Who's Hugo Reyes?

moz · 01-01-2007, 06:41 PM

Hugo Reyes, known for the 815 survivors as "Hurley", is in reality a millionnary and a big cheese of the Hanso Foundation. Also he's a killer. Strangely he never went to jail for this, because his well-paid lawyer convinced the jury of a mental disorder (for 2 murders??).

Hurley is responsible for the plane crash. He used his fat ass to make an overweight that the plane wasn't able to contain. So, HF plans to crash the plane were executed by one of the powerful guys of the executive board.

That's the reason Hurley can go back to the beach when Jack, Kate and Sawyer were kidnapped. His role is to control the 815 group. First he tried to keep their attention and waste their time by playing golf. So, he tried to eat ALL Dharma food causing starve-related death.

We also know that his deal with the evil is affecting everyone around him. But he stills the only on e who have all that money. Sure, this money is HF's money now.

I just can't realize that the ugly fat guy is always the "good guy". Absolutely false. He's an actor. He's not so dumb and stupid as he pretends. I hope the survivors will find out the truth and kill him. So, they will have steaks for weeks.

xmozzazx · 01-01-2007, 07:50 PM

I think I will stick to pork chops thanks!

MrTimor · 01-01-2007, 10:29 PM

take it easy its not his fault, hes just big boned!!!
probably a thyriod problem....

...yeah but you're right, u can never trust the quite ones.

Fernando · 01-02-2007, 02:24 AM

Riggggghhhhttt...

AVREY97 · 01-02-2007, 08:43 AM

Im sorry, did I read that correctly??
You think that it was Hurley fat ass that crashed the plane??
And that he has some secret agenda to kill all the survivors by eating their entire food supply??
wooooooooooow...thats one I would have never thought of...
brilliant

Sawyer23 · 04-21-2007, 01:22 PM

You sound like Uncyclopedia version of Hurley! Hurley is not a killer. He's a hippy with his favorite word "Dude"!

cath_2904 · 05-14-2007, 08:27 AM

OMG! Just because he is a little overweight does not mean that he is the cause of the problems!

Hurley is so funny and he keeps the spirits of the survivours up with his digs at Sawyer and comical look at bad situations. Com on guys, cut him some slack. I wouldn't be suprised if Hurley was the hero of the group at the end!

01-01-2007, 06:41 PM	#1
moz Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 10	Who's Hugo Reyes? Hugo Reyes, known for the 815 survivors as "Hurley", is in reality a millionnary and a big cheese of the Hanso Foundation. Also he's a killer. Strangely he never went to jail for this, because his well-paid lawyer convinced the jury of a mental disorder (for 2 murders??). Hurley is responsible for the plane crash. He used his fat ass to make an overweight that the plane wasn't able to contain. So, HF plans to crash the plane were executed by one of the powerful guys of the executive board. That's the reason Hurley can go back to the beach when Jack, Kate and Sawyer were kidnapped. His role is to control the 815 group. First he tried to keep their attention and waste their time by playing golf. So, he tried to eat ALL Dharma food causing starve-related death. We also know that his deal with the evil is affecting everyone around him. But he stills the only on e who have all that money. Sure, this money is HF's money now. I just can't realize that the ugly fat guy is always the "good guy". Absolutely false. He's an actor. He's not so dumb and stupid as he pretends. I hope the survivors will find out the truth and kill him. So, they will have steaks for weeks.

01-01-2007, 07:50 PM	#2
xmozzazx Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 84	I think I will stick to pork chops thanks! __________________ If you can't burn it, blow it up!

01-01-2007, 10:29 PM	#3
MrTimor Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 135	take it easy its not his fault, hes just big boned!!! probably a thyriod problem.... ...yeah but you're right, u can never trust the quite ones. __________________ At the end of the Island is a curio shop where the survivors can get their picture taken with Jacob and the Bears...for $49.....

01-02-2007, 02:24 AM	#4
Fernando Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 697	Riggggghhhhttt... __________________ please read sig rules

01-02-2007, 08:43 AM	#5
AVREY97 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 964	Im sorry, did I read that correctly?? You think that it was Hurley fat ass that crashed the plane?? And that he has some secret agenda to kill all the survivors by eating their entire food supply?? wooooooooooow...thats one I would have never thought of... brilliant __________________

04-21-2007, 01:22 PM	#6
Sawyer23 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14	He's a hippy You sound like Uncyclopedia version of Hurley! Hurley is not a killer. He's a hippy with his favorite word "Dude"!

05-14-2007, 08:27 AM	#7
cath_2904 Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 9	>: reply OMG! Just because he is a little overweight does not mean that he is the cause of the problems! Hurley is so funny and he keeps the spirits of the survivours up with his digs at Sawyer and comical look at bad situations. Com on guys, cut him some slack. I wouldn't be suprised if Hurley was the hero of the group at the end!

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