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It's so hard for me to think about sharing you with anyone!!!!
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| It is a bit disturbing thinking about it, but they are starting much earlier nowadays....and believe me...I witnessed kids just as young sit down in front of a TV or thumb through a magazine, making the same comments you'd expect from a 21 year-old guy. But, hey, at least you plan on having the talk....I've seen parents think that giving their young son a porno video was a substitute of "the talk." This way, in their minds, they don't have to answer any of these questions...now that's stellar parenting.....are people that uncomfortable with talking about it... yea yea....You say you love me, but I think we all have our eyes on Calena...I've seen you two...you clearly have something going on....something I am clearly not involved in....lol |
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Seriously...he started off the conversation by saying... and I quote.... '' When I rub my weeweeman it stands up straight..... [with that he threw his hands up in the air to show this guy that he was not helping it to stand up in anyway].... and then.... when I leave my hands away from it for a bit [still keeping them up in the air] .... it goes back down!!!'' Why is that??? He asked over and over again!!!.... To which he then added.... ''You're a man... I think.... does yours do that as well when you rub it?????'' I swear..... If the ground could have just opened up there and then I would have gladly jumped into any hole there was!!! He just didn't let up for the next half hour..... And he said it so loud that everyone else around us were also aware of his little query!!!!! Eventually.... this guy did pacify him with a resolution to his query.... but not before I exploded with both shame and embarrassment!!! Not surprisingly... we never did do the trip out to the restaurant or indeed out in public again!!! Quote:
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| LMAO.....Oh my God....Now that's something I would have paid to see...but it is rather disturbing....6, you say he was?? Is that even possibly....God, I am so completely disturbed right now...I just don't feel comfortable. This, by far, beats the inquiries as to why Barbie doesn't have nipples...you know what, I am so disturbed I am not going to give other examples...I will wait a bit for that one...GAWD Quote:
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Ok picture the scene..... We are on bus.... [I choose to bus it into local mall... cause car parking is an absolute nightmare and it actually takes a shorter time to travel].... ok... we are on bus .. sitting down near back... we've just come out of church.... he's humming KumbahYah or something.... and I am just staring out of window miles away.... Ok so far.... yes of course it is..... But I haven't yet told you who we are sitting next to.... Again picture the scene.... A middle aged/older couple obvious staunch Christian with bibles in hands... also on way back from a church.... on one side of us.... and a group of young teenagers complete with ipods, MP3's a mouthful of bad language... and a load of attitude... sitting over in a huddle the other side of us.... Getting the picture??? Ok then.... Now the fun bit... Then AJ decides to start quoting verses of the bible to me at full voices.... his humming of Kum bah Yah or whatever.... has now started into a rousing effort to get others on board.... [including me]...and he starts into praying for everybody on the bus.... Well then... you of course get the Christian couple who are just lapping this up.... they think I am by far the very best mother they have ever seen in their entire lives.... to them.... he is like the second coming!!! Out comes their bibles.... and they all start into a prayer.... I am sitting there just dying a slow death..... smiling away.... like I know exactly what they are all on about!!!! Meanwhile..... you have the young group the other side who are by now taking the p*** big style.... Off go their MP3's etc.... hands go together in a praying motion.... and AJ and his new found friends take this as a conversion of sorts.... and continue preaching and praying for them!!! He opens up the book.... gives it to one of them and makes them read out something out of it.... I swear he does it on purpose .... so he can look better in the old ones eyes!!!! I sit there so bemused... cause this one little boy has them all nearly singing a hymn by the end of the journey!!!! And if by chance... he finishes his little 'sermon on the bus'.... early..... he has on occasions then turned around to me and asked me....''Tell me again.... How I came out your stomach''!!! LOL!!! Seriously.... you couldn't make this stuff up!!! Aaaahhhhh... I miss him this week.... he's doing ok in grans up in Scotland.... He rang me today... misses me, can't wait to get home.... It's tooo quiet around here!!! I'm so bored without him about here!!! The fridge is full too!!! And I swear I am suffering from Pokemon, Ben10 and Power Rangers withdrawal symptoms as I haven't had them on all week!!! Quote:
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| ^^^ Ahhh Lol!!! You're sooooooooo funny!!! I have trained him very well over the last few years.... you know... he does not set foot in someones house [on an initial visit] until he gives them a bunch of flowers or some chocs.... I don't want him turning out like your example either.... I'm too hard on him at times.... but because of that I don't worry about him!!! I do however worry about his overall future.... At the moment... he's only got me to answer all these questions for him.... I don't know the first thing about what it's like to be a young boy with hormones racing thru his system!!! That's what scares me.... not what he'll be like.... he's a mini me... he's not his dad!!!
__________________ ![]() MAY 14th-16th 2010, BIRMINGHAM, UK ASYLUM 4, HOUSES OF THE HOLY AND OCTOBER 30th - NOVEMBER 1st 2009, YORK, UK GHOSTFACERS - HELL HOUNDS CON RIP. MR. KIM MANNERS MANY THANKS FOR ALL x |
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| Hello Mr. M Just a quick hello! No news to tell you really.... Hope you have a really good weekend!! Be Happy and Keep Smiling Smiley
__________________ ![]() MAY 14th-16th 2010, BIRMINGHAM, UK ASYLUM 4, HOUSES OF THE HOLY AND OCTOBER 30th - NOVEMBER 1st 2009, YORK, UK GHOSTFACERS - HELL HOUNDS CON RIP. MR. KIM MANNERS MANY THANKS FOR ALL x |
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| | #1899 |
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| Smiley...it's ok. I am sure he will turn out fine....and you didn't scare me...it's just that this generation seems to grow up a lot quicker. I remember when I was young...about his age....and for the most part...kids didn't think about stuff like that. You didn't have 6...7..or 8 year old girls trying to dress like hookers...they weren't over sexualized......trying to mimic adult behavior...they were kids...played with their dolls..played dress up....wore pigtails...and boys....well....girls were icky and gross....and they were always off doing their own thing...getting rough in the schoolyard...getting their pants dirty...you didn't see them worrying about these things...as well as their image... at least not at that age.... So, you are back to talking to my man....umph...lol Weenieworth, Smiley meant to say we ALL hope you have a great weekend and bring that lovely smile back....you know we love it...candy loves it even more...it makes her warm and tingly inside and then....she smiles, too....see, it doesn't take much to make someone smile...so you start...go....smile...I'm waiting *wink* Last edited by candyrose : 02-22-2008 at 08:09 PM. |
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| | #1900 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Europe
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| Hey girls! I got a good night's sleep but am still exhausted. I fear I'm on the verge of getting ill. I will fight it off with an Aspirin! helps is ill, too, seems like some virus is going around in middle Europe! Just to make this clear: My bed is big enough for all 3 off us! (well, if we cuddle together, because I take up a lot of space, obviously). I have plenty of love to go around for the both of you and[ Went! lol, smiley AJ really rocks! You have never a boring minute with him!
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