Big!! Spoiler

[sniperkiller]

1. On Lost, we find out that the leader of the Others (aka Him) is Jack's father. Yes, he's alive. And turns out, he's also Locke's brother. Meanwhile, there will indeed be two deaths before the season ends. Don't read if you don't want to know! In a bloody standoff between the Losties and the Others in the season finale, two characters we know and love are killed by Henry Gale: Locke and Charlie.
2. On Grey's Anatomy, the bisexual character is none other than our beloved George (T.R. Knight). In the season finale, a professor he once dated in college shows up at Seattle Grace, and we discover that Meredith was once involved with him. David Hasselhoff is in final talks to play the role.
3. On Alias, Will is revealed as a baddie, and he kills Spy Daddy (Victor Garber) in the series finale. A distraught Sydney quits the espionage world for good.
4. On Prison Break, the boys do break out, but one of the main characters does not make it. During the escape, T-Bag suffers an eye injury and loses the ability to wink.
5. On Supernatural, the boys discover a hellmouth that has frozen over.
6. On 24, Jack Bauer is kidnapped and forced to partake in an evil experiment in which monkeys fly out of his butt.
7. A certain TV diva ducks for cover as she tells you ...April Fools'!



orry! I just couldn't resist another year of Stamos-esque fun, so I delayed the column to this, the first day of April. I know--you hate me. Your only course of action is to send this column to everyone you know and rev up my page turns as the ultimate revenge!
Just to be clear, none of the above statements is true in any way...except, hmmm, upon further examination, I can tell you that two of the statements above are indeed true--seriously.

what you think of that? you think the lost one might be true? haha

anyway this is said as well

Anyway, to make up for the heart damage you've likely suffered, I'm offering up some real scoop from the man who knows everything about Lost: Executive Producer (and my personal hero) Damon Lindelof. (See, aren't you glad I'm still on good behavior so we can get the goods from people like him? Thought so!)

Lost Rocks My World! Okay, so this isn't exactly news. But how mind-blowingly fantastic was this week's ep? I had goose bumps on top of goose bumps on top of Sawyer (wait, that was a dream), especially the discovery of that map on the hatch door! "The beauty of it is, the door goes back up and [Locke] can't access the thing anymore, so for the next two episodes, he's just trying to remember what it is he saw," Damon revealed. "It's such a huge piece of 'Wait a minute!' in sort of the spirit of Locke as a man of faith being given instructions from the island. This thing that only he can see."
Turns out that supercool black-light reveal is a major plot point that carries on through the rest of the season. "Oh yeah, big time," Damon said. "I mean, it plays huge in the finale, and even in episodes 21 through 24. Twenty-one is an episode that is very much on the sort of fundamental axis of that map, and it's a Locke and Eko story, which is going to be awesome. [Executive Producer] Carlton [Cuse] and I wrote it. That episode is just called '?' because that is the symbol Locke remembers from the map."

[Oli]

I think it's April 1st......

[Oli]

Sorry!! Would have been a cool find otherwise

[IgotTheGameOnLocke]

Boo This Man!!!! Boooooo!!!!

so that what this is all about huh? dharma is really tring to understand the mysteries of poo that have elluded us for so long. why didn't i see it before.

lame.

i when people do this

[pb_docarzt]

[sniperkiller]

what you think then?

[RiverTheBald]

Originally Posted by sniperkiller

what you think of that? you think the lost one might be true? haha

anyway this is said as well

What do I think? I think that the ones about Prison Break and #7 are true.

Thank you for posting the spoilers here though, it was a good find.

And Doc, I love that, that's too funny.

[sniperkiller]

T-Bag suffers an eye injury and loses the ability to wink.

is that a joke?