you very much....

[Calena]

"almost went a week.." doesn't mean the same as "went almost a week..." So, in days, how long did you make it without your SB-fix?

Yesterday E. and I were watching SPN eps (up to 3x10 Dream a little dream of me). An interesting question came up: Is it possible to summon a Crossroads demon at a roundabout? We think not. You have to know, roundabouts are spreading like the plague here, it's like every mayor of every little village wants his own roundabout to put an artsy sculpture on or something. So E. had the theory that our government knows about Corssroads demons and wants to prevent the people from summoning them by turning all crossroads into roundabouts. What makes this theory questionable however is, that you can't summon a dmon on asphaltic roads, can you? You can't dig your stuff in. So unless you are in a very rural area summoning crossroads demons is very difficult anyway.

Ok, that was my strange thought for the day.

My back still hurts.

[candyrose]

Oh, why do you have to get all technical on me! It's almost the same in my book, so no need to analyze the placement of "almost." Darn, I am lazy. I was going to see how many times I could put "almost" into my posts, but I didn't get very far.

I don't know exactly how many days it was...I sort of lost track. I do know what day of the week is it, though, so I guess I am not completely out of it. I was really lazy the past few days because I didn't feel so swell. I hope it wasn't because of my lack of SB. My shoulder still looks ugly. I keep putting medicine on it, but it doesn't help.

[Calena]

I keep putting medicine on it, but it doesn't help.

I know the feeling. Maybe you should go see a doctor? As much as I hate to do so, if my back's not better on Monday I will go to a doctor, the damn back pain has cost me nearly a week of my holidays.

[candyrose]

Didn't school already end for you guys? Does that mean you have to go back to work soon?