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__________________ ![]() Another great sig by helps! ( I love you! I am your devoted ZANY!) Check it out, my first blog entry ever, on Crazy_Buckets: http://thedailybucketsofcrazy.com/20...girl%E2%80%9D/ Take a look: http://rocksaltwarrior.com/ | |||
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Anyway, Smiley....you're investigative skills are paying off....We know see how far back his obsession for Khaki goes.....We could attribute it to the GW pilot, but I am inclined to believe this problem goes back to a much earlier stage in his life. Maybe that's why he audtioned for GW: He wanted to show the world how much he loved the khaki and for all to see him wear them well.....or not so well if you ask those who actually have eyes. Perhaps he is a devil worshipper, and khakis are one of the symbols of the devil--a symbol that only those in that small circle are privy to. This is why he wore the khaki and still does. He is attempting to draw out fellow worhshippers so they can congregate and resume proper worshopping practices..... I must contend that it is obvious how much he has improved....Sure, the khakis are an eye sore, but perhaps that's part of the pact he made with the devil...The devil gave him a pair of Khakis on year and said, "Wear these and success will be yours.....you will never again have to fight the paper jams of the crappy scanner....make copies of a single doument that reach the thousands....answers phones and fetch someone a coffee....a coffee you so desperately thirst for but are unable to taste because in just unprofessional." | |
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Oh, poor Weenieworth.......it's ok to cry...you can cry on my shoulder...hell, I'll cry with you | |
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Did you catch that GW episode? Seriously, the way he first came creeping up those stairs wearing all that creepy halloween 'I'm Dead' paint all over his face.... was chilling!!!! It even gave me goosebumps!!! And then..... I just looked and thought.... ah don't worry .... it's only lil Wentworth.... he's not scary!!! He's just a bit lost.... I wanted to shout down the TV..... 'Melinda .... Don't scream at him..... he'll only start crying again.... he's really soft'!!!! LOL!!! But thankfully, she only stood there... And when he went ...'Into the light'.... well how I cried along with him!!! LOL!!! He played the part of a grandad in it.... strictly speaking!!! And his wife was a granny ....LMAO!!! BTW....... I didn't quite get the reason why he seemed to have strange round patches of things that looked like they were living on the khaki material covering his rear end!!! hmmmm.... God, Candy..... You don't think it was the starting point of where the 'movable Sweat Stain' came from??????????? LMAO!!!
__________________ ![]() MAY 14th-16th 2010, BIRMINGHAM, UK ASYLUM 4, HOUSES OF THE HOLY AND OCTOBER 30th - NOVEMBER 1st 2009, YORK, UK GHOSTFACERS - HELL HOUNDS CON RIP. MR. KIM MANNERS MANY THANKS FOR ALL x | |
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| I guess it would be worth it. But one word to him about your gym sessions and he would be yours anyway.
__________________ ![]() Another great sig by helps! ( I love you! I am your devoted ZANY!) Check it out, my first blog entry ever, on Crazy_Buckets: http://thedailybucketsofcrazy.com/20...girl%E2%80%9D/ Take a look: http://rocksaltwarrior.com/ |
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| Holy crappers, poor Weenieworth.....got the swamp butt even in the early days.....I just don't get it...he doesn't have an ass...not that I am complaining...easier access, you know.....I wonder where else that stain has travelled...it pains me to think abou it......So we have khakis, sweat stains, and boobage....my god, what's next? Hey, I don't mind grand daddies so much....kinda hot, if you ask me...my god, old men are realy dirty and perverted too...I was getting some garden supplies at the local garden shop and one came up to me and started speaking french...he was a swedish man speaking french....all over me....touching my leg without my permission, asking me if I had a bikini....talking about the hair....talking about the teeth...and then had the nerve to say, "My goodness, you a sexy, tiny thing....I bet that pussy is tiny too." WTF!!!! WTF!!! Get the hell off me you old man who is married and speaking french and asking me what I would call myself if I were french and then moving along to the spanish asking me if I'm a senora or a senorite....WTF WTF |
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| Oh, like that's all I have to offer Calena.......I have soo much more to give...what about all the other acts I said I would perform....the ones no other will do??? And then there is kissing all his boo boo and rubbing his tummy when it aches....and did I mention backrubs.......and me making him Frapps every morning.....and he'd never make another fashion mistake again....and what about all the long talks..... |
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Now Candy... the stuff about the spanish Grandad... was that just in your dream.... seeing that you had such a sleep in this morning!!!!
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