Your favorite moments from the show - Page 2

Benzo · 04-24-2008, 04:16 AM

Brian is in the bathroom, stewie walks in with a glass of milk in his hand. He says
"wheres my money brian?"

Brian is thinking of something to say when.....BLAMO

Stewie smashes brian over the head with his milk glass and starts pounding the crap outa him

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Bora-02 · 04-28-2008, 04:08 AM

Lois: Honey, whadda ya say we, uh, christen these new sheets, huh?

Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl!

Lois: [laughing] That's me!

Peter: You dirty hustler!

Lois: [laughs]

Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute!

Lois: [laughs; slightly annoyed] Okay, I get it.

Peter: You foul, venereal disease-carrying, street walking whore!

Lois: All right, that's enough!

TiinkerBella · 04-28-2008, 03:23 PM

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.

Gotta s2 stewie,
always after his mum.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.

gotta love it

xxtinkerBellaxx

TiinkerBella · 04-28-2008, 03:25 PM

(Lois finds a note in Chris's pocket)
Lois: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.

NinaDaBeena · 04-29-2008, 02:18 AM

oh yeahhhhhhhhhha

Crone · 05-04-2008, 08:14 AM

(Lois comes in through door)
Lois: Hi, Boys.
Peter: I didn' have my hand down my pants!
Lois: Hmm...Good for you. I just bought use some new sheets at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Peter: Oh boy, I hope you stayed away from that "beyond" section.
(Cuts to scene where Peter is pushing a shopping cart into a door labeled "BEYOND."
Peter: (Swirling through vortex) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-- Oh, here are the coffee mugs...

Alex_Karras_in_Webster · 07-09-2008, 07:24 PM

Peter to a New Yorker: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually."

Genius

ps. first post...yay!

Cann3s · 07-10-2008, 12:44 AM

Mayor Adam West: [on the phone] Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!

Joe: Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.

Mayor Adam West: Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam We"...or is it? Who am I? What number did you dial? Don't ever call here again! [hangs up] I guess I told him...nobody messes with Adam We.

OR:

Meg: Has Dad found a permanent job yet?

Lois: Meg, your father's going through a bit of a career transition. He's just sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right. [gasps]

[Lois stops the car to see Peter dressed as a female prostitute at a street corner]

Brian: Well, clearly, it's not that tube top.

Peter: Hey! Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?

Meg: Oh. My God.

Lois: Peter, get in the car!

Peter: Okay, but it will cost you! What do you want, a Cleveland Steamer?

Lois: I said get in the car- what's a "Cleveland Steamer"?

Brian: It means that he'll-

Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, be cool, be cool. [police car drives toward them] Yes, so go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then, uh, you go, uh... [the police car passes] Okay, so you want a party or what?

Lois: GET IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!

[Peter sits in the back seat of the car, next to Stewie]

Stewie: [to Meg] It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into the future.

Crone · 07-11-2008, 06:49 PM

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