Old 05-07-2007, 11:21 AM   #11
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Person 1 : You have a great gift for rhyme.
Person 2: Yes, yes, some of the time.
The Princess Bride!

Who doesn't love that film?

Next...

Person 1: do you want your messages?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Person 2: *What*?
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:25 PM   #12
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Shaun of the Dead!

"He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!"
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:29 PM   #13
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Fright Night, bay bee.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:34 PM   #14
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Hmm.. gotta try harder to stump you guys I guess.

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"There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood."

"She's planting a pipe bomb?"

"Okay, two reasons."
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Old 05-07-2007, 10:06 PM   #15
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"Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."

[takes out a second gun] "I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Also from the same movie:

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You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:02 AM   #16
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The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Monty Python and the holy grail.......there's so many great quotes in Python films!

I've had to look up the quote Tails has posted....I'd never heard of it, so I'll not post the answer yet incase someone else know's it.
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Don't know Tailhook's "Planned Parenthood" one...but the others are DEFINITELY Tombstone (excellent movie to see if you own Surround Sound).

Anyone get the other before we go forward?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:30 PM   #18
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Don't know Tailhook's "Planned Parenthood" one...but the others are DEFINITELY Tombstone (excellent movie to see if you own Surround Sound).
Excellent movie even if you don't have surround sound :>

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Anyone get the other before we go forward?
Was flipping channels on cable and came across a movie from 2004 called Saved! a couple days ago. It was a satire of christian evangelicals that was pretty freaking funny and that quote from there made me laugh out loud. Look it up some time.
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O.K.....try this one,


"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

and from the same movie, the recurring line,

"I have to return some videotapes"
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ha ha...American Psycho!

Must be cuz I mentioned Christian Bale's The Machinist on another thread

Tough one:

Do you even care at all who I am? I mean, I could be the Antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos but unfortunately *those* are not the matters the male penis ponders.

Movie was dreadful but I bought the DVD for the deleted scene on the treadmill.
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