04-12-2006, 06:42 PM
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 |  Funniest Line I think the funniest line so far is from Hurley, "So, Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that coming." What's your favorite funny line?
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04-12-2006, 07:00 PM
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| LOL that was a good one  There are a bunch - just can't think of them at the moment. |
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04-12-2006, 08:26 PM
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| I can see a Chalie v Sawyer stand off in the making here... Charlie: It's French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French! Sawyer: It's Lord of the Flies time. Sawyer: And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh? Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Jack: Please tell me you found a coffee bar. Michael: You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A. Sawyer: You better find yourself a runway, daddy, 'cause there ain't a lock I can't pick. Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Sawyer: You and me ain't done, Zeke. Hurley: Dude, you've got some Artz on you. Locke: You want your damn thirty dollars back? I want my kidney back! Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Desmond: I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much. Charlie: Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire. Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Sawyer: Me Kate. Me throw rock. Charlie: If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby. Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See you in another life, yeah? Sawyer: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together. Charlie: What separates us from these savage yanks if we cannot drink tea? Charlie: I know food is scarce, but your shirt? Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Hurley: Dude! Looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter! Claire: Peanut butter... *Why* do I remember peanut butter? Kate: I don't know how to use a gun! Hurley: Dude, these are *not* for eating. Boone: What the hell are you talking about? You spent a year in Paris! Shannon: DRINKING, not studying! Charlie: Have you ever heard of Drive Shaft? Charlie: One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy... Hurley: Whoa, that was like a... Jedi moment. Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do! Hurley: Pee on my foot! Hurley: Dude, his name was Scott. |
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04-13-2006, 04:42 AM
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| Hands down it's after Arzt exploded and Jack asked Hurley if he wanted to carry dynomite and Hurley replied 'Dude, you've got some Arnzt on you.' The guy is dead and still Hurley can't pronounce his name. Classic! |
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04-13-2006, 12:44 PM
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04-13-2006, 04:09 PM
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| Some pretty good ones there! These especially are great: Quote:
 
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04-13-2006, 04:52 PM
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  | After Charlie broke the bees nest that sent everyone running... Charlie looks at Kate with her shirt off, in just her bra: Kate: There were bees in my shirt Charlie: Really? I would have guessed "C's" |
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04-13-2006, 04:52 PM
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| But Hurley's "Dude, You've got some Arntz on you" is by far the best |
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04-14-2006, 06:50 AM
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| Oh yeah, also 'Why does your Jesus stick have blood on it?' is good too. Also, there is great deleted scene from the pilot where Charlie wants to hit on Shannon so he starts humming You All Everybody, then he asks if she's ever heard of Drive Shaft, and she says, 'Oh my God, I HATE them!' Then she starts bashing Charlie's band and Charlie has to gracefully take it all. It's pretty funny. |
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04-14-2006, 07:02 AM
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| I think over all Charlie ends up with the best lines. He provides a much needed comic relief to almost every situation... unless he is putting a bag over someone's head and pretending to kidnap them.... that's not funny.
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