Possible Lost spin offs?

[Uncle Pasto]

Trapper Jack M.D. Life after the rescue.

[lost_grrl]

The Real World-?: "This is the true story of 42 strangers, picked to live on an island, to find out what happens when people stop being poilte and start getting HUNGRY!"

Desperate Losties: A nighttime soap focusing on the ladies of Lost Island...Sun as the perfect housewife struggling to save her marriage; Claire as the single mom looking for love; Kate is the hot one who ran away from her previous life and is now torn between two men...future cast members can fill the roles of Felicity Huffman and Nicholette Sharidan

[Sun Ray]

This thread is hilarious.

The Han-Prentice.

Alvar Hanso is a ageing businessman. Recently, he's just not been getting the exposure he deserves, he realises that the business will not last long with him at the head of it. The solution? Draft in the newest, freshest talent and make them compete for the prize. A high payed, high exposure, high profile job at the Hanso foundation. Enter Mittlewerk, a tought talking, hard working man with some dark ideas. Mr Paik, he may be quite ugly, he may speak bad English, but he's got some good ideas involving cranes, diggers and underground hatches. Christian Sheppard; What's a doctor without a little excitement hey? People are sick of doctors that actually heal you, these days they'd rather pay to risk their lives with an alchoholic doctor who has an anger management problem. And finally, Sawyer Sr; Who said huge corporations had to be legitimate? The real money's in sleeping with housewives, tearing apart the families and running away with their bank balance. Four fast thinking businessmen. One prize. The Han-Prentice.

The many faces of Marvin Candle.

Marvin Candle is a man with a problem. In fact, he's three men with a problem. Whenever Marvin Candle needs extra help, another of his personalities takes over. Together Marvin Candle, Mark Wickman and Dr Waxman fight injustice in the same body. When the Dharma Initiative is threatened by junior scientists spilling their potassium, or forgetting to wear their safety goggles, Candle, Wick and Wax are on the job. Many think it's just a bad disguise thought up by Candle to quell the boredom that occurs when you're forced to be the Dharma poster boy. But he, or should I say they, know better. Find out for yourself in what People Magazine called 'The cleverest situation/buddy comedy since Friends.'

[lost_grrl]

Originally Posted by Sun Ray

This thread is hilarious.

The Han-Prentice.

Alvar Hanso is a ageing businessman. Recently, he's just not been getting the exposure he deserves, he realises that the business will not last long with him at the head of it. The solution? Draft in the newest, freshest talent and make them compete for the prize. A high payed, high exposure, high profile job at the Hanso foundation. Enter Mittlewerk, a tought talking, hard working man with some dark ideas. Mr Paik, he may be quite ugly, he may speak bad English, but he's got some good ideas involving cranes, diggers and underground hatches. Christian Sheppard; What's a doctor without a little excitement hey? People are sick of doctors that actually heal you, these days they'd rather pay to risk their lives with an alchoholic doctor who has an anger management problem. And finally, Sawyer Sr; Who said huge corporations had to be legitimate? The real money's in sleeping with housewives, tearing apart the families and running away with their bank balance. Four fast thinking businessmen. One prize. The Han-Prentice.

I love it!

Along those same lines...
Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Billionaire?
The hottest new reality series is a cross between 'Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire' and 'Amazing Race'! Alvar Hanso is a single (possibly widowed) older gentleman who has everything that money can buy. The one thing lacking is companionship. Twelve beautiful young pieces of a...oops...I mean 12 beautiful young ladies compete in a global scavenger hunt. The first one to find him wins!

[Sun Ray]

Originally Posted by lost_grrl

I love it!

Along those same lines...
Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Billionaire?
The hottest new reality series is a cross between 'Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire' and 'Amazing Race'! Alvar Hanso is a single (possibly widowed) older gentleman who has everything that money can buy. The one thing lacking is companionship. Twelve beautiful young pieces of a...oops...I mean 12 beautiful young ladies compete in a global scavenger hunt. The first one to find him wins!

Rachel Blake's involved, I presume?

[lost_grrl]

Originally Posted by Sun Ray

Rachel Blake's involved, I presume?

She's the front-runner...and there is always a reality show twist, isn't there? Well there is for Rachel when she finds out the man she has been chasing, the man who she is supposed to marry, is her--dun, dun, duunnnn--father!

[BatDaddy]

Ok, I got one that we could see as early as this fall:

Walt's Island!

Michael and Walt start from a tropic port, aboard a tiny ship. They get away from the Lost island, only to crash on another island with the cast from Gilligan's Island! Walt sees polar bears, black horses and the Harlem Globetrotters. Hilarity ensues. Michael kills all of them after Walt is kidnapped by a dude in a gorilla suit.

That's GOLD baby!

[lost_grrl]

Originally Posted by BatDaddy

Ok, I got one that we could see as early as this fall:

Walt's Island!

Michael and Walt start from a tropic port, aboard a tiny ship. They get away from the Lost island, only to crash on another island with the cast from Gilligan's Island! Walt sees polar bears, black horses and the Harlem Globetrotters. Hilarity ensues. Michael kills all of them after Walt is kidnapped by a dude in a gorilla suit.

That's GOLD baby!

Talk about suspension of disbelief! So many guest stars got on and off that island, but the castaways always missed the boat (literally!) on that one! And nobody that visited ever thought to send help once they made it back to land? Just plain silly!

[Sun Ray]

Or, a variation on the theme.

Walt's Oddessy.

Walt and Michael get off the island. But spend ten long years trying to get home. On the way, they face such terrors as Harpies (Played with great conviction by Michelle Roderiguez), Sea Serpents (Portrayed by Maggie Grace.), A Demi-Goddess who entices them before trying to cook them in a stew (An oscar winning performance by Ian Somerhalder) And finally the lord of the seas himself Po-Sayid-en. (Played by...yes, you guessed it Naveen Andrews.) On returning home, Walt and Micheal find that their beloved Vincent has been set upon by various suitors. Then, gobbled up by the evil Hurley, after he ran out of Ranch Dressing. Walt is also eaten by the Hurley, but fights his way out through the belly, destroying Hurley in the process. Of course they all live happily ever after.

Okay, it was a bit rubbish, but Po-Sayid-en was good. I was proud of that.

[lost_grrl]

Originally Posted by Sun Ray

Or, a variation on the theme.

Walt's Oddessy.

Walt and Michael get off the island. But spend ten long years trying to get home. On the way, they face such terrors as Harpies (Played with great conviction by Michelle Roderiguez), Sea Serpents (Portrayed by Maggie Grace.), A Demi-Goddess who entices them before trying to cook them in a stew (An oscar winning performance by Ian Somerhalder) And finally the lord of the seas himself Po-Sayid-en. (Played by...yes, you guessed it Naveen Andrews.) On returning home, Walt and Micheal find that their beloved Vincent has been set upon by various suitors. Then, gobbled up by the evil Hurley, after he ran out of Ranch Dressing. Walt is also eaten by the Hurley, but fights his way out through the belly, destroying Hurley in the process. Of course they all live happily ever after.

Okay, it was a bit rubbish, but Po-Sayid-en was good. I was proud of that.

Ooooh! That's the kind of tv that is so bad it's good!
Po-Sayid-en is especially cheese-tastic!