Things that should be against the law

PGallagher69 · 07-05-2006, 09:14 AM

I've decided, my list of things that need to be against the law is getting too big...

So I'll create a thread for them instead!

Feel free to add your own suggestions!

Things that should be against the law...3rd August 2006

Amerleiber
Chunky 13 Year Olds With Muffin Tops - Parents need to monitor these chunky Girls wardrobes
Dump trucks on 2 lane roads - They drive like maniacs and I almost die everyday I go to work.
Working the day after a holiday - We're always tired after holidays!
Not replacing toilet roll and other paper products

AveMusic
The Mullet, and worse, the 'trendy mullet'
Handlebar moustaches - Unless your name is Earl, or Lemmy
Wearing socks AND sandals
Men's smelly feet
Fungal nail infections
Hairy feet
Biting ones own crusty toenails
Supermarket queues - Especially ones in Ikea
Old people driving - Especially on sundays
Boy Racers - Chavs who pimp up their rides
Farting in lifts - Yuck...smelly!

Cari
Reminding teachers that they haven't assigned any homework - You're not LISA SIMPSON!

Cholex
4 Year olds In movie theatres - They can't sit quietly through a film!
Using mobile phones in movie theatres - Especially as walkie talkies
Abercrombie and Fitch - Another Terrible store
To not refill the coffee pot in the office- Especially if you're the one who takes the last cup
To Not wipe up your own coffee spills - Don't be so lazy!
Talking to people who are busy doing Yard Work! - Get a life and bother somebody else!
Talking to someone while they are trying to post a message on a message board! - Quiet!
Leaners with bad breath - Heard of Tooth Paste or Chewing Gum????

DarkHorse
Non-stop talkers - Sensless chit chat, their victim is transforming into a glass eyed zombie from boredom.
Professional athletes that go on strike for more money - Pay nurses MORE!
Not knowing what to order at the drive through window
Slow driving and confused old folks that run errands at 8am, lunch and 5pm traffic
Talking to someone while they are watching TV - Shhhhhhhhhh!
Telling someone what to say, when they are talking to someone else - My convo, no yours!
Flying things that poop in your drinks - Or indeed anywhere on your person!

Detective_X
Hollister - A terrible place to shop
Bad Sushi - For some All Sushi!
Not Eating... Escargo
Not Eating... Sushi
Not Eating... Crocodile
Not Eating... Mac' n' cheese w/ ketchup

DigitalSpector
Snoring - Save a life. Please. Don't. Do. It.
Spandex - It's a priviledge, not a right
Dust - It's dead people
Mowing the grass - Invent grass that stops growing at the correct height
In-grown Hairs - Espeically Eye Lashes.... ouch!
Toe nail clippers - These are hard to use, even harder left handed!
Sun Burn - We should all be able to tan... easiliy.... without pain!
Clowns - Steven King destroyed our innocence.

ElleLovesLost
Britney and Kevin - Urghhhhh Trailer trash! and Darkhorse agrees!
Telemarketers - Leave them hanging for ages, serves them right!
Slow pedestrians blocking the way - Run them over if needs be!

FluffyHorse
Split Estates - Selling or leasing mineral rights out from under the surface rights owner
Simi Truck drivers who tail gate or fail to cover their loads
Blue Eye Makeup
Big Hair - But only like marge simpson or big boofs! Not curly Hair
Facial hair on women - A problem, but can be managed
Women who wear ball caps with bows in their hair - All the time
Men walk around without a shirt - Chest rug on display
Not Flushing - We don't need to see your logs!
Leaving dirty Diapers in car lots - Urghhhhhh!
Parents who let kids run around without diapers on - Pooh everywhere surely!
Taking up more than one parking space
Sticking gum under picninc tables - Or under any consealed surface!
Big men who take toys away from cool kids - Awwwww... Just plain nasty that!
Belly rings on really overweight people - Use a mirror, just USE A MIRROR!
Pants with words on the butt - Their arses eat their own words!

Frand1118
Snooty People - Why be stuck up, you're no better than me!

HTID
National Accident Helpline adverts and the like
Connection drops on wireless routers
Spyware/Adware/Malware
Loud foriegn tourists
Chavs playing their songs on their mobiles in public - That's what headphones for
Smoking - Quit!!!!
Muscles aching after excersise - It should be painless!!!
Chavs - The plague of the English nation
Hangovers - Who invented these, they need shooting!

Hugos_brother
$100 Hamburgers and those who eat them - The "See food and eat it diet" doesn't work!
Days that aren't long enough - And weekends aren't long enough either!
Birds that attack your reproductive organs - Wait... What? Ouch?!?!?!

Ivanka
Stepping off an escalator and just stopping. Whilst talking on cell phones.

Jwester
Noisy Tenneagers in movies theatres - They talk all the way through
Posers - yuck, don't look at us like we're scum thankyou! Go out and get a real life instead!

Kloos78
Kids with dirty faces at school - What are the parents thinking
Kindergartners With MoHawks - Unless from native indian descent
Parents who share a bottle of hair dye with their children - Chavs again!
First grade boys with "highlights" in their hair. - Unless they are in Boy Bands
Belly shirts, miniskirts, and low rise jeans for anyone under the age of 15.
Grotesquely obese children - Make them go on an exercise/diet plan.

MiNiMisFit
Mis-treating babies - Aww, poor babies!

OutCold04
Bikinis without a Weight Limit
Speedos
Yardwork at unearthly hours - Let us sleep!

Parothead1974
Interviewing the dumbest, least-clothes wearing individual after a tornado - Brush your tooth!

PGallagher69
Walls that about take your leg off - Owwwww.... it hurts!
The time difference - 8 or so hours, surely this can be sorted out!
Work - We should all get paid for chatting, and get bonuses for watching Lost! - Death Penalty!
Hurricains - Pull over Mr. hurricane. You were speeding, please put down the cow.
Hold music - WHO WROTE THAT STUFF??????? Make them eat soap!

Poopaphone
Whiney or depressed rock stars - They're living the dream... Enjoy It!
Hanging the toilet roll so that it hangs under the roll and not over
Minivans in the fast lane - Unless they are stolen

Professor
Muffin Tops - But only overgrown ones
Reality TV - Boring, we don't need to watch somebody sleep
Restricting access to this site from any given place of work. - We need to chat!
Talking to someone while they are reading! - I'm busy here!
Wearing clothes with incorrectly orientated lines! - Horizontal makes you like wider!

SoniagWheeler
Too Much Men's cologne and women's perfume - Needs over usage alarm
Low Rise Jeans witout first mesauring the person - Add a dressing room nazi to veto purchases
Moose Knuckles - Urgghhhh yuck!
Not Eating... Eggs and tobasco
Nosedivers - All pople in white vans etc etc
Non Standard Measurements - Space craft crash, people could die!!!

TheActorDavid
All things 'Brangifer' - Brad, Angelina, Jennifer...and all celebrity Uni-Names! How annoying!

It's down to you guys now, let's get these law's passed so our world can be a happier place!

soniagwheeler · 07-05-2006, 09:23 AM

men's cologne and women's perfume.

it needs to come with an overusage alarm and a built in water hose.

otherwise fines should be imposed for obnoxious quantities used in small spaces.

outcold04 · 07-05-2006, 09:28 AM

I think there should be weight limits on bikinis and speedos should be outlawed entirely.

Also, let's do away with straight parking spaces.

soniagwheeler · 07-05-2006, 09:30 AM

QUOTE]I think there should be weight limits on bikinis and speedos should be outlawed entirely. [/quote]

i second that and add: women should be measured and monitored before being allowed to buy ultra low rise jeans. there needs to be a dressing room nazi to veto those purchases.

Uncle Pasto · 07-05-2006, 09:45 AM

Just because spandex comes in extra large, that doesn't mean you should wear it. 'nuff said

Fluffyhorse · 07-05-2006, 11:36 AM

SPLIT ESTATES

The ability to sell or lease the mineral rights right out from under the surface rights owner.....

If you live in Texas then you know what Im talking about.

The next one is a law its just not enforced

Simi Truck drives who tail gate or fail to cover there loads...... this one should call for a very large bar of soap

htid · 07-07-2006, 05:38 AM

CHAVS (one for the english people)

Poopaphone · 07-07-2006, 06:29 AM

The misfit and "Avery is super hot" posts. Neither make much sense.

EllelovesLOST · 07-07-2006, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopaphone

The misfit and "Avery is super hot" posts. Neither make much sense.

Are you serious?

jwester · 07-07-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poopaphone

The misfit and "Avery is super hot" posts. Neither make much sense.

*poops on Poopaphone again*

Where can this thread be found???

07-05-2006, 09:14 AM	#1
PGallagher69 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 363	Things that should be against the law I've decided, my list of things that need to be against the law is getting too big... So I'll create a thread for them instead! Feel free to add your own suggestions! Things that should be against the law...3rd August 2006 Amerleiber Chunky 13 Year Olds With Muffin Tops - Parents need to monitor these chunky Girls wardrobes Dump trucks on 2 lane roads - They drive like maniacs and I almost die everyday I go to work. Working the day after a holiday - We're always tired after holidays! Not replacing toilet roll and other paper products AveMusic The Mullet, and worse, the 'trendy mullet' Handlebar moustaches - Unless your name is Earl, or Lemmy Wearing socks AND sandals Men's smelly feet Fungal nail infections Hairy feet Biting ones own crusty toenails Supermarket queues - Especially ones in Ikea Old people driving - Especially on sundays Boy Racers - Chavs who pimp up their rides Farting in lifts - Yuck...smelly! Cari Reminding teachers that they haven't assigned any homework - You're not LISA SIMPSON! Cholex 4 Year olds In movie theatres - They can't sit quietly through a film! Using mobile phones in movie theatres - Especially as walkie talkies Abercrombie and Fitch - Another Terrible store To not refill the coffee pot in the office- Especially if you're the one who takes the last cup To Not wipe up your own coffee spills - Don't be so lazy! Talking to people who are busy doing Yard Work! - Get a life and bother somebody else! Talking to someone while they are trying to post a message on a message board! - Quiet! Leaners with bad breath - Heard of Tooth Paste or Chewing Gum???? DarkHorse Non-stop talkers - Sensless chit chat, their victim is transforming into a glass eyed zombie from boredom. Professional athletes that go on strike for more money - Pay nurses MORE! Not knowing what to order at the drive through window Slow driving and confused old folks that run errands at 8am, lunch and 5pm traffic Talking to someone while they are watching TV - Shhhhhhhhhh! Telling someone what to say, when they are talking to someone else - My convo, no yours! Flying things that poop in your drinks - Or indeed anywhere on your person! Detective_X Hollister - A terrible place to shop Bad Sushi - For some All Sushi! Not Eating... Escargo Not Eating... Sushi Not Eating... Crocodile Not Eating... Mac' n' cheese w/ ketchup DigitalSpector Snoring - Save a life. Please. Don't. Do. It. Spandex - It's a priviledge, not a right Dust - It's dead people Mowing the grass - Invent grass that stops growing at the correct height In-grown Hairs - Espeically Eye Lashes.... ouch! Toe nail clippers - These are hard to use, even harder left handed! Sun Burn - We should all be able to tan... easiliy.... without pain! Clowns - Steven King destroyed our innocence. ElleLovesLost Britney and Kevin - Urghhhhh Trailer trash! and Darkhorse agrees! Telemarketers - Leave them hanging for ages, serves them right! Slow pedestrians blocking the way - Run them over if needs be! FluffyHorse Split Estates - Selling or leasing mineral rights out from under the surface rights owner Simi Truck drivers who tail gate or fail to cover their loads Blue Eye Makeup Big Hair - But only like marge simpson or big boofs! Not curly Hair Facial hair on women - A problem, but can be managed Women who wear ball caps with bows in their hair - All the time Men walk around without a shirt - Chest rug on display Not Flushing - We don't need to see your logs! Leaving dirty Diapers in car lots - Urghhhhhh! Parents who let kids run around without diapers on - Pooh everywhere surely! Taking up more than one parking space Sticking gum under picninc tables - Or under any consealed surface! Big men who take toys away from cool kids - Awwwww... Just plain nasty that! Belly rings on really overweight people - Use a mirror, just USE A MIRROR! Pants with words on the butt - Their arses eat their own words! Frand1118 Snooty People - Why be stuck up, you're no better than me! HTID National Accident Helpline adverts and the like Connection drops on wireless routers Spyware/Adware/Malware Loud foriegn tourists Chavs playing their songs on their mobiles in public - That's what headphones for Smoking - Quit!!!! Muscles aching after excersise - It should be painless!!! Chavs - The plague of the English nation Hangovers - Who invented these, they need shooting! Hugos_brother $100 Hamburgers and those who eat them - The "See food and eat it diet" doesn't work! Days that aren't long enough - And weekends aren't long enough either! Birds that attack your reproductive organs - Wait... What? Ouch?!?!?! Ivanka Stepping off an escalator and just stopping. Whilst talking on cell phones. Jwester Noisy Tenneagers in movies theatres - They talk all the way through Posers - yuck, don't look at us like we're scum thankyou! Go out and get a real life instead! Kloos78 Kids with dirty faces at school - What are the parents thinking Kindergartners With MoHawks - Unless from native indian descent Parents who share a bottle of hair dye with their children - Chavs again! First grade boys with "highlights" in their hair. - Unless they are in Boy Bands Belly shirts, miniskirts, and low rise jeans for anyone under the age of 15. Grotesquely obese children - Make them go on an exercise/diet plan. MiNiMisFit Mis-treating babies - Aww, poor babies! OutCold04 Bikinis without a Weight Limit Speedos Yardwork at unearthly hours - Let us sleep! Parothead1974 Interviewing the dumbest, least-clothes wearing individual after a tornado - Brush your tooth! PGallagher69 Walls that about take your leg off - Owwwww.... it hurts! The time difference - 8 or so hours, surely this can be sorted out! Work - We should all get paid for chatting, and get bonuses for watching Lost! - Death Penalty! Hurricains - Pull over Mr. hurricane. You were speeding, please put down the cow. Hold music - WHO WROTE THAT STUFF??????? Make them eat soap! Poopaphone Whiney or depressed rock stars - They're living the dream... Enjoy It! Hanging the toilet roll so that it hangs under the roll and not over Minivans in the fast lane - Unless they are stolen Professor Muffin Tops - But only overgrown ones Reality TV - Boring, we don't need to watch somebody sleep Restricting access to this site from any given place of work. - We need to chat! Talking to someone while they are reading! - I'm busy here! Wearing clothes with incorrectly orientated lines! - Horizontal makes you like wider! SoniagWheeler Too Much Men's cologne and women's perfume - Needs over usage alarm Low Rise Jeans witout first mesauring the person - Add a dressing room nazi to veto purchases Moose Knuckles - Urgghhhh yuck! Not Eating... Eggs and tobasco Nosedivers - All pople in white vans etc etc Non Standard Measurements - Space craft crash, people could die!!! TheActorDavid All things 'Brangifer' - Brad, Angelina, Jennifer...and all celebrity Uni-Names! How annoying! It's down to you guys now, let's get these law's passed so our world can be a happier place! __________________ I love currrrrvy, intelligent girls. Someone who's attractive and a challenge.

07-05-2006, 09:28 AM	#3
outcold04 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 162	I think there should be weight limits on bikinis and speedos should be outlawed entirely. Also, let's do away with straight parking spaces. __________________ "Are you kidding? I told the producers I'd give my left nut to host the ESPYs." ~Lance Armstrong

07-05-2006, 09:45 AM	#5
Uncle Pasto Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 914	Just because spandex comes in extra large, that doesn't mean you should wear it. 'nuff said __________________ This is the way we go to Elle's, go to Elle's, go to Elle's...

07-05-2006, 11:36 AM	#6
Fluffyhorse Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 230	Split estates SPLIT ESTATES The ability to sell or lease the mineral rights right out from under the surface rights owner..... If you live in Texas then you know what Im talking about. The next one is a law its just not enforced Simi Truck drives who tail gate or fail to cover there loads...... this one should call for a very large bar of soap __________________ Get out and vote. I have a three way tie Name that Ass http://www.thetailsection.com/forums/polls/4970-name-ass.html And http://www.thetailsection.com/forums/polls/4971-name-ass-part-2-a.html shamelessly promoting my threads

07-07-2006, 05:38 AM	#7
htid Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 455	CHAVS (one for the english people) __________________

07-05-2006, 09:23 AM	#2
soniagwheeler Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 414	men's cologne and women's perfume. it needs to come with an overusage alarm and a built in water hose. otherwise fines should be imposed for obnoxious quantities used in small spaces.

07-05-2006, 09:30 AM	#4
soniagwheeler Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 414	QUOTE]I think there should be weight limits on bikinis and speedos should be outlawed entirely. [/quote] i second that and add: women should be measured and monitored before being allowed to buy ultra low rise jeans. there needs to be a dressing room nazi to veto those purchases.

07-07-2006, 06:29 AM	#8
Poopaphone Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 120	The misfit and "Avery is super hot" posts. Neither make much sense. __________________ "What's your typing doing later?"

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