Things that should be against the law

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by amerleiber

engaged over toilet paper....did anyone see my ring????

Hehehehe... Love the pun! Was it intended???

Originally Posted by amerleiber

It's a Tiffany- oooh big spender! er, wait a minute- how BIG is it?

You're right Amer, it is fantastic... well done poops!.... arrr.... see how threads can multipurpose.... Uniting people and everything!

Originally Posted by amerleiber

oh and to keep on context: I think working the day before or after a holiday should be against the law- if there is a holiday it should be law that you get a 5 day weekend.

The day before is actually cool, if played correctly... as you nearly always have to "tie up loose ends" before you go on holiday.... which I'm sure is a fancy excuse for "do no work",

The day after a holiday...... Definitely! Infact, is it just me, or, are you more knackered when you get back from holiday, than before you went??? I need another week off when I get back.

So day before... Not Done
But day after... Done!

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by Darkhorse

I saw your ring! It looks like a 2 carat! Now I've changed my mind about banning Poopaphone's name.

Also, agree about the 5 day holiday law.

And PGhallager69 - you rock! Thanks for making such a great thread.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Cheers Dark horse....

It is my absolute pleasure.... But this thread wouldn't exist if ot wasn't for such great people posting in!

So....

Thank you all!

Keep up the great work!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by parothed1974

When's the wedding?! Hope we're all invited!! Where are you registered?
And it is sooo totally wrong to work before and after holidays! Been there, done that!!

I'll be waiting for my invite a "Groom Number 2" Amer!

Originally Posted by parothed1974

and on context...when there is a tornado and the trailer park gets destroyed, they can no longer interview the dumbest, least-clothes wearing individual who forgot to brush his tooth...

Hehehehehe! Loved the last part Parot!

And even I've seen these people being interviewed after a tornado...

Why is it these people don't get sucked into the tornado instead of the decent people????

So two laws....

1) No interviewing the "least-clothes wearing individual who forgot to brush his tooth..." Done

2) The "least-clothes wearing individual who forgot to brush his tooth..." people, need to dissapear up into the tornado, never to return..... Done

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

Lets not forget people who don't flush

Done... Just wrong that, no one wants to see somebody elses cable sitting there in the toilet bowl.

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

leave dirty diapers in parking lots

Urgghhhhhhhhhhhhh Why????? Why???? DONE!

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

lets kids run around in public with nothing but a diaper on

At parties maybe, I reckon that is par for the course.... But in general... Done! Surely the kids will get cold!

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

take up more the one parking space to keep thier car from being scratched

Done. And infact pointless... Coz then sombody else always has to park closer on the other side of the gap anyway! People will always try to fit between the lines (apart from the people you mention fluffy!).

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

stick gum under picknick table

Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely Done. I hate putting my hand in that stuff... Yuck!

Originally Posted by Fluffyhorse

Big men who take toys away from realy cool kids

Heheheheh...... Done... that's just mean!

[htid]

Right i've thought of a few more things

1) National Accident Helpline adverts and the like

2) Connection drops on wireless routers

3) Spyware/Adware/Malware

4) Dare I say it...........Americans (since PG makes the decisions and is English )

5) Chavs playing their songs on their mobiles in public (like on buses) THATS WHAT HEADPHONES ARE FOR!!!

6) Dust

7) SMOKING

And a chav: I would say chavs are people who wear tracksuits, burburry caps, have their trousers (or pants for the americans) tucked into their socks, wear nike Shox trainers, swear every 2nd word, beat people up for no apparent reason (see Happy Slapping) and criminal damage.

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by htid

Right i've thought of a few more things

1) National Accident Helpline adverts and the like

Definitely Done.... and where do they get the people to present them....??? I wouldn't trust them one bit!

Originally Posted by htid

2) Connection drops on wireless routers

now this is fooking annoying! Grrrrrrrr.... why does this happen all the time.... and more so.... Times when your router just locks up alltogether... and you have to unplug is and plug it back in again! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... DONE!!!

Originally Posted by htid

3) Spyware/Adware/Malware

This and Spam emails about Cialis.... WHAT THE HELL IS IT ANYWAY! Done

Originally Posted by htid

4) Dare I say it...........Americans (since PG makes the decisions and is English )

Wow! Controversial HTID!... Ok... I'm not banning Americans as a whole.... because, if all americans where even half as nice as the Americans on this board then the world would RULE.

However, what I will give you is... The really loud obnoxious Americans, and for that matter, all visitors.... that come across here on holiday and act as though they NEED to be paid attention to, and it is there RIGHT to be at the centre of things. That I don't like... (mainly because it is my right and need to be at the centre of everything of course Hehehehe.....)

So.....Loud obnoxious visitors, including Americans, but not only them! Done

Originally Posted by htid

5) Chavs playing their songs on their mobiles in public (like on buses) THATS WHAT HEADPHONES ARE FOR!!!

Exterminate them, Exterminate them all! put them out of OUR misery! DONE DONE DONE!

Originally Posted by htid

6) Dust

Done before, but yeah.... it's dead people, including dead chavs....get rid of it!

Originally Posted by htid

7) SMOKING

Definitely agreed! Done

Originally Posted by htid

And a chav: I would say chavs are people who wear tracksuits, burburry caps, have their trousers (or pants for the americans) tucked into their socks, wear nike Shox trainers, swear every 2nd word, beat people up for no apparent reason (see Happy Slapping) and criminal damage.

SUCH A GREAT EXAMPLE HTID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[htid]

Sorry gotta add one more.

1) Every muscle in your body aching the day after you play football

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by htid

Sorry gotta add one more.

1) Every muscle in your body aching the day after you play football

heheh, soooo true HTID.... I've played very little football... But a bunch of us went camping about a month ago, and someone brought a ball... So we had a kick around on the beach!.................... my God.... I could barely walk for two days........ How unfit must I be!

We should be able to get fit without it hurting... surely!

DONE

[Poopaphone]

Sure, you can ban Americans.

Let's just take that wireless technology back though, and your operating system, most good rock after 1961, every Hollywood movie and movie star (you can keep Hugh Grant, we never wanted him anyway)...

Oh yeah, and LOST; we'll be needing that too...

[PGallagher69]

Originally Posted by Poopaphone

Sure, you can ban Americans.

Let's just take that wireless technology back though, and your operating system, most good rock after 1961, every Hollywood movie and movie star (you can keep Hugh Grant, we never wanted him anyway)...

Oh yeah, and LOST; we'll be needing that too...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Poooooooooopssss......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We love americans.

And as for Sodding Hugh Grant, we'll make him Australian or something and get him as far away from us as possible!!!!!