Funny Survey - Heroes Style

[Mabes]

I found this survey online and I changed it to have heroes-related questions. Be creative!

Name?
Age?
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet?
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli?
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard?
Do you like waffles?
how do you like your waffles?
would you like to put fruit on your waffles?
why?
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea?
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative?
would that disturb you?
Why?
so when are you going to explode?
are you sure?
do you like lizards?
what about lizards named Mohinder?
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly?
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds?
would you scream?
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!?
and so are male nurses right?
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino?
why would you feel that way?
are you sure?
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain?
nice answer....
so what do you think of artists?
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future?
would you let one paint your future?
I bet you would...
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick?
would this upset you?
why?
i see...
so how do you feel about Pomeranians?
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace?
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???
.....don't lie
it's over...

[Nanika]

ok this is long....lol, so what? I'm suppose to make everything up?

Name Nanika
Age 26
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet Call him names, coz let's face it...that's all that I could do
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? Blackmail him mwahahah
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard? Call Charles, PRONTO!
Do you like waffles? yup
how do you like your waffles? ummm, warm??
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? no
why? coz...
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? I like tea
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? what's a chai? and I'd probbably be sedatated
would that disturb you? I don't think so...I'd be sedeted
Why? coz my tea turned out to have some in it
so when are you going to explode? After anwsering a few more of there questions lol
are you sure? pretty sure
do you like lizards? some
what about lizards named Mohinder? sure
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? well, that's just silly, coz then he'd be a dragon
sorry about that...no probs, dobs
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? scream at first, and then eat his brains, coz *I* wanna fly
would you scream? see above
you better not have said yes....neh-neh!
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? like OMG!! are you kindding *blink blnik* they're fab!! *skips*
and so are male nurses right? oooohhh *fainst*
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? weird I guess
why would you feel that way? coz I'm weird and it fits me
are you sure? yup
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? Give him a lap dance and talk him out of it
nice answer....I know
so what do you think of artists? I wish I could draw
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? They're hot!! And apparently dead...
would you let one paint your future? naaah
I bet you would...well maybe....stop that!!
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? Scream and try to run!
would this upset you? what part of "Scream and try to run" do you not get?!
why? ok now you're just being infantile!!
i see...me too
so how do you feel about Pomeranians? I'd tell you if I knew what they are...
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace? oh it's a doooog, I see, well I'd take it away from it......it's a dog, right?!
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? no I love dogs

[Fearghus]

Name? Fearghus
Age? 17
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet? I probably wouldn't know
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? Cry really hard...
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard? Get my bow and shoot her in the leg and watch her heal
Do you like waffles? Yes
how do you like your waffles? er... Normal
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? Yep
why? Because I like fruit
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? Not really
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? Darn...
would that disturb you? Uh... no
Why? I don't know...
so when are you going to explode? Tomorrow
are you sure? No
do you like lizards? Yep
what about lizards named Mohinder? Yep
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? That'd be cool
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? Bite him....
would you scream? Yep
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? No,..
and so are male nurses right? Yep
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? Wouldn't care
why would you feel that way? I dislike Casinos
are you sure? Yes
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? Ask him why he would want my brain...
nice answer.... not entirely...
so what do you think of artists? Really cool
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? Really really cool
would you let one paint your future? That'd make life boring
I bet you would... Probably...
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? Scream and then laugh
would this upset you? At first yea
why? Because it's scary
i see...
so how do you feel about Pomeranians? They are the scaryiest dogs I've ever seen
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace? Shake him off my shoe
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? Only if he doesn't get off...

[Charles22]

Name? Daniel
Age? 22
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet?
How would I know? XD
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? I'd tell him to fly away and pick me up a donut.
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard?
Do you like waffles? Yes!
how do you like your waffles? Served up by a cute Texan red head.
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? No!
why? I prefer chocolate or jam and cream.
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? Yes!
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? I'd probably wake up strapped to a chair.
would that disturb you? Yes!
Why? Because I don't want to play S&M games with Mohindy.
so when are you going to explode? Right after I TK slice Ted and take his ability.
are you sure? Yep!
do you like lizards? No, I hate them!
what about lizards named Mohinder? Even them!
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? Yeah! Into a mincer.
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? I'd tell him to let go of me. XD
would you scream? Yeah, unless he realized I meant he should land first
before he let go of me.
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? Yes!
and so are male nurses right? I guess!
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? Annoyed!
why would you feel that way? Because I want to win some moneyz!
are you sure? Yes!
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? I'd set Mr. Muggles on him.
nice answer....
so what do you think of artists?
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? They kick ass!
would you let one paint your future? Yes!
I bet you would...
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? I'd tell him it's the battery
up my...........
would this upset you? I think it would upset him more.
why? Because he's all serious and stuff.
i see...
so how do you feel about Pomeranians? I love them!
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace? I'd love it!
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? Never!!!!

[Mabes]

"maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? Yeah! Into a mincer."


LOOOOOOOOL

EDIT - Reading this over it is actually quite entertaining

Name? - Farrant
Age? - 14
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet? _ Kick him
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? - Try to fly
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard? - Have Sex
Do you like waffles? YES!
how do you like your waffles? WAFFLLLEEEY!
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? NO
why? WAFFLES SHOULD NOT BE CHANGED!
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? Its ok
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? Feel sleepy
would that disturb you? no
Why? id be sleeping.... duuuur.
so when are you going to explode? before i get to the end of this bloody survey
are you sure? i expect so
do you like lizards? no
what about lizards named Mohinder? Definately not
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? hell yeh
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? ummm... Look for planes
would you scream? Yes - THERES A PLANE!
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? Naked Yes
and so are male nurses right? Naked...... No
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? Pissed
why would you feel that way? I lost
are you sure? Well only if they robbed me
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? Give him butter
nice answer....
so what do you think of artists? I am one
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? I look in the mirror :P
would you let one paint your future? I would do it
I bet you would...
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? Give him a clock and tell him to knock himself out
would this upset you? no
why? im not a pussy :P

[bobbinrob]

Name? Robyn
Age? 26
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet? LOL yell yatta
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? cry & try to fly (Im a poet! )
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard? ask her to let me meet Peter
Do you like waffles? Duh
how do you like your waffles? like hiro??
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? w/e
why? ok, um........
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? lol yes
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? sleep??
would that disturb you? Peter
Why? coz so pretty
so when are you going to explode? hopefully today so I dont have to work tomorrow at 8am!
are you sure? yes
do you like lizards? sure
what about lizards named Mohinder? def sure
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? lol ok
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? lol um cry?
would you scream? um sure
you better not have said yes....lol
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? yes
and so are male nurses right? course
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? pissed off
why would you feel that way? I need the sword!!
are you sure? yes
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? call Mabes for a party
nice answer....ta!!
so what do you think of artists? rock!!
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? um coz of drugs!
would you let one paint your future? sure
I bet you would...I did admit it! geez!
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? LOL um tell him
would this upset you? nope, just really random
why? coz this is how I roll
i see...finally!!
so how do you feel about Pomeranians? LOL um they are ok
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace? um pat it?
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? no!!
.....don't lie..... Im not!!
it's over...ok, yay! later survey!!

[Mabes]

lol rob youre so cute! your answers made me smile!!!

[bobbinrob]

lol yay for me!!

Name? DomFan
Age? 33
What would you do if Claude jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet? Let him have it...not much in it. I would then proceed to laugh when he tried to use my bank card or credit card.
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted and your real dad was Nathan Petrelli? Jump in his arms, hug him, call him Daddy, and demand that he make up for the past 33 years of missed birthdays, Christmases and other big events. I would also tell him that he has grandkids and that he needs to make up for their birthdays Christmases and big events in life.
What would you do if claire showed up in your yard? Ask her to mow the lawn.
Do you like waffles? Yes
how do you like your waffles? Edible
would you like to put fruit on your waffles? Sure
why? Why not?
that's nice....anyways...do you like chai tea? Never tried it.
what if the chai you were drinking turned into a sedative? We've already established that I've never tried chai tea, so it's not possible for me to be sedated using chai tea.
would that disturb you? Should it?
Why? Why not?
so when are you going to explode? Well, I ate chili last night for dinner and didn't explode, so I think it's fair to say it may be many years away.
are you sure? Pretty sure.
do you like lizards? Yeah, as long as they're smaller than I am.
what about lizards named Mohinder? Name it what you want.
maybe you'd like your lizard to be able to fly? That's freaky....
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a presidential candidate grabbed you and flew you up into the clouds? I'd kick him in the balls (assuming it's a man or Hillary Clinton) and demand s/he bring me back to earth.
would you scream? Yeah, but so would s/he as I'm kicking the little guys.
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that cheerleaders are AWESOME!? Not really.
and so are male nurses right? Yeah, I've had a fair share of them, and they're pretty cool.
anyways...so how would you feel if you were kicked out of a casino? Um...pretty messed up.
why would you feel that way? They let all types in...why kick me out?
are you sure? No
Okay then....what would you do if Sylar came to suck out your brain? Ask him if he'd like any seasoning with that....or perhaps rainbow sprinklies.
nice answer....
so what do you think of artists? Depends on the art.
what do you think of drug inspired artists that can paint the future? Ok, that's way cool...here have more drugs and show me more!
would you let one paint your future? Hell yeah! See above!
I bet you would... Um, I already said I would...
so what would you say if a stranger in horn rimmed glasses came up to you and said he wanted to see what makes you tick? I'd tell him he's wasting his time
would this upset you? No, I'd be too busy laughing because he wouldn't get much from me
why? I'm not all that complicated, really.
i see...
so how do you feel about Pomeranians? You mean Kickit dogs?
what would you do if you found one chewing on your shoelace? Kick it over to my Great Dane's food bowl
YOU WOULD KICK IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!??? Happily. How the hell can it be called a dog if my cat is bigger than it is?