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| | #1001 |
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| Oh, I wish it were just a dream....I swear to God this really happened. I'm going to be quite honest here: I do like older men....always have...but not sooo old I have to worry about them dropping dead on me! And, I also have to admit I am not used to this sort of attention...at least like most other women I know....so at first it was a bit flattering....I mean, I am not a "looker".......I'm pretty ****ing ugly, if you want the truth.....and I thought to myself....if he were just a few deacades younger, I might just drag him in the back, behind the rose bushes and crape myrtles.....we could really cause a commotion then...but, no, this man was a little too creepy for me.....first, he said he was married.....then he starts repeating words in different languages such as: bed, sex, single, horny, butt, pussy, and so on. And it wasn't like he was just saying them to me; it was more like do you know the word for this in French...in Spanish...and then telling me how to say it in this language while he continued to try and touch me and probe me about my own sex life. The poor man was old, he had a friggin cane in his cart....he had to lean on the buggie, and I swear he could barely bend....if it had been quieter there, I probably would have heard a succession of bones cracking as he moved this way and that...and it wasn't helf bad for an old man.....he wasn't some smelly old man with a beer gut, wearing a dirty flannel shirt...or one of those funny hats....he looked well kept, seemed well educated....had great grammar and vocabulary.....now that I think of it....he kinda dressed like the Weenieworth does at times, except his sleeves were rolled down...reminded me of this: ![]() |
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| | #1002 |
| Moderator ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bristol, England
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| Bloody hell!!!!!..... I wonder how many actual hours it took him to polish those shoes...... Wow!!! You could nearly see your reflection in them!!! Smiley's impressed.... she likes a man who looks after his shoes!!!!! LOL!! They are just gleaming!!!! Sorry to be repeating myself again.... But... where's the maths book to finish off this ensemble???? Taking eyes off Mr. M... for a moment.... God... I really hate those square designs you see in the background.... they're (or very similiar ones to them) on every wall of every restaurant or public building I've ever been too!!! Just trying to follow the lines on them gives me a right headache... cause that's what looking at them always seems to make me do!!!! LOL!!! See Candy.... start at one side... and try to make your way to other end.... bet you get lost!!! On plus side his outfit does blend in rather well with the design in the background!!!!!!
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| | #1003 |
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| They are rather shiny, aren't they? Surely he had some help with that...can't imagine him slaving for the perfect shine. Damn, maybe I should have taken that old man up on his offer, since his shoes were just as shiny.....dammit, what was I thinking?? |
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| | #1004 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Europe
Posts: 7,896
| Uh- Went in all his Khaki glory. Jeans and T-Shirt look sooooooooo much better on him. So to make up for torturing my eyes with all that horrible colour, please find a pic of Went that you haven't posted yet with Went dressed in jeans and blue T-Shirt, that's a least as big as the above "Khaki Glory in a Chinese restaurant" one (Ok, it probably isn't a chinese restaurant, if it was, the black line decos would have been golden.) Oh come on candy, you are not so desperate that you're regretting not having had sex with a very old married man whose heart wouldn't probably have been strong enough to do the deed anyway! And I don't believe you're ugly for a second!
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| | #1005 | |
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__________________ ![]() MAY 14th-16th 2010, BIRMINGHAM, UK ASYLUM 4, HOUSES OF THE HOLY AND OCTOBER 30th - NOVEMBER 1st 2009, YORK, UK GHOSTFACERS - HELL HOUNDS CON RIP. MR. KIM MANNERS MANY THANKS FOR ALL x | |
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| | #1006 | |
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| Hey, I had to show you an example of how the man was dressed....sure, we've seen plenty of Khaki on the Weenieworth...and the same shirt too...but remember he has a habit of wearing the same things over and over again....Look at the beenie...how long has he had that thing...the khakis are the same ones we always see him in....and those jeans he wore last month...I swear he wore the same ones three days in a row....and then there is the bucket hat....how many times have we seen him hiding behind the bucket hat....so, asking me to find a new picture is simply too much when they all look the same....Now, the Weenieworth could do Candy a favor and wear that sweater again...the one from the pic I posted a few weeks back....put some eyeglasses on....and wear that other hat again...then he could go out--in public--and let people take his picture so it will be on the internet where Candy can admire it and then post it on this forum.....While he's at it...since he doesn't wanted to give girlie a call...he could wear a shirt that says "I love CandyRose" on it.... I don't know, calena....I wouldn't necessarily call it desperate because he wasn't that bad...but he was married, old, and very perverted...I felt like I was being molested....and like I said before, I'm not soo used to that sort of treatment.....and don't get me started on what all is wrong with the way I look...the list is too long and I don't want to revert back to the way I used to be....you already know I am slender....that alone isn't too good...I really don't get it...yea, I'm slender....but I'm not THAT slender...I guess people just love talking about my weight for some reason Quote:
And that is not a smile on his face.....You know he's smiling when his ears are flopped out, like a little Dumbo baby.....that looks more like a "I taste ****" look he has on his face or a "shut the **** up you asshole" look on his face....he looks like he just wants to let someone have it, but can't because the cameras are a going Hey, you can sort of see through his shirt...Why is it so dark under there....God, it looks like he's hiding a blanket of chest hair under there...lol Reminds me of an ex I had....Lordy, the memories Let me just say this: Sex is a fun activity....it should be this way...and if not...at least filled with a little passion. When all is said and done, you should be allowed to roll over and just relax a little...go to sleep....get a frapp...smoke a cig....Well, I really couldn't do that with this dude. Why? Well, he was really hairy, and I don't mind that, really. However, the situation was soo severe that after sex, when I looked at myself, it often looked like I---candyrose--had grown a full blanket of chest hair!! This was not a pretty sight.....I began to wonder where my breasts were underneath all the hair.....I couldn't just brush it off, either....there was too much of it and his sweat acted like some sick adhesive that stuck those damn hairs to my body...they were going no where....I tried the always-helpful showers, but they never really worked well....there was always leftover hair sticking to my entire body and the drains got clogged very easily...My final solution was taking one of those lint rollers, you know...the ones who use to get lint or animal hairs off your clothing...basically it's a stick with a big roll of tape on it...you kind of roll it around and let the tape pick up the hairs...Can you imagine Candy taking one of these things and rolling it all over her naked body after sex--every time she has sex.....all the used up sheets of tape...my lordy....tried to think on the bright side and call it semi-erotic....like a mini massage all over my body...kind of like the roll thingys you use on your back or feet...but damn....it was just too much Last edited by Drama_Diva : 02-12-2008 at 03:37 PM. | |
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| | #1007 |
| Moderator ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bristol, England
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| Ach No..... I just admire a man who looks after his shoes!!!! Don't know why..... I have a thing for blokes shoes.... You can tell so much about a guy from his shoes!!!! LOL!!! Oh and do you know what Smiley likes even more...... the back of a guys feet.... his ankles.... from the back... especially when they wear a pair of blue denims with no socks!!! You can tell so much about a guys back strength and mobility by how he stands as he uses his ankles.... that's a true fact!!! LOL!!!... I've spent years.... observing them!!! Don't need to look at the front of the foot just the ankles..... that sets me right off!!!! ...... God.... I wonder if we can unearth a pic of his ankles... from the back??? LOL!!!
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| | #1008 |
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| Wow, that sounds really hot! As long as we don't get a view of the feet...don't want to see the toes...I hear all these sightings in which he was wearing denim or a pair of shorts....I would really love to see that...I want to see his legs Dammit, I am drooling now....god, why can't I just have a tiny bite |
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| | #1009 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Old Europe
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| I'm not a fan of chest hair, so if Went really had excessive chest hair there's one little thing that isn't perfect about him. That doesn't mean you 2 can have him! Whatever happened to your Dom addiction, candy? Are you neglecting him? lol, candy, brushing a boyfriends hair of your naked body with lint rollers sounds really annoying!
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| | #1010 |
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| Oh, come on...Calena, When did I say I was addicted to Dom.....you know who my love is reserved for.....as many posts as I have made about him, as many times as I have poured my heart and soul into my posts, it should be obvious, shouldn't it??? You always want to push me on the Dom....Why??? Am I that much of a competition that you don't want to battle it out, fight for the Weenieworth's affection?? Do you not think I would be suited for him....or doubt that I really love the man?? Wow, and I thought I had made myself clear...perhaps I should really bring it on...but god, my mind is soo tired....I can't keep up with my thougts enough to make a decent, well-written post about him...sure, I have my descriptions and my adjectives, but that doesn't mean I am writing well or creatively for him...and I must set my standards high since he is probably very critical of writing.... yes, it was annoying, but I tried to make the best of it.....put a little humor in it.....make it somewhat erotic...I guess....it really doesn't matter to me anyway....it's just a wad of hair...ok, that's underplaying it a bit.....his chest hair ws connected to his back hair.......it was all one big blanket...hell, on a few occasions it appeared that his chest hair, which was connected to his back hair, was also connected to his facial hair.....but love is love.....if Weenieworth has loads of chest hair....I still love him anyway....still sexy.....I can make the best of it....see, calena, I really do love him, chest hair and all.....and you can't have him! |
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