The Night before Xmas

[EatMore Boar]

A group effort from another board


T'was the night before Christmas and all over the island,
not a Tailie was stirring,
Not a rugrat was cryin'
The Others were nestled all snug in their town
Rousseau as usual just wandered around.
And Locke in his wheelchair and Kate in her 'cuffs
They dreamed of supply drops and DHARMA foodstuffs
Aaron was snuggled, so cute in his crib
Remembering Eko, and Ana, and Lib
The tarps were all hung from the trees with great care
Not knowing more Others soon would be there
When all of a sudden, the sound of gears grinding
Up in the sky, a fat guy was flying
On Pickett, On Benry, On Jacob & Zeke
On Juliet, Colleen, and Ones Who Don't Speak!
He made a low pass and then circled around
To see a huge "?" mapped out on the ground
In the jungle he saw an old ship
And landed to unload his cargo of gifts
For Locke a kidney, an electric shaver for Jack
Charlie a pack of guitar strings and crack
For Sun a Widmore Labs Home Pregnancy Test
Sawyer some condoms to have some safe sex
For Kate a pair of hand cuffs
Not cheap ones, the good stuff
For Sayid came a small shortwave radio kit
Claire got some diapers for baayybee ****
Nothing for Eko, Ana or Libby
Why bother, they're all dead like Radzinsky
For Desmond, a new flux capacitor kit
While ol' Bernard got a comfy chair, where he can sit
Some Charmin for Paolo
Acting lessons for Nikki
Getting off the island just might be tricky
He placed the presents with care
Don't wanna be food for no polar bear...
He headed out while still alive
On a heading of three-two-five
As He took off, he removed his fake beard
And yelled "If the ratings are good, I'll be back next year!"

That was really clever. I wouldn't have been able to come up with something like that. Who ever came up with that has a lot of time and no life but it was still really cool lol.