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I was actually going to go to France and Italy, and maybe, surprisingly, Germany. Yea, I know....how convenient with all the timing. I have to stay and watch over someone's house while they are gone on a three-week trip, so I can't go. I am stuck here, of all horrible places to be...lol. Quote:
Oh, NOooo....don't tell her that! Great! Now my chances are ruined. You know, she is exactly his type. She's not a scrawny..little....annoying and heavily opinionated...and almost stubborn...****tart like Candy is. HA! Now they are going to meet, fall madly in love, and we will never get another episode of PB because he will be so infatuated with Calena the rest of the world will not exist. You have heard about her almost magical beauty, have you not? Yea, I know..she likes to play the innocent one, but she's really a sassy sex siren about to explode. She's ready to take on those crazy wild nights and put all the other women to shame....LOL....Oh Calena, I am just picking on you here, although we all know truly of your magnificence. Yea, I heard he is going there....news travels fast and some fans have already started calling up hotels, asking if he will be staying there. Heck, some are calling news stations to see if he has interviews scheduled. I think this is a bit too much and definitely stalker-like. I can't imagine having someone call different places, wanting to know where you are going to be and when. I feel kind of bad for him. I would think he would just want to go there, do what is required of him, and maybe get in some personal time to see the sites, without having to put on his camera face. Weenieworth, I think you need to invest in a better disguise. Perhaps you could wear a wig, maybe even a fake nose...a fake beard..or something...like one of those chubby suits.... If you want, I am sure us girlies here could help you find something...LOL.... Quote:
Yes, he would STARE at me in complete shock and horror over the massive ugliness that consists of the entirety of Candy. Candy looks like a cave-dwelling mutant who feeds off little monkey-faced babies and talks to tree branches because it thinks they talk back and thinks that went the wind blows and the leaves brush against its horrific face and body that it's foreplay...Candy looks like a pasty mush of marshmallow cream-puff pudding mixed...her hair is so long she looks like a serpent mutant psycho bitch with dangling worms crawling out of her head....she looks like a transsexual, ventriloquist troll with a melon for a head....she envies the soggy doggy poop pile clinging to the morning's damp grass....because even that is more appealing than she.....and when boot slides against pile...she cries out of loneliness because that's more action than she could ever get..and her eyes...AHHH, her eyes....they are but hallow sewer drains...LOL.
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itīs pity that you canīt go to the Europe...you deserve some relax.... btw today my classmate told me that we can go to Greece on holidays,so if everything would be alright,iīll be in Greece nearly whole holiday....on the one side,im looking forward for that,but at the same time i really hope that weīll have possibility to use internet there....i would miss you too hard... Quote:
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i donīt know if itīs worth it to comment this part of your post...i would say...itīs extremely funny,but itīs crap...i donīt believe you at all....
__________________ R.I.P. Kim Manners Charles Beard: "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." An Eskimo proverb: "Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy." | |||||||
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Hot guys? What are hot guys? I have never seen a hot guy nor have I even heard of one. What makes a guy hot? And why are there so many, like you say there are, in LA? I am not gay, just so you know. I am just a little strange, that's all...but I am not gay. I don't know. I suppose because it's really far from where I am. Also, it's kind of like a mini-world for outcasts and insecure people. They all seem to congregate there...and live their eccentric lifestyles....and wear funny clothes. I could go there and wear some wild, outrageous outfit....and deck my hair out with the wildest style and color...and more than likely I wouldn't get a second glance. It's sort of a place filled with the artsy struggling types...or at least maybe....Or you could try to sneak onto a movie set....and get a glimpse of it all...that might be interesting if you don't get caught...well, depending on what you are doing....You're right. There really isn't much there but a bunch of outcasts and wannabe celebrities...but aren't they at least interesting? So you want to go to South Carolina...but not my home state which is so nearby? NC has plains, mountains, swamps, larger cities, rural areas, the coast, a bunch of lakes....but..no...you want to go to SC...not NC.....*wink* Quote:
Yes, but I don't know how well my unexpected visit would be. It would have to be an unexpected visit because if I gave Calena notice, she would flee the country in an effort to avoid me. You make it sound so lovely, and now I am thinking about how the neat things I will be missing out on. This is one of the reasons why it would be great to live in Europe: For the most part, you don't have to travel as far to visit these places. Here, there is so much planning involved if you do it right and are one of those people who likes to be prepared. It would be so nice to live somewhere in Europe. Yes, we would miss you to bits, but I am sure you could check in every now and then. If not, then that's ok because we want you to enjoy the experience and have a really great time. Then, when you get back, you can tell us all about it. Quote:
Oh, Helps! She has you fooled, too! Don't you know she is not really innocent? She's says she's not that kind of woman, but really she is a vivacious turbo-sex addict waiting to unleash the fire within her...She is a sneaky one....she knows...she is waiting for him....she doesn't want us to know she knows because then we might try to ruin her plans....yes, she is so freaking amazing and hot....she will have him weak in the knees, crawling for her...but she can't have us there interfering....trying to ruin everything...so she plays dumb....like she doesn't even know Quote:
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Isn't South Carolina where Orry Maine's family in North and South was from? I really really really loved that show. I got the DVDs and rewatched the first part recently, but much to my disappointment the accent was not very prominent. If I ever was in SC I would definitley come it visit you, candy and insist that you show me Starbucks! And I would like to have a very very chocolate-y drink.
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If you think you should
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Dear Weenieworth, Candy is freaky mutant, yes she is; but she does have enough of a brain to know you are more than a penis....you are not Mikey.....and she knows not to believe what she sees in those pictures...because they are false....she knows things, you know.... Quote:
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Dear Weeniworth, Yes, I know my descriptions of myself are a bit of a turn-off.....but believe me when I say you should steer clear of this one...She will break your heart....you will feel like nothing when she is done with you...I, on the other hand, will always make you feel better...because I'm so nice.....because I am so giving....because I am CAndy
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everything what i wrote before i take back...Ok thatīs true,iīm not sexy as smiley and calena and sadly im not neither smart as candy...but hun...think about it...Iīm not crazy...Iīm psychically healthy....
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Nope, those dudes are not important. You are right. Quote:
It's not too exciting here, but maybe I am just saying this because I live here...I am here everyday. In the general location where I live, it's mostly rednecks and religious fanatics--which I don't really relate to....pretty closed-minded,too. Quote:
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So, you're in one of those moods today? Then why have you left..please share with the rest of us.....this could be fun.... Quote:
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whoosy....push....squeeeeeze....Oh, not that was a good one. How long do you think you will stay there? It must be nice to just get up and go...... Quote:
Hey, it wouldn't be so bad: remember you girlies are something special...you are those sexy little fire sirens no man can resist! With that being said, sure they would be startled, even scared when they see my mutant self appear in their bedrooms at night....they will, at first, think they are having some horrible nightmare..but then they will know much better. However, once I drop them off, in clear sight of you girlies, they will almost be thanking me....they will be so happy that I kidnapped them! Then you will all work your magic and just have a good time playing with them--your new boy toys. Ach, you will forget about him; I know you will. Heck, for awhile there it looked like some people already had. Quote:
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You are very smart and sneaky....and I...well, you should pull me out of this factoring....because those two are too much for me to conquer....I have tried laughter...wit.....thought-provoking....sap....affection...loyalty....bu...oh ...but...oh...oh no.....he is but a man....and brains do not matter, not that I really have any...but I do have something in my head...I am sure of this....I just don't know how much I have or what use it is....Ha! I am crazy.....that's why I am so freaking special....no one is like I
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Dear Mr. M Smiley really thinks these girls are painting a rather bad and untrue picture of Smiley on here..... The others... Calena, Candy and helps.... will do their upmost to tell you that Smiley is captivating.... funny ... and downright sexy... among many other things... but they are so wrong.... for Smiley is here to tell you the truth.... BTW.... Smiley is really missing PB.... Not so enamoured by the whole 'She who must not be named' making a possible return... but no matter, I'm sure I'll get over it.... Hey girls Where are ye all tonight.... I'm so bored I've been watching some idiot on the TV cover himself head to toe in cling film.... have no idea why Chat to ye all later Mr M Be good & Keep Smiling
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