LOST support group, anyone belong?

11-30-2005, 05:51 AM

does anyone know "where" next group is???? LOL

"They're looking for us in the wrong place"

'LOST'
12 STEP PROGRAM

WRITTEN BY "LOST_ANGYL"
FROM THE OCEANIC FORUMS

Step 1
Admit that you have a problem.

Step 2
Outline a reasonable daily schedule for yourself, to include your 'Lost' addiction, but not to let 'Lost' rule your life.

Step 3
Actually attempt to follow that schedule.

Step 4
Try not to bring food, drinks, or catheters to your computer so that you have to actually get up every once in awhile.

Step 5
Acknowledge that conversations with your spouse, friends, kids, pets, and self does not have to always be about 'Lost'. Try to let others lead the conversation so that you can at least create the illusion that your mind is not on something else.

Step 6
Try to watch an entire episode without freeze framing every millisecond to catch a glimpse of something you can be the first to write about on the message boards.

Step 7
Cut out an additional 2 hours from your time on the message boards.

Step 8
Realize that cutting two hours of posting on the boards does not mean that you can still sit and read them during that time.

Step 9
Stop getting more excited to see your forum friends than your real friends.

Step 10
Finally get to the point of only spending 1 hour in a 'Lost' forum every night (and not 1 hour per 'Lost' forum, 1 hour total).

Step 11
Stop obsessing about 'Lost' so much that you actually dream about it.

Step 12
Realize that 12 step programs don't work for 'Lost' junkies and all of your hard work was for naught.

HAL 9000 · 11-30-2005, 11:09 AM

That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Hi, my name's HAL and I'm a Lost Junkie.

(Now everybody say, "Hi HAL)

11-30-2005, 12:44 PM

*WAVES* Hi Hal!!

Stands up*

My name is Sarah and i'm also a LOST junkie.

*has been on the forum for 2 hours!!!*

HAL 9000 · 11-30-2005, 01:14 PM

"Hi, Sarah"

On the forum for two hours????? This sounds like a good reason for an INTERVENTION.

Everyone, let's all go out and have a drink before the show tonight so our friend xi_rampant_chaos_ix can get off line a GET HER LIFE BACK.....

Okay, got that out of my system...... I'll be okay now..... Is it time for LOST yet?

12-01-2005, 06:18 AM

Ok the Hurley flashback was a bit disappointing. I heard people say that it was supposed to be really good.

I had an intervention....... i watched Lost. :P

12-01-2005, 08:37 AM

OMG Lost lego would be so kool!! Now i want one. I actually got excited!!!

I could build my own little Lost set and film it on my webcam!!! *please somebody HELP!*

11-30-2005, 05:51 AM	#1
lostoneenotsol Posts: n/a	LOST support group, anyone belong? does anyone know "where" next group is???? LOL "They're looking for us in the wrong place" 'LOST' 12 STEP PROGRAM WRITTEN BY "LOST_ANGYL" FROM THE OCEANIC FORUMS Step 1 Admit that you have a problem. Step 2 Outline a reasonable daily schedule for yourself, to include your 'Lost' addiction, but not to let 'Lost' rule your life. Step 3 Actually attempt to follow that schedule. Step 4 Try not to bring food, drinks, or catheters to your computer so that you have to actually get up every once in awhile. Step 5 Acknowledge that conversations with your spouse, friends, kids, pets, and self does not have to always be about 'Lost'. Try to let others lead the conversation so that you can at least create the illusion that your mind is not on something else. Step 6 Try to watch an entire episode without freeze framing every millisecond to catch a glimpse of something you can be the first to write about on the message boards. Step 7 Cut out an additional 2 hours from your time on the message boards. Step 8 Realize that cutting two hours of posting on the boards does not mean that you can still sit and read them during that time. Step 9 Stop getting more excited to see your forum friends than your real friends. Step 10 Finally get to the point of only spending 1 hour in a 'Lost' forum every night (and not 1 hour per 'Lost' forum, 1 hour total). Step 11 Stop obsessing about 'Lost' so much that you actually dream about it. Step 12 Realize that 12 step programs don't work for 'Lost' junkies and all of your hard work was for naught.

11-30-2005, 11:09 AM	#2
HAL 9000 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 135	That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. Hi, my name's HAL and I'm a Lost Junkie. (Now everybody say, "Hi HAL) __________________ "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change!" -- Charles Darwin --

11-30-2005, 01:14 PM	#4
HAL 9000 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 135	"Hi, Sarah" On the forum for two hours????? This sounds like a good reason for an INTERVENTION. Everyone, let's all go out and have a drink before the show tonight so our friend xi_rampant_chaos_ix can get off line a GET HER LIFE BACK..... Okay, got that out of my system...... I'll be okay now..... Is it time for LOST yet? __________________ "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change!" -- Charles Darwin --

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11-30-2005, 12:44 PM	#3
xi_rampant_chaos_ix Posts: n/a	WAVES Hi Hal!! Stands up* My name is Sarah and i'm also a LOST junkie. has been on the forum for 2 hours!!!

12-01-2005, 06:18 AM	#5
xi_rampant_chaos_ix Posts: n/a	Ok the Hurley flashback was a bit disappointing. I heard people say that it was supposed to be really good. I had an intervention....... i watched Lost. :P

12-01-2005, 08:37 AM	#6
xi_rampant_chaos_ix Posts: n/a	OMG Lost lego would be so kool!! Now i want one. I actually got excited!!! I could build my own little Lost set and film it on my webcam!!! please somebody HELP!