Tom Cruise Sucks - Page 11

theactordavid · 08-14-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by viva

I see your training is really paying off...

I want to see Tom Cruise is a celebrity death match with his own ego... who would win???

Assuming it would be a tie, they'd both be dead and we'd all win.

Let it be so.

Now, drinks anyone?

viva · 08-14-2006, 04:08 PM

You are right! I'll take a Rita on the rocks, no salt. And add a splash of Cointreau.

elleagwire · 10-12-2006, 02:45 AM

hear out! Some very important info...he he he...

If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last. (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 197

Guy is really....hmmm something !!! eeeeyyyyowwwww...

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viva · 10-12-2006, 09:38 PM

Tom takes yucky to new levels...

elleagwire · 10-16-2006, 02:17 AM

And so tom cruise sucks...

"A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sl*ts and a queer.""

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stephsmith · 11-23-2006, 07:57 PM

I agree, Tom Cruise sucks. But I hope you guys had a change of heart about watching MI:III. It's the greatest action movie I have ever seen because, as you know, JJ Abrams is the man.

viva · 11-30-2006, 10:01 PM

Soory dear, I'll never watch MI3. Never. He is a wanker and now with his impending marriage he really creeps me out!

Since I have not said this in a while:

I hate Tom Cruise!

theactordavid · 12-01-2006, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stephsmith

I agree, Tom Cruise sucks. But I hope you guys had a change of heart about watching MI:III. It's the greatest action movie I have ever seen because, as you know, JJ Abrams is the man.

Well, you obviously need to renew your BlockBuster membership and take out some more movies.

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stephsmith Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: B'ham, Alabama Posts: 18	I agree, Tom Cruise sucks. But I hope you guys had a change of heart about watching MI:III. It's the greatest action movie I have ever seen because, as you know, JJ Abrams is the man. __________________ Hear The 3 Heroes Podcast at www.3heroes.net.

11-30-2006, 10:01 PM	#107
viva Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 963	Soory dear, I'll never watch MI3. Never. He is a wanker and now with his impending marriage he really creeps me out! Since I have not said this in a while: I hate Tom Cruise! __________________ you're where you should be all the time theactordavid's number one fan always -- RIP

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08-14-2006, 04:08 PM	#102
viva Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 963	You are right! I'll take a Rita on the rocks, no salt. And add a splash of Cointreau.

10-12-2006, 02:45 AM	#103
elleagwire Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 22	hear out! Some very important info...he he he... If Cruise and Katie Holmes wed, each of his wives will have been eleven years younger than the last. (Mimi Rogers, b. 1956; Nicole Kidman, b. 1967; Katie Holmes, b. 197 Guy is really....hmmm something !!! eeeeyyyyowwwww... Elle Mayson _____________________________________ to incorporate a business insurance quotes life consolidate debt

10-16-2006, 02:17 AM	#105
elleagwire Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 22	And so tom cruise sucks... "A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sl*ts and a queer."" Elle Mayson ____________________________ cheap term life insurance car accident lawyers new york cheap car insurance quotes