Old 04-28-2008, 12:33 PM   #451
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JACK: We were caught in a net.
SAWYER: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
JACK: It means we got caught in a net.
SAWYER: Is that what they're calling it these days?

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Old 05-07-2008, 11:49 PM   #452
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"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

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Old 05-08-2008, 10:31 AM   #453
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"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery - I love that movie, that was one of the best lines Dr. Evil & Scott in therapy...


Man: I am the ****minator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Woman: And I am lucky lady?

Man: *****, you've been targeted for ****mination. Come with me if you want to live.

I *'ed out the names, so it isn't toooo easy, but still easy none the less...
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:54 PM   #454
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery - I love that movie, that was one of the best lines Dr. Evil & Scott in therapy...


Man: I am the ****minator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Woman: And I am lucky lady?

Man: *****, you've been targeted for ****mination. Come with me if you want to live.

I *'ed out the names, so it isn't toooo easy, but still easy none the less...
American Pie.

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Old 05-12-2008, 07:49 AM   #455
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Saw this again this weekend...a classic

1: Hey ump, how 'bout a warning?
2: Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed.
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:00 AM   #456
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Saw this again this weekend...a classic

1: Hey ump, how 'bout a warning?
2: Sure, kid. Watch out you don't get killed.


Field of Dreams. .... If you quote it they will come. Or just guess. Whatever.

q. p1 I ask for nothing!

p2 And you shall receive it... IN ABUNDANCE!
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Old 05-12-2008, 12:23 PM   #457
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p1 I ask for nothing!

p2 And you shall receive it... IN ABUNDANCE!
Rocky Horror Picture Show...
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P2: I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

P1: That's the C train!
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Too easy ... RHPS!

Oops -- Rwilson beat me to it ... but his is Daredevil (can't believe I paid to see that one)

Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Yep.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Most likely.
Bring it on.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:56 AM   #459
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Oops -- Rwilson beat me to it ... but his is Daredevil (can't believe I paid to see that one)
Not too bad for a rental comic book movie...
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Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Yep.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Most likely.
Bring it on.
Emperor's New Groove.... r we regressing Gart? I have kids at home at least I have an excuse....
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(( I haven't seen that one yet.
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