Spoiler Font Stories

lost_grrl · 04-02-2008, 12:41 AM

We used to play this little game on the original Tailsection. Simple premise--tell a little story or anecdote using strategically placed spoiler font to make it appear as if your harmless story is inappropriate. No actual naughty stories--they just have to look like they might be if someone didn't bother to uncover the blacked out words. I'll start...

Last night my husband woke me up in the middle of the night and said he really wanted some onion rings. I wasn't particularly in the mood to go down stairs to make them, but sometimes a girl has gotta do things she doesn't want to to make her man happy, right? So I went down there and made some, then I gave my husband a plate full of them, pleasing him immensely. He remarked that he had never had better onion rings. I even had a few, which I very rarely do. Needless to say, I brushed my teeth before going back to sleep!

Gartism · 04-02-2008, 09:32 AM

Whoa...after reading that I needed to go smoke, if you know what I mean.

clueless1der · 04-03-2008, 07:44 AM

Are they meant to connect? (This is the BEST THREAD EVAH.) Hard to top that though. lol.

lost_grrl · 04-03-2008, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clueless1der

Are they meant to connect? (This is the BEST THREAD EVAH.) Hard to top that though. lol.

Nope! Just your own innocent little story made to appear filthy with the magic of spoiler font!

jimmy12345 · 04-03-2008, 02:20 PM

Jack walked into the hatch to see Kate fingering the 'execute' button, wondering what to do next. As she saw Jack, she looked up and said
"Jack, can you take a look at this...?" and she stood up, undid her pants and revealed large red rash on her thigh.

(I cba doing more, I'm sick

)

clueless1der · 04-03-2008, 07:59 PM

I had never gone golfing with a boy before. With girls, sure. There was less stress on the club, because girls instinctively know how best to grip it. I was so nervous that I thought I'd get a little practice on my swing before anyone saw me. I certainly don't mind practicing by myself, but it can be more fun with another person. Shame I had to pay him though. He was known far and wide in the golfing community for having the nicest set of clubs around. It was a nice size, easy to carry around. He certainly knew how to use it! He really knew how to use a nine iron, too. I figured that the money was worth it. He would make you stand there and watch him swing. Then, he'd have you just kind of lean over a little, bending just so. at the knee. Next, after come up behind you, and then, he'd put his hands on your hips to keep you in place. After that, he'd reach around and sort of guide your grip to where he wanted it. Then, with soft words of encouragement in your ear, you knew that you were almost ready to try it for yourself!

Truly, I can't think of a better way to spend a hot, sweaty afternoon.

04-02-2008, 12:41 AM	#1
lost_grrl Lost Administrator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Earth...I think Posts: 774	Spoiler Font Stories We used to play this little game on the original Tailsection. Simple premise--tell a little story or anecdote using strategically placed spoiler font to make it appear as if your harmless story is inappropriate. No actual naughty stories--they just have to look like they might be if someone didn't bother to uncover the blacked out words. I'll start... Last night my husband woke me up in the middle of the night and said he really wanted some onion rings. I wasn't particularly in the mood to go down stairs to make them, but sometimes a girl has gotta do things she doesn't want to to make her man happy, right? So I went down there and made some, then I gave my husband a plate full of them, pleasing him immensely. He remarked that he had never had better onion rings. I even had a few, which I very rarely do. Needless to say, I brushed my teeth before going back to sleep!

04-02-2008, 09:32 AM	#2
Gartism Moderator Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,590	Whoa...after reading that I needed to go smoke, if you know what I mean. __________________ -G Red...Neck...Man I dare you: http://www.myspace.com/ryangartley

04-03-2008, 02:20 PM	#5
jimmy12345 Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birmingham, England Posts: 1,035	Jack walked into the hatch to see Kate fingering the 'execute' button, wondering what to do next. As she saw Jack, she looked up and said "Jack, can you take a look at this...?" and she stood up, undid her pants and revealed large red rash on her thigh. (I cba doing more, I'm sick ) __________________ http://thelifeofjambonthenam.blogspot.com/ Anyone who wants a copy of the banner, linking to DocArzt's new spoiler site, to add to their sig, just PM me.

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04-03-2008, 07:44 AM	#3
clueless1der Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,474	Are they meant to connect? (This is the BEST THREAD EVAH.) Hard to top that though. lol.

04-03-2008, 07:59 PM	#6
clueless1der Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,474	I had never gone golfing with a boy before. With girls, sure. There was less stress on the club, because girls instinctively know how best to grip it. I was so nervous that I thought I'd get a little practice on my swing before anyone saw me. I certainly don't mind practicing by myself, but it can be more fun with another person. Shame I had to pay him though. He was known far and wide in the golfing community for having the nicest set of clubs around. It was a nice size, easy to carry around. He certainly knew how to use it! He really knew how to use a nine iron, too. I figured that the money was worth it. He would make you stand there and watch him swing. Then, he'd have you just kind of lean over a little, bending just so. at the knee. Next, after come up behind you, and then, he'd put his hands on your hips to keep you in place. After that, he'd reach around and sort of guide your grip to where he wanted it. Then, with soft words of encouragement in your ear, you knew that you were almost ready to try it for yourself! Truly, I can't think of a better way to spend a hot, sweaty afternoon.