Lost The Musical Parody

TheZealot · 05-24-2006, 10:08 AM

In The honor of the up coming battle between the lostaways and the others. I wrote this up... It's pretty much a rip off... but funny none the less.

[Scene opens up with Sayid sitting in the computer room cleaning the sniper rifle]

SAYID
The Losties are gonna have their day
Tonight.

[cut to candle in darkened mysterious hatch. Candle's setting out vials of serum and loading injection needles]

CANDLE
The Others are gonna have their way
Tonight.

[cut to sayid snaping bolt action into place sighting down rifle]

SAYID
The Others grumble: "Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble 'em right.

[Sayid pulls trigger to check firing pin. Cut to candle looking over line of others who turn and drop their pants away from camera]

CANDLE
We're gonna hand 'em a surprise
Tonight. [Squeezes serum into air and then injects other in hip]

[cut to sayid walking thru jungle hacking at jungle undergrowth with machette]

SAYID AND THE LOSTAWAYS
We're gonna cut 'em down to size
Tonight.

[cut to candle charging up stun gun]

CANDLE AND THE OTHERS
We said, "O.K., no smoke monster,
No tricks."
But just in case they come after,
We're ready to mix
Tonight.

ALL
We're gonna rock it tonight,
We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball!
They're gonna get it tonight;
The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall!

SAYID AND LOSTAWAYS
Well, they began it!

CANDLE AND THE OTHERS
Well, they began it!

ALL
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all,
Tonight!

MS KLUGH
Klugh's gonna get her kicks
Tonight.
We'll have our private little mix
Tonight.
He'll walk in hot and tired,
So what?
Don't matter if he's tired,
As long as he's hot
Tonight!

JACK
Tonight, tonight,
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.
Today
The 50 days seem like hours,
The hours go so slowly,
And still the sky is light . . .
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night!

SAYID
I'm counting on you to be there
Tonight.
When Michael wins it fair and square
Tonight.
That Other punk'll
mete his match.
And when he's hollered "Uncle"
We'll tear up the hatch!

(SAYID, JACK, and KATE sing simultaneously)

SAYID
So I can count on you, boy?

JACK
All right.

SAYID
We're gonna have us a ball.

JACK
All right.

SAYID
Womb to tomb!

JACK
Sperm to worm!

SAYID
I'll see you there about eight.

JACK
Tonight . . .

KATE
Tonight, tonight
Won't be just any night,
Tonight there will be no morning star,

(Others, Lostaways, Sayid, jack, kate and Ms Klughsing simultaneously)

OTHERS
We're gonna rock it tonight!
They're gonna get it tonight,
They began it,
They began it,
The began it.
We'll stop 'em once and for all.
The Others are gonna have their way,
The Others are gonna have their day,
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

LOSTAWAYS
We're gonna jazz it tonight!
Tonight!
They began it,
And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all!
The Losties are gonna have their way,
The Losties are gonna have their day.
We're gonna rock it tonight.
Tonight!

MS KLUGH
Tonight, tonight,
Late tonight,
We're gonna mix it tonight.
KLUGH's gonna have her day,
KLUGH's gonna have her day,
Bernardo's gonna have his way
Tonight, tonight,
Tonight, this very night,
We're gonna rock it tonight!

KATE
Tonight, tonight,
I'll see my love tonight.
And for us, stars will stop where they are.

KATE AND JACK
Today the minutes seem like hours.
The hours go so slowly,
And still the skiy is light.
Oh moon, grow bright,
And make this endless day endless night,

ALL
Tonight!

Darkhorse · 05-24-2006, 01:14 PM

Too funny Zealot! Maybe Sayid sings a solo, sung to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"

I'm going after Michael's son
And I said I wouldn't, but I'm cleaning up my gun
Something isn't right.
I'm going after Michael's son, yes I'm going ....

So I just did me some talking to the Doc
And I said I thought that Michael has been compromised
Tricking us with lies, now
I'm going after Michael's son, yes I'm going....

There's a lot I don't know
but because I am an R.G., they won't defeat me,
probably won't be long till the monster tries to eat me

But I'm still going after Michael's son
And torturing the others could turn out to be quite fun
at least it is for me,
and, Walt being rescued isn't posible without me,
cause I'm Sayid ..... and Michaels bothering me............

TheZealot · 05-24-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Too funny Zealot! Maybe Sayid sings a solo, sung to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head"

LMAO. Anyone got any other tunes?

derboggy · 05-24-2006, 05:07 PM

maybe to the tune of 76 trombones?

05-24-2006, 10:08 AM	#1
TheZealot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 574	Lost The Musical Parody In The honor of the up coming battle between the lostaways and the others. I wrote this up... It's pretty much a rip off... but funny none the less. [Scene opens up with Sayid sitting in the computer room cleaning the sniper rifle] SAYID The Losties are gonna have their day Tonight. [cut to candle in darkened mysterious hatch. Candle's setting out vials of serum and loading injection needles] CANDLE The Others are gonna have their way Tonight. [cut to sayid snaping bolt action into place sighting down rifle] SAYID The Others grumble: "Fair fight." But if they start a rumble, We'll rumble 'em right. [Sayid pulls trigger to check firing pin. Cut to candle looking over line of others who turn and drop their pants away from camera] CANDLE We're gonna hand 'em a surprise Tonight. [Squeezes serum into air and then injects other in hip] [cut to sayid walking thru jungle hacking at jungle undergrowth with machette] SAYID AND THE LOSTAWAYS We're gonna cut 'em down to size Tonight. [cut to candle charging up stun gun] CANDLE AND THE OTHERS We said, "O.K., no smoke monster, No tricks." But just in case they come after, We're ready to mix Tonight. ALL We're gonna rock it tonight, We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball! They're gonna get it tonight; The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall! SAYID AND LOSTAWAYS Well, they began it! CANDLE AND THE OTHERS Well, they began it! ALL And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all, Tonight! MS KLUGH Klugh's gonna get her kicks Tonight. We'll have our private little mix Tonight. He'll walk in hot and tired, So what? Don't matter if he's tired, As long as he's hot Tonight! JACK Tonight, tonight, Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight. And for us, stars will stop where they are. Today The 50 days seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light . . . Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night! SAYID I'm counting on you to be there Tonight. When Michael wins it fair and square Tonight. That Other punk'll mete his match. And when he's hollered "Uncle" We'll tear up the hatch! (SAYID, JACK, and KATE sing simultaneously) SAYID So I can count on you, boy? JACK All right. SAYID We're gonna have us a ball. JACK All right. SAYID Womb to tomb! JACK Sperm to worm! SAYID I'll see you there about eight. JACK Tonight . . . KATE Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night, Tonight there will be no morning star, (Others, Lostaways, Sayid, jack, kate and Ms Klughsing simultaneously) OTHERS We're gonna rock it tonight! They're gonna get it tonight, They began it, They began it, The began it. We'll stop 'em once and for all. The Others are gonna have their way, The Others are gonna have their day, We're gonna rock it tonight. Tonight! LOSTAWAYS We're gonna jazz it tonight! Tonight! They began it, And we're the ones to stop 'em once and for all! The Losties are gonna have their way, The Losties are gonna have their day. We're gonna rock it tonight. Tonight! MS KLUGH Tonight, tonight, Late tonight, We're gonna mix it tonight. KLUGH's gonna have her day, KLUGH's gonna have her day, Bernardo's gonna have his way Tonight, tonight, Tonight, this very night, We're gonna rock it tonight! KATE Tonight, tonight, I'll see my love tonight. And for us, stars will stop where they are. KATE AND JACK Today the minutes seem like hours. The hours go so slowly, And still the skiy is light. Oh moon, grow bright, And make this endless day endless night, ALL Tonight!

05-24-2006, 01:14 PM	#2
Darkhorse Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 471	I'm going after Michael's son Too funny Zealot! Maybe Sayid sings a solo, sung to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head" I'm going after Michael's son And I said I wouldn't, but I'm cleaning up my gun Something isn't right. I'm going after Michael's son, yes I'm going .... So I just did me some talking to the Doc And I said I thought that Michael has been compromised Tricking us with lies, now I'm going after Michael's son, yes I'm going.... There's a lot I don't know but because I am an R.G., they won't defeat me, probably won't be long till the monster tries to eat me But I'm still going after Michael's son And torturing the others could turn out to be quite fun at least it is for me, and, Walt being rescued isn't posible without me, cause I'm Sayid ..... and Michaels bothering me............

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05-24-2006, 05:07 PM	#4
derboggy Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 109	maybe to the tune of 76 trombones?