Hey there, Hi there, Ho there...

[clueless1der]

It just occurred to me that I never bothered to introduce myself. Let's see.

I just turned 30. That makes me cranky and snarky in humor. I think that's a given. I have a husband, two little kids (ages 4 and 16 months), a career, and a Lost obsession. In fact, that's how I got here. I searched 'Lost spoilers' and found jvince's thread. My name is Jess, and I don't really care if you call me clueless, which I am, or Jess, which I also am. I read constantly- whether it's biographies on Nazi Germany or bodice ripper romance novels. And anything thats sci-fi or fantasy in between.

Let's see. The only thing that I'm really into online is blogging. I think I'm one of the few people that don't use the internet to hook up. Ironically, I met my hubby in a movie quote chat roomabout 10 years ago.

I have a somewhat odd sense of humor... and on my livejournal is where it comes out. The link is in my siggy if you're ever bored, or really need to take a large crap or something and want something to read. I used to be an avid fanfiction beta (don't ask if you don't know what that is) and spades player on yahoo. Again, if this is your idea of excitement, let me know.

I tend to hang out a lot in the Lost - Off Topic sections, but as you can see from my buddytv profile, I watch a LOT of tv. DVR has really turned me into a couch potato.

I am sort of afraid of some people on here.... I made the mistake of posting a theory in a Heroes thread and was ripped a new one. But that's okay. I've been known to be opinionated (read: bitchy) too.

As you can see I like to talk about myself.

[jimmy12345]

ahh we love you anyway clueless-jess-der....hehe.

[clueless1der]

as well you should....

I feel like your campaign manager, even though the porn issue was ...er.. leaked.

[Markus.Darkus]

Welcome to the boards you 472 post newbie,

Might see you on the boards some time!

[clueless1der]

Oh fine. Looking at your 1143, I have post envy.

Now I understand why men buy expensive post cars and stacked blondes.

[Markus.Darkus]

Originally Posted by clueless1der

Oh fine. Looking at your 1143, I have post envy.

Now I understand why men buy expensive post cars and stacked blondes.

You've got your 472 in no time at all, it took me over a year, I'm sure you'll catch up with me soon enough.

[Gartism]

You can buy a "stacked blonde"? Must be on Amazon somewhere....

[tailhook]

Originally Posted by Markus.Darkus

You've got your 472 in no time at all, it took me over a year, I'm sure you'll catch up with me soon enough.

Ya.. back in the hard times when we didn't have off-topic games to fluff the count with :P.

[Markus.Darkus]

Originally Posted by tailhook

Ya.. back in the hard times when we didn't have off-topic games to fluff the count with :P.

Ha ha.......you know that!

[clueless1der]

Originally Posted by tailhook

Ya.. back in the hard times when we didn't have off-topic games to fluff the count with :P.

Lol. I don't think I've even looked at an on topic post lately. If one more person re tells something that was posted 700 posts before about K and J's license plates, the newspaper article, or a coffin I'll hurt myself from thwacking my head on the keyboard.