funny story

touzoku · 07-14-2009, 02:03 PM

well since no one seems to be posting anything i figured i would waste some time by posting this funny story.

Four months ago we hired a second help desk guy, he sits next to me and for the last 3.5 months I have had to listen to his music. You see he brought some speakers from home and listens to music all day long, constantly stops songs in the middle of them, changes them and worst of all i hate his taste in music.

The company rule is no speakers, only headphones, i bought him headphones and gave them to him, he wont use them, i asked him to turn his music off when im here he wont.

First i complained to the low ranking manager, followed the chain up to the hr guy who said last week he was going to take care of it in 2 days, yeah right.

a week later i just got fed up with this @#$#@ so i brought a hammer from home and put it in my desk. Then when dumbass came to work and turned his music on i asked him to turn it off, he refused, i told him you know your breaking the rules, he said he didnt care

i pulled the hammer out of my drawer and proceeded to pound his 7.1 speakers into little pieces right in front of him, i think he was about to start crying LOL

I'm now waiting for my "meeting" with the boss, im sure hes probally worried about me bringing a hammer to work and stuff. i would never hit this idiot over this but it was fun smashing his speakers.

sugarnuts · 07-15-2009, 08:08 PM

lol you gotta do what you gotta do...

what kind of music was he blasting?

g8rfan · 07-15-2009, 08:10 PM

Way to go Touz!

touzoku · 07-17-2009, 03:32 PM

just got back from suspension

he would just listen to 25% of one song then stop it and change it to another song, or start a song turn it up and walk away, i really wanted to punch his face in to be honest.

then the final straw was when i walked in and happy happy joy joy was playing, i snapped.

franksBBQsauce · 07-20-2009, 10:45 AM

The Geek Across The Street From Me Lays Back In A Chaise Lounge On His Porch And Blasts Death Metal(norwegian No Less) All Day

sugarnuts · 07-20-2009, 06:25 PM

lol BBQ that reminds me of a neighbor i had about 2 years ago. I don't know if any of you guys listen to Eminem but this kid would blast the song 'Kim' for hour long runs, just repeating it as soon as it was over. Now, in case you're not familiar with the song, it's basically Eminem screaming at his wife about killing her cause shes a bitch. and when i say screaming, i dont mean rapping loudly, i mean screaming.

touzoku · 07-21-2009, 01:01 PM

i just found out that im attending some sort of "meeting" including the department i work in and the Hr people. Apparently we are going to do some sort of personality test and team building excersizes, lol.

i did some spy work they are going to do a color test to determine our personality im planning on sabotaging it by not selecting any of the answers i would normally pick

should be fun

g8rfan · 07-23-2009, 06:00 AM

Tell them you see dead people.

sugarnuts · 07-24-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Tell them you see dead people.

LOL. Better yet tell them you're from the future and that they have to bury it. When they ask what "it" is, flip em the bird.

g8rfan · 07-25-2009, 06:29 AM

And be sure to end the meeting with "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

07-14-2009, 02:03 PM	#1
touzoku Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 334	funny story well since no one seems to be posting anything i figured i would waste some time by posting this funny story. Four months ago we hired a second help desk guy, he sits next to me and for the last 3.5 months I have had to listen to his music. You see he brought some speakers from home and listens to music all day long, constantly stops songs in the middle of them, changes them and worst of all i hate his taste in music. The company rule is no speakers, only headphones, i bought him headphones and gave them to him, he wont use them, i asked him to turn his music off when im here he wont. First i complained to the low ranking manager, followed the chain up to the hr guy who said last week he was going to take care of it in 2 days, yeah right. a week later i just got fed up with this @#$#@ so i brought a hammer from home and put it in my desk. Then when dumbass came to work and turned his music on i asked him to turn it off, he refused, i told him you know your breaking the rules, he said he didnt care i pulled the hammer out of my drawer and proceeded to pound his 7.1 speakers into little pieces right in front of him, i think he was about to start crying LOL I'm now waiting for my "meeting" with the boss, im sure hes probally worried about me bringing a hammer to work and stuff. i would never hit this idiot over this but it was fun smashing his speakers.

07-17-2009, 03:32 PM	#4
touzoku Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 334	reply just got back from suspension he would just listen to 25% of one song then stop it and change it to another song, or start a song turn it up and walk away, i really wanted to punch his face in to be honest. then the final straw was when i walked in and happy happy joy joy was playing, i snapped.

07-21-2009, 01:01 PM	#7
touzoku Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 334	reply i just found out that im attending some sort of "meeting" including the department i work in and the Hr people. Apparently we are going to do some sort of personality test and team building excersizes, lol. i did some spy work they are going to do a color test to determine our personality im planning on sabotaging it by not selecting any of the answers i would normally pick should be fun

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07-15-2009, 08:08 PM	#2
sugarnuts Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SD Posts: 671	lol you gotta do what you gotta do... what kind of music was he blasting?

07-15-2009, 08:10 PM	#3
g8rfan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 159	Way to go Touz!

07-20-2009, 10:45 AM	#5
franksBBQsauce Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Cleveland,Ohio Posts: 1	The Geek Across The Street From Me Lays Back In A Chaise Lounge On His Porch And Blasts Death Metal(norwegian No Less) All Day

07-20-2009, 06:25 PM	#6
sugarnuts Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SD Posts: 671	lol BBQ that reminds me of a neighbor i had about 2 years ago. I don't know if any of you guys listen to Eminem but this kid would blast the song 'Kim' for hour long runs, just repeating it as soon as it was over. Now, in case you're not familiar with the song, it's basically Eminem screaming at his wife about killing her cause shes a bitch. and when i say screaming, i dont mean rapping loudly, i mean screaming.

07-23-2009, 06:00 AM	#8
g8rfan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 159	Tell them you see dead people.

07-25-2009, 06:29 AM	#10
g8rfan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 159	And be sure to end the meeting with "Don't tell me what I can't do!"