The True Game-Changer (DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED)

newportnews · 05-18-2007, 11:45 AM

Naomi's boat arrives on the island and instead of Penny walking out it is...

RONALD MCDONALD

He had used his vast resources to track down Hurley -- knowing that he had $150 million dollars to burn and no use for it on the island.

Hurley buys up 25 Mcdonald's Franchises and puts them all over the island.

And as everyone knows -- a war has never been fought netween two countries with Mcdonald's -- the opening of a
Mcdonald's on the beach and in Otherville leads to a stop in the tension.

New marketing slogans such as "Electromagnetic Energy makes the fries crispier", "Smokie loves our new McBLT" and "Jacob needs helps finishing our Double Quarter Pounder" -- makes the island McD's an instant success.

The final scene of the season is Hurley, Ben, Jack and Kate pounding some Big Macs and Fries -- all happy together.

As Jack finishes the final swig of his drink, he turns to Kate and says -- "That was delicious -- WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

Boom

LOST

05-18-2007, 03:04 PM

So very funny. I'm still laughing. I can see the Dharma van's going through the drive through at McDonald's for the McMunchies after Locke's drug trips. After all Cheech is Hurley's dad

SunSpot · 05-18-2007, 06:02 PM

Ronald McDharma ?
Mayor McOther?
Smoke burglar?
"Namaste Meals" for the kiddies? (complete with plastic "Flashback viewer")

Could be marketing genius!

LostHappy · 05-21-2007, 05:49 PM

Dude

that would be suhwheet

05-18-2007, 11:45 AM	#1
newportnews Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 12	The True Game-Changer (DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED) Naomi's boat arrives on the island and instead of Penny walking out it is... RONALD MCDONALD He had used his vast resources to track down Hurley -- knowing that he had $150 million dollars to burn and no use for it on the island. Hurley buys up 25 Mcdonald's Franchises and puts them all over the island. And as everyone knows -- a war has never been fought netween two countries with Mcdonald's -- the opening of a Mcdonald's on the beach and in Otherville leads to a stop in the tension. New marketing slogans such as "Electromagnetic Energy makes the fries crispier", "Smokie loves our new McBLT" and "Jacob needs helps finishing our Double Quarter Pounder" -- makes the island McD's an instant success. The final scene of the season is Hurley, Ben, Jack and Kate pounding some Big Macs and Fries -- all happy together. As Jack finishes the final swig of his drink, he turns to Kate and says -- "That was delicious -- WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" Boom LOST

05-18-2007, 06:02 PM	#3
SunSpot Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lost in Sunny Florida Posts: 326	Ronald McDharma ? Mayor McOther? Smoke burglar? "Namaste Meals" for the kiddies? (complete with plastic "Flashback viewer") Could be marketing genius! __________________ The weather is here....... wish you were beautifull !!

05-21-2007, 05:49 PM	#4
LostHappy Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10	Dude that would be suhwheet __________________ Save us baby brothah

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05-18-2007, 03:04 PM	#2
hlyons Posts: n/a	So very funny. I'm still laughing. I can see the Dharma van's going through the drive through at McDonald's for the McMunchies after Locke's drug trips. After all Cheech is Hurley's dad